If your reading this...thank you.

Warning!: If you are not okay with anything I might write about please just don't read them. I'm open to your opinion, but I think it is just stupid for someone to read a story of yours and put in a review "this is gross (or something along those lines)". To put it simply, if you don't like it, DON'T read it.

Name: Lydia (nickname is Kai)

Age: Guess

Most Loved One: My Best Friend Judith (If your reading this dude :tear: I love you man:cries:)

I love sad, or tragic endings. I just think that no one really has a perfect life, and if people write a 'perfect' story with their 'perfect' character, they're writing something sickening to read about. I don't want to read about 'Pixie Starr Rose' and her long flowing hair and bright blue eyes. I mean, I'm a fan of original names and something going good for someone but that is ridiculous. If you don't put flaws in your character or they're past or present, no one if going to find the reality in your writing.

I am also a fan of 'Original Characters', but only good ones. It's rare these day's to find one. Usually there are only Mary Sue's. Yes, I am a Mary Sue HATER.

I hate it when the Mary Sue's have a "dark past". If you can call it that. That is just a sad attempt for the writer to make you feel sorry for their poor helpless Mary Sue. If their character had a real dark past they wouldn't BE Mary Sue's...would they?

I'm not trying to sound emo with the hole 'no one has a perfect life' thing. It's just, I think a story, or book is better if everything is NOT all sunshine and Unicorn's. I just felt that I needed to get that point by.

Music- I love Jazz, Rock, J-rock, J-pop, K-rock, K-pop, SOME rap. (NO AMERICAN POP!!)

Random- Shout out to Asia!! EMAIL ME DUDE!!

Quotes- "I will castrate you with a spork!" (My friend Judith to someone who said one of her 'husbands' was hot)

"HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!" (Again my friend Judith...I know she's senile)

(Judith)- "There was this guy in Michigan that chopped this guy up and put him into a tubbaware container." (Me)- ":weird look : Yeah thats right, keep it fresh."

"That's right, my hand was down my pants." (My friend Ryan...and sometimes Judith)

":throws pencil on the ground hard:...yeah...I'm THAT pissed." (Me)

"GOD I'm such a dork." (Me)

":Has a bruised funny bone: Alright I have to make a good story so my mom doesn't know I jumped off a roof. Ok, this is what happened. I was walking down a dark alley where I was attacked by a rabid Deer, who chased me through a forest. WHERE I fell into a ditch and rolled into a mysterious black hole. Thus the result of my bruised funny bone." :my mom walks in: "OH MY GOD! What happened!?!?!?!?!" (Me :calmly:)- "I jumped off a roof."

Well I'll leave you to reading, but if theirs any weird reason that you need to talk to me just email me at blame-the-government@hotmail.com I'll be happy to hear from any of you.

:Free Hugs: