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To be honest, I'm not exactly a very chatty individual. I'm really more of a silent lurker. Comments and reviews are for people who want to be heard, no? I tend to keep my thoughts and comments to myself. That's just...how I roll. But perhaps you want some fun trivia anyway!

Favorite books/series:

-Enchanted Forest Chronicles; Patricia C. Wrede
-Howl's Moving Castle; Diana Wynne Jones
-Maximum Ride; James Patterson
-Dragon Keeper; Carole Wilkinson
-The Phantom Tollbooth; Norton Juster
-Percy Jackson & The Olympians; Rick Riordan
-Artemis Fowl; Eoin Colfer

And a buttload more that I don't feel like listing. Ooh, add that! "I'm lazy as hell."

I WOULD list more favorites, but do you really care if my favorite food is hamburgers, but only on a Wednesday? Honestly? No, I don't think so. I tend to do that a lot, by the way. I enjoy reading cute little details about other people and all, but I never think my cute little details seem very appealing. I mean, I can try, but I promise you will regret this for the rest of your life.

-There are exactly 91 beads plus one crocodile charm on the plastic necklace hanging from the blue pushpin holding up the upper left side of a dragon poster in my room.
-I won't draw if I haven't washed my hands with foamy soap and water in the last ten minutes, unless they already feel clean.
-I have dorky braces and rubber bands.
-My absolute bestest friend ever IRL lives approximately 60 steps from my front door.
-At this exact moment, I am listening to Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by Relient K.
-My favorite song of the day is Not As Wee by Alanis Morrissette.
-I always have an inner monologue running through my head, and I often speak it out loud.
-Oftentimes, I spout random quotes from books, movies, or TV shows. If you haven't seen any of them and memorized them by heart, I will appear to be insane.

...No, I am not sorry for what I did to your retinas.

But more fun facts about my personality! I'm cynical, narcissistic, sadistic, pessimistic, I have a sick and odd sense of humor, I despise society, and when I start to think there just might be some hope for humanity, I turn around and see some kid picking their nose and think, "Not even close."

Also, I'm a grammar/spelling nazi. A closet grammar/spelling nazi. Sure, if I see someone type "OMG u r lyke mah bffffbf" I won't say anything, but if I ever meet that person IRL, I will be sure to break out a nice red marker and just scribble "DUMAS" on their face. I really will.

"Well, well, well", I suppose I was wrong! There is quite a bit I could say about myself. However, for fear that your drool may short-circuit your keyboard, I'll end my little collection of tirades here. Tah-tah for now, and you know the rest.

You know, I do that sometimes. I'll be like, "BLAH BLAH BLAH kthxbai." and leave. Then five seconds later I'll zoom back and continue ranting. I just have all this ideas ricocheting around in my empty skull and sometimes they forget to exit through the mouth. (Don't ask where else they would go) Yes, I have terrible memory. Sometimes I'll say the same thing I just said five seconds before. Yes, I have terrible memory. Sometimes I'll say the same thing I just said five seconds ago. Which no doubt causes endless frustration with the few people I actually talk to. I'm not a big talker, believe it or not. Yes, this rant may beg to differ, but that's typing. Totally different.

...Hold on- I was going to say something interesting. But I lost it. Bugger. Uhm...oh, oh, I got something. Not the something I had before; this is a different something, but it's still something, right? Hey, have you noticed that when you say a word over and over and over and over again it hardly feels like a word? Like...fort. Fort. Say it. Fort. Say it again. Fort. Spell it twice. F-o-r-t. F-o-r-t. Say it three times. Fort fort fort. Spell it once. F-o-r-t. What do you eat soup with?

...Really?

Because I eat soup with a SPOON.

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