malfoyelf
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Joined 06-28-03, id: 408565
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hello! I didn't like my last bio so guess what! It's gone! Yipee!

NOTE: sorry to all for not updating my fics yet! I'm working on them, but what can I say, I'm lazy. I promise they will be updated soon. Maybe.

'Nother Note: I have an account at DeviantArt now. I've got a Pancakes! pic up, and I might add more fanart for that and other stories later as well. Please check it out!

I'm Alex (of the female persuasion) and American.

I like LOTR and HP. I have read both of them several times so don't get me confused with the group of slobbering girls who I leave the theatre with. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH LEGOLAS. Although he is very cute... I also like anime, movie-going, and my newest obsessions have been Bob Marley and the Godfather Trilogy. No, that's not a new band. They're seperate, because I'm not that nuts, I don't think.

Hey, I've just gotta recommend some of my favorite authors and tell you to go check out some of their work.
Huinesoron,
Vi1,
Pointy Ears Are My Thing,
and Hirilnara.
They're all hilarious and you should check them out.

Thank you Vi1, Hirilnara, I-AM-A-HARRYPOTTER-FANATI, and Dark Borg Drone for adding me to their favorites! Maybe I'll update now...

My Stories thus far:

A Snake Can Change Its Scales: corny name, corny summary. It's a Harry Potter Draco/Hermione fic that I've been working on for awhile. So, Draco is knocked unconcious by Harry and Ron, but Hermione is blamed for it. Her punsihment is to help Mrs. Pomfrey with the care of him until he is fully recovered. But when he wakes up he is a totally different Draco that Hermione knew and loathed.

No Fair: A Lord of the Rings comedy, (well, I at least think it's funny! That's sad, I know.) It's centered around Sauron and his misguided quest to become a fangirl god. Yup, that and the many random exploding orcs add up to great fun!

Please check out my stories and leave a review. For me they are few and far between and I really need them. Thank you!

malfoyelf

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Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Sudden Changes by Taintless reviews
Hogwarts is attacked and Mudbloods are now used as slaves. Draco Malfoy meets up with his own favorite mudblood Hermione Granger. And suddenly everything begins to change. A tale of obsession, danger, lust, prejudice, survival, hate and love. New End Added - years later!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,042 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Tides by acidroses reviews
Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Mask of Puck by DeMoNic GigGleS reviews
Hermione found something rather unusual in the dark recesses of Hogwarts…Puck! The trickster now must grant her every wish, quite boring really, all about school. She really needed some fun…and he knows just the thing…H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One True Love by Kanami reviews
A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sympathy for the Slytherin by heysweet reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts following the mysterious death of his father. Hermione tutors an angst-ridden Draco. Ingredients: Angst, comedy, a drunk Draco, a seductive Draco, a tortured Draco, action, adventure, romance and MUCH MUCH MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,497 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Shadows of Light by Ardent Entity reviews
COMPLETE Nobody would put it past Malfoy to feign injury in order to torture Hermione Granger into doing his work for him in the name of vengeance on Potter. But what happens when an emotion much stronger than revenge begins to take hold? Full summery in
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,488 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fangirls Anonymous by Lynet Nar reviews
a new spinoff of ISPCE: a techie is hiding a fangirl. will she lose her job? will elves be endangered? will the fangirl be cured? or will she turn ISPCE workers fangirl? there's only one way to find out... read it, of course! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Complete
Oh! The temptation by ktbaby reviews
Hermione's & Draco's mothers went to primary school together-what will happen when they meet again and next term's Head Girl & Boy have to spend most of the summer together? a HGDM fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Diary of a Pancake Fangirl by Hirilnara reviews
A fanfic based on a fanfic...You need to read Huinesoron's Pancakes to understand! - Finished, for now
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003
Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,696 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
The Story of Mornil by Hirilnara reviews
A ficlet developed from Diary of an Undercover Sue. Mornil's encounter with the PPC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004
Was I Ever Loved By You? by BookSmartBrilliance reviews
Ginny Weasley is a successful career woman, love interest of Harry Potter, & the envy of her generation. Life can’t get any better. Until something happens that brings everything crashing around her and she’s forced to see things differently DG Comple
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,902 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Power Up! by Bulma Greenleaf reviews
What would happen if each member of the Fellowship got his own unique superpower? Check it out! And YAY! Chapter 12 is UUUUUP! All review, please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003
If Walls Could Talk by Yelena Katarina reviews
Draco Malfoy is furious over his father's arrest, and it's all Harry's fault. But this time, Potter & his friends won't get away with it. He's got a plan that will tear their apart world...Or perhaps tear apart his own...D/Hrm Book 5 follower
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ways to Kill a 'Sue by Huinesoron reviews
Hey kiddies, do you know what a Mary-Sue is? I do . . . something that, during the course of this story, DIES! Muahaha!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
Hidden in the Dark by Pannygirl reviews
*Draco and Hermione* "It was you that night in the cave!?" He said. "All these nights since, your really the one i've been dreaming about!?" She said. (Its amazing how many things go unnoticed in the dark)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,021 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
7 Days of Hell by acidroses reviews
Ron loses a bet to Draco, causing Hermione to become Draco's slave for 7 days. ^_^ Let the fun begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rah! Rah! Run For Your Lives!!! by Candy and Bells reviews
Hogwarts is attacked by preppy cheerleaders... And Sirius is their first victim!!! (A MWPP/L Fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
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A Snake Can Change Its Scales reviews
CHAPTER 7 UP! Hate and fear have been the controling factors in Draco's life; he thought they always would be. But what if a new emotion comes into play? Can a simple accident turn his life around? Can I suck anymore at summaries? DHr. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Fair! reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! Sauron is jealous of everyone's fangirls and wants some of his own. But how? Anything's better than orcs in wigs, but was an evil flaming eyeball meant to have female fans? Please RR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Sauron