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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hello everybody my name is Noah I live in Minnesota.My favorite fictions to read on here are Naruto and kingdom hearts. For anyone wondering I'm a boy. I also like Family Guy(giggity),Death Note,and American Dad.

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Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!( I LOVE doing this!)

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think that '/_\' looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. ( yep it does...sadly.)

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Favorite Character

Naruto:Hidan

Kingdom Hearts:Roxas

Family Guy:Quagmire

Death Note:L

American Dad:Roger

Least Favorite

Naruto:Sakura

Family Guy:Joe

Death Note:Matsuda

American Dad:Stan

Favorite Pairing

Naruto:NarutoXFemKyuubi(It's weird but I like it)

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4618 - Favs: 7,289 - Follows: 6,064 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
School Years by xxxNam-niCxxx reviews
Anything can happen at School. Especially in this school and with these kids. Watch what happens in the life of so called normal students...well at least to them. Years One through Five is completed! Year Six now in progress!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 134,028 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
New Frontiers by X abbodon X reviews
Naruto wakes up after a failed attack to find himself in a different dimension. Naruto/Pokegirls story there will be lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,482 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 4,577 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Overlord by Mr. NSFL reviews
"Through hatred, a ruler is born, through deception, an Overlord is born" NarutoxOverlord, Dark Evil Sadistic Manipulative Naruto, NaruHarem, Death, Lemons, OOC, AU, Sasuke and Kakashi Bashing. DISCONTINUED AND BEING RE-WRITTEN!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tamer of the Hazard by DevilKeys Writing reviews
Takato had always prided himself on being unique. But there comes point where being "one of a kind" is more trouble than it's worth. 3 partners, a cool tattoo and strange abilities? Awesome. Being stalked by evil digimon, hearing murderous voices in your head, and dealing with a temperamental redhead who'd like nothing more than to see you buried in a shallow grave? Not so much.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,286 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N.
A Ninja and a Keybearer by Sabrepaw AKA CrazyPirateMouse reviews
When Konoha is lost to the darkness Naruto wakes up to find himself in Traverse Town. But before that happens a stranger kidnaps Sakura and tells Naruto to find the Keybearer so he can help restore the worlds. Kingdom Hearts X Naruto Full summary inside
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,918 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sora
Son of a Hokage by CaptainPrice reviews
Currently being rewritten. Read latest chapter to see why. Being rewritten as 'Son of a Hokage: Revamped' first chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,873 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pokgirls: Gold Version by that-guy-with-that-name reviews
Red's part of the story is over, now, in a new region, with new girls, a new tamer takes the stage, his name is Gold.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,201 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
A New Life with Gantz by Da 4th Born reviews
This is a Gantz story centered around a team of OCs. The events and areas of this story take place in the United States but in a fictional place with no specific name yet. Please read and review.
Gantz - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
GeoQuake by DarctheKing reviews
Imagine the power of Plasmids and Jutsus. Imagine Naruto with both those powers. Now add in the Kyubi. Mix all this up is one powerful ninja. The side effects? The most powerful splicer is born. ON HIATUS for Big Brother.
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Lost Clan: Book four by BoneKiller reviews
Genius? ME? No way. I don't see my girlfriend for four months and what's worse. I'm trapped in the Princess Andromeda. I always need those, give me a better mood.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Locked in! by Cat.Ninja.Assassin reviews
Pick a dare! Any dare! Pick one of the Naruto characters! Any of the Naruto characters! Well the ones i have managed to trap in this room. They are at my control at the moment. And you have permission to making them do as you please! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,660 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008
A Nightmare Worth Living Through by Count Papaya reviews
With the Yondaime Hokage's seal weakening day by day and the Akatsuki hunting the remaining Bijuu, Tsunade is forced to send Naruto to a hidden school, ran by an old associate of the Sandaime. The name of the school? Youkai Academy.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,762 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Artemis' New School by jaredfan reviews
Artemis moves in with an American family and has to deal with other teenagers and school and stuff. I know this kind of story has been done before, but I liked the idea. My first fanfic ever.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
naruto shinigami by shinigamikyuubi reviews
something happened in naruto's past to split his personality, he has no memory of it happening but when he looses it his darker side gets out, femkyuubi and maybe harem. bit of a supernaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
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The first gun in the Naruto world reviews
It's a boring night at the Konoha gates when a mysterious child appears.OC.Possible pairings later.Dark!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010
Children of the Great reviews
About the great prophecy from the last book flaming allowed cuz I don't give a dam
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010
Random Naruto reviews
Just a test.I am making my first story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete