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 Author has written 2 stories for Fruits Basket, and Naruto. How to piss off Near: 1: Give his toys to the salvation army 2: Flush his toys down the toilet 3:Take his toys, cover them with chocolate, and give them to Mello 4:Use alot of sentences that have near in it 5:Tell him that Mello has a better name than him 6:State that for a smart kid he sure has alot of stupid habits 7:Ask if he got his hairstyle from "The Dream girls" 8:Ask him how he feels about his hair Prematurely whitening 9:Ask if he twirls his hair like that when he is on the phone with Mello 10:Ask him if he finds it kinky when Mello wears black leather 11:Call him "The L that Never was" 12:State that the reason his name is Near is because he got so close to being L but it was taken away from a stranger 13:Tell him that L would rather have Kira take his place that him 14:Ask where Mello keeps the other "Toys" wink 15:Tell him that his hair looks like a white bushbaby If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stress: the condition brought on by overiding the body's desire to kick someone's ass. Here's a question: why doesn't opportunity ever ring the door bell? 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Label Found On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Label Found On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Label Found On Nytol Sleep Aid: Label Found On Sunsbury's peanuts: Label Found On a Japanese food processor: Label Found On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Dehydration is thirsty work. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Things to do at WALLY WoRLD!! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, BeyondBirthday937 If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. "I had a friend once. Then a rope broke and he got away." Random Stuff: If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, Kavyle, beyondbirthday937 If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile. If your up on the table dancing like a retard ill get up there and dance with ya You Know You're an Author When: Death Note Confessions (To Heck With Twilight!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out . I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you have a laughing fit for no reason, and then stop for no reason. Crazy is when you count on your fingers to get to one hundred. Crazy is when you throw your cat accross the room and when it lands yell "bwahahahahaa!! you can't fly!!" Crazy is if, during math class, think of 100 ways to kill someone...with gum wrappers. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa) If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. I Came. I Saw. I Conquered. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. RIP Steve Irwin.Copy and paste this into your profile as a memoriam. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her Polls have proven that more people like L Lawliet than Light/Raito. If you are in the majority, copy and paste this onto your profile. 1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.- Death Note (2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.- L Lawliet (3) What would you do if you saw them right now?- Stare at him debating whether or not to hug him. (4) What do you think they would do if you did that?- Ignore me. (5) How do you respond to this reaction?- Keep staring. XD Note:98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile -If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. You know when you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If your profile is way too long,copy and paste this into it to make it longer! Girls If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you still have an imaginary friend, copy and paste this onto your profile. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter "I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse." "The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "The trouble with real life is that there's no background music." "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts." "I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Computers make very accurate mistakes. (2+2=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)" "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room." " If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?" "If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost." "OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric." "I trend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong." "Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)." "Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything." "I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa." "Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" "One thing you can learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy." "Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. (Restore Normality Button)" "In dog years, I'm dead." "Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." "Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'" "People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" "Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win." "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..." "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." "He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass" "I'm not awesome, you just suck." "IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" "Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor." "People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'." "I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was." "Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it." "Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?" "Leadership's not about fireing bullets and stabbing people...it's about being able to tell others to fire bullets and stab people!" YOU CRY, I CRY, YOU LAUGH, I LAUGH, YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF, I LAUGH EVEN HARDER!! -Why go to expensive therapy when bubble wrap is free? -I like to wave at those moments as they pass by. -Holy Batman, Taco! -Sit, boy!! They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls! Why don't you just go jump off a cliff? This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?" The weather man lied! If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, play dead The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in... "On your grave it will say 'always at the wrong place, at the wrong time!'" "How about 'yipeekaiiei, mother F'''ER!" (bang) "Joseph...You're an odd boy." "You came back from the dead to tell me I'm odd?" "If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike." If you think these copy-and-paste things will take over the world someday, help them out and put this on your profile! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man:Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man:Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man:So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man:Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man:Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man:I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man :If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together Woman: Really, I'd put 'f' and 'u' together Man:Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and I love you Woman:Blood is red. My heart is black. Go to Hell and never come back. Man: You know it's love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye Woman: Goodbye. That wasnt hard at all Man:Love me or leave me. Woman: Okay. (walks off) Man:If you were a book you would be in FINE print. Woman:Have you ever read a book? Man:I'm Alice and your my wonderland. Woman:Somehow it doesnt surprise me that you want to be a girl. Man:SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOUR TO BLAME! Woman: Mission accomplished Man:You blow me away. Woman:Then why are you still here? Man:Girl you so fine I want you to be mine. Woman:Boy you so ugly one look at you is deadly. Man:If I were you I'd kiss me. Woman:If I were you I'd kill myself. Man:I'll be the mouse. You be the cheese. Woman:...Cannibal... Man:I think I might be gay. Want to try to convert me? Woman: Your gay?! Kewl! I can set you up with my friend! He's gay too! Man:Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Woman:(phone gesture) Hello? (Holds out phone to man) It's the retirement home. They want there pick up line back Man:If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Woman:If I said you had a nice head would you let me pound some sense into it? To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!" "Light, PLEASE make Misa be quiet!" "Hair. "This game's probably too smart for me." "Light, have you ever, since you were born, told the truth?" "I have become accustumed "I'm a... pervert?" "Bang." "Hey, Light! =D ... How's it goin? -.- " It's a never-ending battle between-- "Papercuts can be deadly." |
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