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 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Night World series, Airhead, 1-800-Where-R-You, Dirty Dancing, and Law and Order: SVU. I love writing you guys should check out QuileuteQueen11 shes my bestfriend and an amazing writer. Im 14 and i love books and volley ball blah blah... Now heres some funny stuff!! FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Comebacks for Women Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Okay so basically writing is my life. Its sad i know but what you gonna do. Read my stories tell me what you think;p Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonaise in my eye!" We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. Your so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot out.. Whats another name for a push-up bra? Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, ikffrox,TDICourtneyFan, Twilight princess snow,josie1901 ~5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face |
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Saving the world, among other things by lankancurry12 reviews
Set after MR3. Max has to save the world. Fang has to help her. But they're both teenagers with raging hormones. Can they do it? FAX and NIGGY. **Rating may change to M depending on how raging they're hormones get...**
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2008
The Kissing Booth by DaisukiPhotoEm reviews
Max has to work at the kissing booth against her will. What affect will it have on Fang. Be nice my first Fanfic. r&r.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Truth or Dare? Bear? by Vomast reviews
What happens when the Flock plays Truth or Dare? Plenty of FAX in this one for all you FAX lovers! Sorry, so sorry, I wrote this when I was fourteen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Yellow House Moments by elmoruthPotterfan6 reviews
Not necessarily in the yellow house, but random moments from the book we all love. Please review.
This Lullaby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
California Beach by Sarcastic4159 reviews
When Max spies on the boys when they go down to the beach will what she finds bring her closer to Fang or tear them a part? Can Max and The Flock handle normal lives or will it get to complicated?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Finding you by sweet.dreams101 reviews
Katey knew life would never be the same, but she never imagined it this bad. Life's lost it's spice and no one seems to understand. Javier's days pass all the same. He doesn't smile anymore. Can fate find a way to bring them together? Summary sucks.. R&R!
Dirty Dancing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Young Love by MaybeItWasMemphis reviews
Alex and Brittany's life after college. Getting married. New careers. New friends. Will they last through all the drama?
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E.
Hand Cuffed by Demon-Kitty-Chan reviews
The title basically says it all. Flames welcome. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
FAX 'nuff said sorry i kinda suck at titles by LitChic007 reviews
Max and her "merry band of mutants" are off on another adventure. But when her feelings for Fang become unignorable, wich will she chose: love, or the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Max, Fang
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amarieshka reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
She's the girl that everyone wants to be by Leoblonde reviews
A girl, Erin, goes to camp for three months, but it turns out the office spelled her name wrong, and she's now rooming in a cabin of five boys.
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,504 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Alone Together by A Dirty Little Secret reviews
They both have no one. So they are alone. Together. AdrianLee&RickyUnderwood. Drabbles.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Adrian L., Ricky U. - Complete
My Bad Boy by L.M.Devlin reviews
Jesse a 21 year old bad boy suddenly turns up in Carmel and much to Suze's displeasure she has to show him about. He's cocky, he's forward and worst of all...he's hot. Can she tame is rebellious streak or will the ghost that arrives make things worse?
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,537 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Book 6: Finally by GuessWho-01 reviews
This is about what happens in Jess and Robs life after Missing You. This fills in the gaps about the wedding and everything after that, that goes on in the new couples life. rated T for now but may change, this is my first FF so please be nice.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jess M., Rob W.
By Heart by so-lovely-and-i reviews
Five months after Ziva's departure, the team is still feeling betrayed. With the sudden and problematic return of their colleague, they are forced to question their orders and make decisions that will undermine the administration. Eventual Tiva. ON HIATUS
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Fire by Mrs.Cullen85 reviews
A tragedy that happens to a young girl.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jess M., Ruth A. - Complete
Disappear by KNO reviews
Christopher Maloney's point of view of how his best friend died. Rated T for language. Contains spoilers!
Airhead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Adventure by QuileuteQueen11 reviews
Bella runs away before her wedding to jacob. Will Jacob hurt her? will Edward save her? Will a war be started between vampires and werewolves. My first fan fic so please review!now updated!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's Now or Never by elisheva reviews
A case involving another base draws Tony and Ziva close together. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Impossibility by AsterEris reviews
Havana Nights: Katey returns to Cuba two years later on a special trip with her family, and reckons with her buried past. Long one-shot.
Dirty Dancing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009
Being by MerylJane reviews
Aftermath of the glow-in-the-dark dinosaur sticker incident. Written in anticipation of Being Nikki.
Airhead - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Twist by WeAreLivingInSomeTinyJoke reviews
Everyone knows summaries aren't easy. Thus, I shall not-so-gracefully ignore it. Max. Fang. Mostly. Light. Not serious. Don't yet ask what exactly the details are. I don't know. I'll figure it out, though. Along the way. Trust me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Max, Fang
Forever by miss-rose-hathaway reviews
Major Faxness! Rated T for mild language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Faces From The Past by SunshineSweetie reviews
Jess is living with Rob, and the FBI have left her alone. Life is good. But what happens when an old face from the past turns up and turns Jess's world upside down- and Rob disappears.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009
Entering New Territory by Ruperv reviews
When Jess sneaks Rob into her room for nocturnal activities... Missing part from Missing You. Heh. Warning: Lemon. Not for the faint-hearted!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
New Beginnings by atragicstory reviews
The book after Missing You. Jess and Rob are finally getting the chance to settle down and enjoy married life but something will attempt to tear them apart. Can Jess and Rob hold it together once last time? Lots of Lemons, smut and drama.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Stars Are Always Brighter by kazukomichiko7789 reviews
When Fang gets the flu Max and the others take him to Dr.Martinez's house to get better. Max is worried and tries to keep him company and give him comfort. mostly fluff FangXMax aka Fax and a very, very, VERY small hint of IggyXElla
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The talk by hannah-louise-xD reviews
Jeb decideds that now is the time to give Max, Fang & Iggy "the talk" Humour! Review! Flames welcome! Please vote on my poll for future stories! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Messes by Evan Divine reviews
How do I get myself into these messes...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Embarrassments by maximumride230 reviews
When Fang starts to Majorly embarrass Max, she takes extreme revenge including dying his shirts pink, and typing a very embarrassing blog post on his blog. What's Fangs reaction and what's his excuse for embarrassing her? Will Max be able to take it back?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Promises by jadey1793 reviews
Jess has always been powerless to Rob. JessXRob....really bad summery! Please R&R!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Transcript A11G: Todd Mintz by VickyVicarious reviews
Todd is interviewed by all of our favorite two Special Agents, and a secret comes out... Oneshot, fits in my TGILverse.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Todd M. - Complete
Beach by Bookbabe123 reviews
Oh my Gosh! Iggy has been kidknapped! What will happen to the flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Girl I Like Needs A Safe House by VickyVicarious reviews
Safe House' from Rob's POV... Third in my 'The Girl I Like...' series... Contains dialogue from the book... you've heard it all before.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Bella Dreams by bupperfly reviews
Bella has a dream and Edward does something about it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Through His Pale Blue Eyes by Walking On Midnight reviews
Rob's story. When Lightening Strikes.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
The Girl I Like Is Code Named Cassandra by VickyVicarious reviews
That's right... "Code Name Cassandra", from Rob's POV. Second in my series of "The Girl I Like..." Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
I Wouldn't Have Guessed by Inamorta reviews
Cute fluff. The Flock play truth or Dare. Now being re-done since it sucked so much. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Pledged Together by QuileuteQueen11 reviews
A cute Ron and Hermione drabble! please Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Daughters of the moon: The Black Diamond by QuileuteQueen11 reviews
Set in the 13th book. What if Catty really had joined her father in the Cincti? If she truly turned evil. Would she have killed Vanessa and Serena? What if Serena and Vanessa saved Catty from her terrible fate? Please R&R!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008
Let This Nightmare Be Over by XXdestinedXXforXXpainXX reviews
After Sanctuary, Jess is waiting to hear 3 small words from Rob. While she's waiting she finds out that she's being stalked by someone who, quite frankly, wants her dead. CHAPTER 10 UP!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
Truth Or Dare Anytime Anywhere by Whatever Sass XX reviews
Ella's new BFF wants the Flock to play the demonic game of Truth or Dare. What can come of this?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2008
Sound of Silence by trainlindz reviews
Bella wonders what the reason is that Edward is drawn to her as a person, other than the smell of her blood Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Did You Change My Sheets? by GetBackToMe reviews
My first story, and I'd like honest feedback, please. A Bella and Edward oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
HappyGlow by 2sides2evrystory reviews
Redo on book two scenario. Fang comes into Max's room after Sam kisses her.One-shot. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Bouncing Balls by okaie reviews
Emmett wants to tell Bella about the fun he had with his bouncing balls. Rated T for Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
kiss on the dock from book 4 by silentwings3495 reviews
have you ever thought of how fang's point of view would be on the scene where he kisses max on the dock. here's an idea. do not read if you haven't read maximum ride the 4th.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008
Bella's Problem by FairyPyrateChaosJoe reviews
I'm sure everyone's wondered about it at some point or another. What happens when Bella's on her period? Now you don't have to wonder anymore. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Prank Call To Edward by nobodytolose reviews
I hope you enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Can I Have A Kiss? by alexz1jude reviews
Max and Fang are driving in a car and hear Can I have A Kiss by Kelly Clarkson. oneshot - FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Little Spat by restart reviews
Max and Fang have a little spat. It starts with a fight and ends with a kiss... well kisses. It's just a cute Fax one shot. T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008
The Mating Experiment by FindTheStrengthWithinYourself reviews
I suck at summeries, so look at the title, and guess, and just read the thing!- chap 3 was a mean prank pulled by my bro! read new chap 3! not M! I want it to stay T!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
The Talk: Max Style by wingsgirl1313 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE TALK! Well, now we all know how Max and Fang and Iggy got their talks. But what happens when Jeb is gone and the duty falls on the shoulders of our favorite fourteen-year-old avian hybrids?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2008
Part 1:Romance,out in the open by Hita Ver Alcina reviews
When the rest of the flock is asleep and Only max and Fang are left,things get romantic.This is the moment we have all been waiting for.The kiss.Full of every detail...a beautiful place...in an endless time...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008
The Talk by wingsgirl1313 reviews
In the E shaped house, Jeb had some parenting duties to do. Among which is telling his children, aka, the young flock about the birds and the bees.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
Joke's On You! by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Bella stays over at the Cullens for the night, abd none other than Emmett pulls a prank on her. MINOR adult language. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Warmer Hearts by EvilSarcasm217 reviews
The Flock is going to Antarctica and things get a bit heated with Fang and Max. This will also include the reason Max doesn't like hotels! There is in fact a plot but it is blanketed by lemons. Don't like that kind of stuff? Then don't cry to me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
A Knockout Kiss by UUBookwitch reviews
What will happen when Fang accidentally knocks Max out? Hilarity and romance, of course!Fang x Max, Oneshot. I know it's an obvious title, but please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Let's Talk about Periods by watchingtheworld reviews
It's another period day, and the Cullen women decide to talk about it in front of Bella, and in front of the guys. Poor Bella! Rated T for content.UPDATE! for those who are waiting for the masturbation story, just wait another week plz :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare the Angel Style by Ferrero reviews
Angel convinces the flock to play truth or dare. Title says it all. Angel uses her powers to 'help' a person complete a dare or tell the truth. FAX. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That time of month again by tiramisu-26 reviews
What if Bella has her period? Story inspired by a question asked. In the Twilight Lexicon I think. Of couse, there are some Bellard funny stuff here and Alice is here. Bellard is love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Bella wants by Tenshi123 reviews
Bella finally gets a night alone with Edward. But will this night have more than just talking in it when bella cant seem to control her sexual needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Moony44 reviews
Max and the flock join Ella for her birthday sleepover. When Truth or Dare is suggested, everyone agrees to play. And Max really can't turn down a dare, can she? FangMax. Twoshot. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me by CocaCola Gold reviews
Just do it. Just like this. Just kiss me. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007
Just Forgive Me by Insane Winged Girl reviews
This is pretty much a remix of the whole Lissa kissing Fang thing, cuz I didn't like that. At all. Twoshot I think. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Static Cling by mysteryredhead reviews
My own take on the infamous Fang's first kiss incident. BUT....I hate Lissa...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
The Kiss by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Set after School's Out Forever. Fang and Max are on the beach and fang really needs to talk to Max. It gets steamy. One Shot. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Bella has her Period, Edward learns a thing or two by towelgirl98 reviews
What happens when bella has her period? Edward learns about... stuff can't reveal the story Just a random story. VERY funny tho. I promise!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2007
Spin the Bottle by Teardrops of Sunshine reviews
A crazy game of spin the bottle! Random oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Kiss the Girl by streco reviews
MxF I hate the word Fax. Max and Fang are watching the fireworks on the Fourth of July. The Voice has an idea, but Max isn't sure if she agrees with it. Fang does, though. Cute and fluffy Fang POV. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Kiss by BlazeorFade reviews
Iggy finds a new way to stop Nudge's word flow. First MaxRide fic. Be Kind, I scare easilynot really.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Awkward Beginnings by purpleviolets reviews
Set before Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment and will continue throughout both books MaxFang Chapter 2 up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
The Incredible, Indescribable Maximum Ride by Zoe Saugin reviews
[MaxxFangxNudge][IggyxNudge friendship] Nudge walks in on Max and Fang kissing, ponders on the beach, and gets insight from an unexpected source.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Dreams by purpleviolets reviews
MaxFangMax can't sleep so Fang tells her a bedtime story of adventure, romance, action. Please be aware that there is sexual innuendo. Also, spoilers for Maximum Ride School's Out forever
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Max by purpleviolets reviews
MaxFang Pure sap, no plot, some kissing
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Here's to the Night by abslax reviews
A night between Jess and Rory.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
After Santuary by jerseygrl reviews
This takes place a little after Santuary in the series of 1-800-Where-R-U...I hope you like it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004
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Anonymous caller reviews
Someone calls Olivia Benson, read more to see what happens!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
The vampire hunter reviews
This is about a character i created. It fits in to the nightworld series! Please read it's good!: and review!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Road trip reviews
Jess goes to Robs house and looks at their photo album with his mom. But later she wakes up and someones missing....Jess and Rob have to go get them....JessxRob Read and Review!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Maximum Ride Truth or Dare? reviews
Fax! its funny, and i think its a good read, so give it a read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
good times with the cullens reviews
funny romantic!Im reposting an old story called pranks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
Eyebrow raising fun! reviews
I suck at summarys but its good, and will have some upcoming Faxness! JUST READ! Rated M just in case!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Christophers memories reviews
What are Christophers memories of Em, and their friendship? This is a story of Christopher remebering after he finds out about her death.
Airhead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
It all comes down to the music, and memories reviews
It is based off of Dirty Dancing 2.Well Its a fluffy one shot, and i cant say too much without ruining the ending, its a quick read and i think its pretty good.
Dirty Dancing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Pranks reviews
Just read it's a little romantic and hillarious! it's my first story so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
The necklace short story funny reviews
Ok so i had to write a fan-fic on a short story we read for school, and i figured why not post-it. So this is for anyone who's read the short story The necklace by the french guy.lol
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete