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Joined 05-27-08, id: 1587784, Profile Updated: 09-10-08
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm just a middle-aged computer geek who likes to write Harry Potter fanfiction. Comments and constructive criticism are always welcome; flames are sent to \dev\nul.

Much as I'd like to claim it, nothing you recognize belongs to me. This is JK's world, and I'm just playing in it for my own amusement.

I've posted several things in just a short time; many of these are things I'd written long ago, with a sprinkling of some new stuff. Don't expect me to be this prolific all the time. (g)

Update: I just posted a couple of new ones, both songs, and my first posts in a while. I've been working on several different multi-chapter fics, which will be posted when they're done (or nearly so). I hate it when things go up a chapter at a time- if it's a good story, I want to read it now, not get dragged out over months. So keep an eye out- there'll be some more new stuff here shortly.

Further Update: Are you into HP Roleplaying? Are you on MySpace? Then check out . This is a new roleplaying group that's just starting to get off the ground, and we need players. If you're at all interested, please stop by and check things out.

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U Can't Curse Me
Another song parody, this time of MC Hammer's U Can't Touch This. Harry raps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginny's Song
Just a little original song no music with it about Ginny's thoughts on Harry. Written pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Luna C
How to define a certain blonde Ravenclaw, digitally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Dark Lord by Kid V
A parody of Cowboy by Kid Rock, used without permission. No copyright infringement is intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Little Girl Justice reviews
This is a rather dark tale, of justice. It's a very different kind of story from my usual fare, so reviews would be greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008
Horny Hogwarts reviews
This is a TOTALLY off-the-wall and floor and ceiling fic where it's a surprise if anyone is IN character. Rated M for a reason, although mostly it's inferred, not explicit. Crossovers and parodies galore. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Little Butterbeer reviews
More Gilbert and Sullivan parody fun. The Little Buttercup song from HMS Pinafore, set in the Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter on The Jeremy Weller Show reviews
Harry appears on wizarding's tabloid trash TV show.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Unicorn Hunters reviews
Dangerous things stalk the woods. Most of them go on two legs, and some of them are little girls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Peeves' Daughter reviews
Someone on another site once mentioned "Peeves' Daughter," although I can't remember the context of why. But it started me thinking. And that's always dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Neville's Song reviews
Just an amusing little jingle that popped into my head one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the ManEating Rabbit
Someone told me about a story with this title, and said yes it was as bad as it sounds. So I decided to take the title and see what I could do with it. Just a little random humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kaylie and the Boggart reviews
Consider the boggart. And that even Muggles know how to deal with them. Mildly humorous look at boggarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Snippets from The Daily Prophet reviews
Just a few random stories from The Daily Prophet, starting with the first issue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
What Would I Do Without You, Mary Sue? reviews
A silly little song dedicated to Mary Sues everywhere
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Honor Your Father, Don't Mourn Him reviews
The awful last days of Harry James Potter, Hero of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When Potions Go Wrong
Just random silliness, set after the Slytherins try to scare Harry during the Quidditch match by appearing dressed as dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
I am the Very Model of an Epic Tale Protagonist reviews
Gilbert and Sullivan's I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General, rewritten for the Potterverse. Originally written pre-DH and not updated. Reviews welcome; flames to \dev\nul. Please excuse the lines for breaks; wasn't spacing properly without them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Barnabas the Barmy and the Troll Ballet reviews
Remember the portrait across from the Room of Requirement, of Barnabas the Barmy teaching the trolls ballet? Ever wonder why? Reviews welcome; flames ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008
A Last Visit at St Mungo's reviews
The last two survivors of the Wizard War have a final meeting at St. Mungo's. My first posting; please R&R flames cheerfully ignored . Updated to reflect DH and I -think- I caught everything; let me know if I missed something .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete