ButtersTheSnowPuppy
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Joined 05-29-11, id: 2945424, Profile Updated: 12-31-11
Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

I like fanfictions of the shows:

South Park (biggest obsession)

Shake It Up

Ouran High School Hostclub

and

Gravitation.

:) (sorry, this sucks. I'm THE WORST at profile. You'll just have to take my word that I'm pretty awesome.)


Current (forever) Obsession: SOUTH PARK! (as stated above) especially:

Love-O-Meter Rating

Kyman: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Cryde: lllllll

Crenny: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

StanxIke [Stike?] : llllllllllllll


I piss my self off with how I always jump on the band wagon of things a year or three after they're popular. Because then I'm all alone in my little fandom being all sad and shit. If I really am the only kyman lover left out there (it feels like that some times, sad I know) then... *sobs* *tears*


Ok! Thank you SO MUCH to all the people who told me that FFN banned lists because I had absolutely NO IDEA AT ALL! So thanks! I hope I wasn't reported... I really should read the terms + conditions more often... God knows how that can end up (south park fans, ;})


Usually I don't like these things, because when I'm trying to scroll down someones profile to get to their stories its a pain in the ass, but this one fits me to a T (I don't really know where that expression comes from, but it works here) so Ima put it up.

You know you're a Yaoi Fan Girl when...

You're initial thought upon seeing a hot guy is 'He would look GOOD kissing another boy!!'

Your ideal boyfriend is bisexual ^-^

You can't help but giggle whenever the words 'hard', 'long' or 'stiff' are mentioned ;D

If you found out your best friend was a homophobe, you would take it upon yourself to tie them up infront of a computer and make them watch the full series of Gravitation. Every last episode :D

You're hesitant to watch an anime that involves only heterosexual relationships. 'Cause that would be boring...

The bulk of your time spent on youtube is watching Yaoi AMVs

The idea of incest suddenly becomes quite hot.

The idea of ANYTHING that you would previously go 'eww' at...becomes hot (as long as it involves two guys) ;D

When your friend gets a nosebleed...you automatically think of Yaoi...

When meeting a fellow Yaoi Fan Girl feels like you're harmoniously discovering your soul mate.

Your mother is probably getting suspicious of the 'suggestive' male moans coming from your bedroom...followed by a man speaking breathlessly in a foreign lanuage

You get Yaoi cravings, and Yaoi withdrawal symptoms.

And FINALLY!...

If you smiled at any point during this list ^.^


And Ima put this one here too because I LOVE it. It says so much.

Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have my ow religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


WHY IS EVERYTHING IN SPANISH?!?!

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Our Friends are Babies, Literally! by Millen reviews
When Cartman and Kenny accidentally turned into babies and Kyle and Stan have to be "Parents" for a week while their families come home from a cruise, can Cartman and Kenny go back? Could Stan and Kyle handle it? /Will fix prior chapters!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Quiet Plains by Metamotivation reviews
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
South Park Reacts to FanFiction! by 506rl reviews
Ever wondered how the characters of South Park would react to them being in our FanFiction? Here are their reactions, thoughts and suggestions. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
Same Stuff As Stars by sparly503 reviews
Craig's always watching and never there and Kenny sees the stars.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Too Close For Comfort by SerenaKyle reviews
Cartman's an Anti-Semitic. Kyle's a Jew. Put two and two together in the same house and it's ends up being Too Close For Comfort! My twist on a Kyman romance! Give it a try!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
All Alone by D McVetty reviews
Everyone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabble
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
How Peculiar by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
The strangest friendship to ever grace South Park. God help them all. Kyman. Ch. 2-Such a Cute Little Jew
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Have The Last Laugh by Metamotivation reviews
"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
True Love by tearsnsorrow reviews
Nick really does come out of the closet. Nick/Downey. Fired Up!
Fired Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Downey, Nick B.
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
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Ellise reviews
When Cartman and Kyle get into a fight, Cartman goes to fix it. On the way, he meats and odd elderly woman who gives him so much needed advice. COMPLETE FLUFF! oh... how I love fluff... Not a song fic, despite having "7 things" by Miley Cyrus in it.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
What To Find In The Morning reviews
Just a little one-shot about my two favorite people. Nothing sexual, sorry XD!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete