My favorite thing is not moving a lot.

I realized a long time ago that my body is just not made for things like sports, parkour, or walking fast. No coordination whatsoever. So I make things. Stories mostly. Art as well.

I have transformed into an internet person. A lurker of the world wide web. I don't know how I feel about that, yet.

So why not befriend this internet avatar? You're close to becoming one as well. Let's read each other's stories and chat like we are real, flesh and blood friends. Remember that? Remember face to face talking? Wasn't it awful?

Pokemon is my main love right now but story universes I enjoy include Ouran High School Host Club, Alice in Wonderland, Batman, Spirited Away, Elfen Lied, and more Pokemon. Charmander is my favorite. Think real hard about what your favorite pokemon is and then think about if we could be friends or not based on your decision because it will depend heavily on that information.

If we are including legendary pokemon in our dream team, then Zapdos is my favorite.

And that's pretty much all you need to know about me.