Lolz. I'm ShadowDragon0064. So, it looks like I actually decided to starting posting my own fanfictions. Am I not awesome? I dare you to deny that, especially since it's an eternally true fact.

Some facts about me:
AGE: UNDER 18
GENDER: MALE
PLACE OF BIRTH/ PLACE OF RESIDENCE: NJ, USA
NATIONALITY: INDIAN
Wanna know someting cool? I play the cello. It's an epic insturment. If you don't know what it is, I pity you. Go look it up.

Sooo... when it comes to fanfics, I like Pokemon, Vocaloid, Kirby, SSB, Magi-Nation (bet that you haven't heard of that one before), etc. So, yeah, I'm awesome. Very, very, awesome. Don't try to deny that fact.

A little warning: my fanfics may be mentally disturbing. Just saying. I am a very disturbed person, so it makes sense that my fanfics will be disturbing, right?

Okay... now what do I say? Let's see... my avatar is a picture of Rei Kagene. Yup. Vocaloid is epic. If you don't know what Vocaloid is, you are missing out on something epic and ridiculously awesome. Go learn about it RIGHT NOW. I participate in the forum Vocaloid General Discussion. If you get really, really, lucky, you might find me there. Maybe. Possibly.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT A BIG SUPEMARKET BEFORE I DIE.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3' in housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible “theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look’ ‘using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting "Pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE!

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupid.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beaver, ugh sorry Beiber standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of the 3% like me and my friends, then feel free to join us sit there eating popcorn yelling "jump off before i throw you off You Sparkly Bitch, cuz no one likes you!!!" Copy and repost this!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profileIf you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profileIf you have a profile, paste this on your profileIf you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.Love your enemies! It really pisses them offDon’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.This world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (Nadine: Because they want children to fail remembering the days )Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profileIf you're a chocoholic, you know what to do.If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.If someone has ever does something kinda funny and you bust out laughing and can't stop for at least 5 minutes, copy and paste this on your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

I got everything in bold from cheekycheetah's profile. Lolz.

Okay. I'm still typing. So I need to type some kind of message or something. Sooo... okay. When you read a good fic, be sure to write a review. It shows the writer that people are actually reading their fics. I mean, how sad is it to spend time writing a fanfic, only for nobody to read it? If you are now feeling guilty for neglecting to review all the fanfics that you read, you can help ease your guilty mind by reviewing my fanfics (hint hunt).

Listen. You really need to go somewhere else. There are billions of pages on the internet. Don't confine yourself solely to this page. Go somewhere else. read a fic. Preferably mine. What are you waiting for? Go!

UPDATE: Apparently people read my first fic... and they liked it! At least two people, anyway... if you want to read it, feel free to do so.

UPDATE: Answer my poll NOW, or perish in a very painful way.