Quickly, Stiles turned around to whisper in the handsome stranger's ear, "Please act with me on this," before giving the man he had only met less than five minutes ago a peck on the cheek and a flirtatious smile. This was so not the way Stiles had planned his day going. OR the one where Stiles pretends to be dating Derek to get away from his ex.(Fic ONLY updated on archiveofourown)