COMPLETE! Of course George would have an adult line at WWW. And of course he would use Ron and Hermione as test subjects. Written for the 2015 Ron/Hermione fanfic fest on romionesmut's tumblr.

Clare and Eli are partners in the FBI. The chemistry they share is undeniable, but the FBI has rules that prohibit romantic relationships between co-workers. Will they be able to resist each other?What happens when the serial killer they're after targets Clare?

Wealthy and spoiled,looking for scandal always blows up your face. Clare gets sent to her grandparents farm for the summer, a reality check she needs. One green-eyed farm laborer may just bring back all the reality she's been hiding from.

Clare Edwards isn't Daddy's little girl anymore. As a stripper at Toronto's hottest strip club, Exit 69, every man knows her name, except the one man she has been hiding from for the past four years. He follows her home one night and just by looking into the matching blue eyes of her child he is smitten, head over heals, all over again. ECLARE future fic.

In the aftermath of Adam's shooting and her now future stepbrother leaving her at prom, Clare tries to piece back together her life as her broken family builds anew and moves on while old friendships reconnect. Post Now or Never.

After moving out of her ex's place, Clare Edwards finds herself living with her childhood friend Jake, his joker friend Adam, and the mysterious writer Eli. Living with 3 guys; lots of insane, stupid, funny, and romantic? moments are bound to arise.

Eli Goldsworthy works as a doorman for a building where the richest of the rich live. There is only one reason why he chooses to work there. And she doesn't even know his name.

Eli x Clare. Inspired by "One of the Boys" by Katy Perry. Clare and Eli have been best friends since they could remember. They know each other better than anyone else. But friendships change, sometimes for the bad and sometimes for the good.

The title tells it all...

I remember it all very well, looking back at the summer I turned eighteen. I was walking home, late, from a friend's house. I knew I shouldn't be walking home at this hour, but I thought nothing would happen. Boy was I wrong.

Strangers for ten years, death, love, and the desperate need for closure force Eli and Clare back into each other's lives. AU.

He's a heart broken, distraught human and she's been assigned to him...will a girl the size of a pencil ever be able to get through his stubborn head? Along the way to recovery, the two might actually be of use to each other...

Future Master of the Degrassi Convent, Eli makes a mistake one night giving into the lust for human blood and takes a life. Now he must face the stress of being a Sire, and Master while finding someone to be his bride befor suffering an arranged marriage.

Clare stumbles upon Eli in the midst of a particularly terrifying panic attack, propelling them haphazardly back into each other's worlds. Will they have the courage to rebuild their friendship? Can they trust again? Everything is altered after the storm.

A wife, a husband, a child, deaths and years later...the two find each other once again. Except, she's not what he thought she would become. What happens when Elijah comes face to face with a homeless Clare Edwards?

Clare gets new neighbors; the Goldsworthy's. Turns out she and Eli's parents have long history and are at war with each other. Their parents forbid them to see each other, but when the two find an attraction to each other, they can't stay away.

What the sex talk would have gone like if it was Eli that Clare was talking to. Eclare. Post-Cake relationship at an undetermined point in the future Oneshot.

Drink the poison lightly, cause there are deeper and darker things than you.

Clare has just started her first year at the University of Toronto when she ends up running into Eli. They rekindle their friendship, but of course, their feelings are never that simple. A story of two people falling in love for the second time. Eclare

"Rachel grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me in for a kiss. That had been about the last thing I'd been expecting. The only thing I'd expected less was the way my body reacted to having Rachel Berry pressed against me." Faberry, side Brittana.

Edited: She saved his life 7 years ago, a beautiful, mysterious creature with the voice of an angel. And he has kept her secret ever since, but the human world is a dangerous place for her, and some secrets can't stay hidden for long.

Running away seemed like the only solution, where to run away to was the problem. At this point, the abandoned theater resembles more of a home than her own house, and the disturbed boy living inside seems to care a lot more than her own parents.

Being the respectable Christian and intelligent 9th grader, Clare Edwards doesn't understand why all girls her age always talk about boys. But when a new bad boy, 10th grader, transfers to Degrassi, will Clare finally understand what the girls mean?

He was adopted into her family at age 6. They've been best friends since. The day he was adopted a friendship was born but maybe romance as well. Now that they enter high school things get way too complicated.

Santana tasted like smoke and cherries and sin. Pezberry 60s AU. Smut.

Wishing leads to hope. Hope leads to confidence. When a certain Clare Edwards finally see's the world in a new and different perspective, will Eli, show her the "right" way?

Ron and Hermione have been separated for nearly four months and their sexual frustration is at an all-time high. Ron unknowingly presents a challenge, which Hermione takes to the next level, and Ron immediately reciprocates. Who will come out the winner?

Have you ever been through a ground breaking, heart racing, body shaking experience that leaves you so distraught that you feel the only way out is to remain silent? Will Eli ever be able to recover from his Earth Shattering experience?

Eli and Clare are far from friends; they hate each other. But when hormones are added to that, could the anger and frustration towards each other become pleasure? Will it stay casual or will it lead to something more?

Their forever wasn't the ordinary kind.

Clare is a freshman at University. She doesn't know anyone until she meets her new roommate Gracie and finds out her little secret. She also finds a certain green eyed boy highly annoying. the events that take place during her first year away from home.

Eli and Clare are off to college and enrol in a human anatomy creative writting class. A trimester full of fun sexy essays!

Since the age of nine, Jake made his life hell. And for that, Eli genuinely hated him. Being his step-brother didn't stop him from wanting revenge. However, things backfire and it is soon realized that what you can't have, you can't resist. AU.

Eli. The boy I'm in love with. The boy who is dying… Eli had leukemia. The often fatal cancer in which white blood cells displace his normal blood, leading to infection, shortage of red blood cells, anemia, bleeding, and other disorders.

After a student is gruesomely murdered on campus, Clare Edwards finds herself trying to extract information from the only person who might know the truth. But is secretive English major Eli Goldsworthy just a witness? Or is he the culprit? AU

Clare Edwards is starting College life, about to turn 19 and ready to experience new things. What happens when she does the one thing that even surprised her and fell for her 24 year old College Professor, Elijah Goldsworthy. Rated "M" just in case.

Clare and Eli are both still recovering from their traumatic breakup when they meet Jake Martin and Imogen Moreno. They think that these two are the perfect rebounds, but when you trust someone you barely know, nothing ever turns out as planned.

The Misfits are definitely in for one wild ride for their Summer trip. Throw in four unchaperoned virgins,a cabin, and illegal provisions equals..."What happens at the cabin, stays at the cabin." Rated M for a reason. Enjoy.

Eli is a painter in need of a muse... Who knows? Maybe secretive Clare Edwards can prove to be the inspiration he so desperately needs. If her past doesn't prevent her from seeing him...

It's scary enough that someone is stalking Rachel, but the terror has only just begun.

Eli, a popular boy at Degrassi is dared to make any girl in Degrassi sleep with him within two weeks. Clare Edwards, catholic nerdy loner is chosen as his victim. Will Eli be able to work his magic on her like he does with every other girl?

Clare was prone to deja vu, just not of a life that was her own.

Eli and Clare get intimate in the shower...

Destined to be together. Childhood best friends and lovers Eli Goldsworthy and Clare Edwards had the perfect, fairytale relationship. But in the end, one is left heartbroken. This is not your typical love story.

Eli gives Clare a mission: Before three o'clock on Sunday afternoon, Clare has to figure out three riddles that Eli had left to her, leading her to places that she's never seen before. But what she doesn't know is what will happen when she's done...

Elijah Goldsworthy, known as "the junkie" of Degrassi. But, what happens when a certain girl won't let him get his beer using his fake I.D. ? Will this girl try and turn his life around? Will he let her into his horrifying scary world he calls "his life?"

He's an arrogant writer, full of cynicism and apathy, trying to survive a book tour. She's the cheerful journalist who is following him around, attempting to write a profile about him. It's always complicated when opposites attract. AU.

Eclare; To take her mind off her parent's marital problems, Eli asks Clare a very unusual question. "Clare. May I kidnap you?" Fluff ensues. Complete, Epilogue Posted. :D

It wasn't his fault that he was attracted to his sister. Hell, almost everyone was, but he was her brother and it's kind of against all morals of life being attracted to his blood relative. /Warnings Inside/

They've tried to stay away from each other, and they usually succeed, but every Friday night they get together...

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone, just the one two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again, let's be more than this. /Maislinn; important information inside; rated T for now/

A one-night stand between Clare Edwards and Eli Goldsworthy re-sparks their once friendship. But sex always makes things complicated, right? Story title from Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap

Waiting for change to lead him down a more innocent path, death obsessed Elijah Goldsworthy finds it in a blue eyed beauty, but perhaps with an even darker past than his own. /Darkfic: AU/

Life had lost all sense for Eli, and he just wanted the easy way out. But when Clare Edwards saved his life, not matter how much he resented her for it, everything changed. A story about friendship, love, and the tricky road to happiness.

Warning: Rated M for Lemons. Excerpt: "I need you. Give me what I need Clare." Before I could protest, his mouth was crashing down on mine and despite my surprised attempts to pull away, he was stronger." Chapter TWO uploaded!

As Eli and Clare are organizing the many books he owns, he finds a heavily detailed romance novel, and reads two paragraphs to her. In the end, they never got to finish organizing his books…

Eli became a complete stranger to Clare the moment she opened her eyes... and suddenly, he lost everything. A story about falling in love all over again, one day at a time. Rated M for mature situations.

Clare gets the chance of a lifetime to meet her mysterious penpal and see her celebrity crush rock out in the concert of the year. Eli, teen heartthrob rockstar, has a secret that can change both of their lives. What happens when their worlds collide? AU

Rachel wishes that she could read minds for a day when her birthday doesn't go well...she didn't expect her wish to come true. Rated M for adult content and swearing.

Eli and Clare have broken up but keep a secret from everyone. What is it? What will happen when their secret is compromised?

You know what sucks? High school. You know what sucks more? Having a crush on your new best friend. You know what sucks more than that? Finding his girlfriend kissing my boyfriend...

Clare is upset about her parents and spends the night at Eli's house. ONESHOT.

A/U. Nothing is going to get in the way of Finn's perfect year, not even his quirky new roommate.

When Darcy returns from Africa, she and Clare try to catch up but a lot has changed. Takes places two years after the current season. ONESHOT.

Eli's English essay turns out to be racier than Clare expects. ONESHOT.

After learning something surprising about Clare, Eli discovers she might want more from him than he expected. ONESHOT.

Finn and Rachel learn the hard way that not all dreams come true. But there's always enough time for a second chance.

Future-Fic. After High School, Finn joins the Army to make something of himself and learns what it means to be a true hero.

Finn and Rachel learn that if you add lying, sex and glee club together, it can be a dangerous mix.

A/U. Finn Hudson responds to an open casting call for a new TV show and is thrust into a life he'd only ever dreamed of.

Finn and Rachel are ready to take the next step in their relationship and learn some interesting lessons from each other along the way.

Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.