Personal Info

Name: Like I'm really going to put my real name on here, but, you guys can call me Miyuki (me-you-key) or Aria

Age: 21

Birthday: December 15th

Gender: If you can't guess what i am by my name, then thats just sad...

Location: Somewhere you're not

Zodiac Sign: Monkey

Horoscope Sign: Sagitarius

Race: Black (aka African-American), with just a hint of Native-American

Weight: around 120 something, or below

Height: 5 ft. 6

Music: I listen to anything, I can easily be listening to rock, and then turn around and all of a sudden be listening to R & B. Basically, I have an electric taste.

Personality: The Happy-Go-Lucky One,Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Impulsive. Atheletic. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities (but I will take care of them when I need to). Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules (but will follow if I have no other choice). Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Not afraid to speak my mind whether right or wrong. Honest. Sincere. Energetic. Loves being sarcastic. Kind. Caring. Some-what considerate of others. I really never change my mind once I make it up. I can be very stubborn when I want to be. I really never give up anything without a fight physically or verbally. A little short-tempered, but paitent most of the time. Don't get on my bad side, or make me mad because I will seriously say mean stuff that can hurt your feelings. Beautiful inside and out. Just me.

Books: Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of Pheonix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) Twilight Saga (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn), Warriors (Into The Wild, Fire And Ice, Forest Of Secrets, Rising Storm, A Dangerous Path, Firestar's Quest, Midnight, Moonrise, Dawn, Starlight, Twilight, Sunset, The Sight, Dark River, Outcast, Eclipse, Long Shadows, Sunrise), Guradians Of Ga'Hoole (The Capture, The Journey, The Rescue, The Siege, The Shattering, The Burning, The Hatchling, The Outcast, The First Collier, The Coming of Hoole, To Be a King, The Golden Tree, The River of Wind), Ruby Oliver Series (The Boyfriend List, The Boy Book, The Treasure Map of Boys), House of Night (Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Hunted, Tempted, Burned, Awakened, Destined), The Immortals (Evermore), The Mortal Instruments (City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass, City of Fallen Angels), The Infernal Devices (Clockwork Angel, Clockwork Prince), The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritance), Vampire Academy series (Vampire Academy, Frost Bite, Shadow Kiss, Blood Promise, Spirit Bound, Last Sacrifice), Dark Swan Series (Storm Born, Thorn Queen, Iron Crowned, Shadow Heir) Evernight Series (Evernight, Stargazer, Hourglass), Fallen Series (Fallen), Wolves of Mercy Falls Series (Shiver, Linger), Maximum Ride (The Angel Experiment, School's Out - Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel), Hush Hush (Hush; Hush, Crescendo, Silence, Finale), Halo Series (Halo), the Darkets Powers (The Summoning, The Awakening, The Reckoning), Darkness Rising (The Gathering, The Calling), Madison Avery Series (Once Dead Twice Shy, Early to Death Early to Rise), Alpha and Omega (Cry wolf, Hunting Ground, Fair Game), the Nightshade series (Nightshade, Wolfsbane, Bloodrose), Mercy Thompson Series (Moon Called, Blood Bound, Iron Kissed, Bone Crossed, Silver Bourne, River Marked), Raised by Wolves Series (Raised by Wolves, Trial by Fire, Taken by Storm), The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay), Shadow Falls Series (Born at Midnight, Awake at Dawn, Taken at Dusk), Fifty Shades of Gray (Fifty Shades of Gray, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed), Divergent Series (Divergent, Insurgent), Percy Jackson & the Olympians (The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters) His Dark Materials (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass)

Anime: Naruto (including Shippuden), Bleach, Death Note, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Elfen Lied, Rosario Vampire, Dragonball Z (all of them), Devil May Cry, Fruits Basket, Tenchi Muyo, Pretear, Vampire Knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Prince Of Tennis, Tsubassa, Clannad, Full Metal Alchemist, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin, Utawarerumono, Skip Beat!, Code Geas, Air Gear, Kaicho wa Maid-Sama, Pandora Hearts

Quotes

"Treat others the way you would want to be treated" - My grandma

"Two wrongs don't make a right" - My grandma

"Love is like war, you may come out alive, but not without the scars" - ?

"Act your age, not your shoe size" - My friend, Keyla

"Love is like a rumor: everybody talks about it...but nobody truly knows what it is" -?

"Time never existed: The past happened, the present is happening and the future never happened." - commitedToKiba's cousin

"Falling in love doesn't fall by itself. There is always a desire to take the plunge. Just make sure that love sticks around, to pick you up when you fall." - ?

"I can only tell you a little of how much I love you as there are not enough words to describe it, the rest of how I feel is a private conversation between our hearts." -?

"I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not." - ?

"Depression is just anger without enthusiasm." - ?

"Don't piss me off... I'm running out of room to hide the bodies." - ?

"Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway." - ?

"Don't lose touch with lifes reality, compensate for lifes stupidity." - ?

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away..." - ?

"No one in the world is a virgin. Life fucks us all" - ?

"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy" - Aristotle

"Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil" - Aristotle

"Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering" - Theodore Roosevelt

"It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped". - Anthony Robbins

"Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance." - Robert F. Kennedy

"Abruptly the poker of memory stirs the ashes of recollection and uncovers a forgotten ember, still smoldering down there, still hot, still glowing, still red as red". - William Manchester

"Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other." - Carl Jung

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it." - Montaigne

"As simple as it sounds, we all must try to be the best person we can: by making the best choices, by making the most of the talents we've been given." - Mary Lou Retton

"Antipathy, dissimilarity of views, hate, contempt, can accompany true love." - J August Strindberg

"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget." - ?

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"I haven't stop loving you, it's just my heart has learned to live without your love." - EOL

"We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears." - Fran Ãois de la Rochefoucauld

"Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves." - Joseph Addison

"It is better to break one's heart than to do nothing with it." - Margaret Kennedy

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." - Benjamin Disraeli

"You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel." - ?

"A good heart is better than all the heads in the world." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love." - Hubert Humprey

"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life." - Sandra Carey

"For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it." - Ivan Panin

"We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty." - Maya Angelou

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside of us while we live." - Norman Cousins

"The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of." - Blaise Pascal

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal

"A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love." - ?

"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran

"Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense." - Mark A. Overby

"Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply, those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire." - Kurt Tucholsky

"Never completely encircle your enemy. Leave him some escape, for he will fight even more desperately if trapped." - Alex Haley

"The value of love will always be stronger than the value of hate."- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear."- Martin Luther King

"Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst." - Walter Weckler

"Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule." - Buddha

"It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Hatred paralyses life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it." - Martin Luther King

"For of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'" - John Whittier

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it." - George Moore

"Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end." - ?

"Home is a name, a word; it is a strong one, stronger than magician ever spoke or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration." - Charles Dickens

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." - Mahatma Gandhi

"When the conspiracy of lies surrounding me demands of me to silence the one word of truth given to me, that word becomes the one word I wish to utter above all others." - Andre P. Brink

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." - Stendhal

Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power." - Ovid

"Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all" - Heinrich Heine

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." -- Robert Frost

"You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing"-- Henry Louis Mencken

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." -- Anais Nin

"Temper gets you in trouble. Pride keeps you there." -- ?

"Human identity is the most fragile thing that we have, and it's often only found in moments of truth." -- Alan Rudolph

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -- Robert McCloskey

"Character is that sum total of moments we can't explain." -- George Saunders

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." -- Doug Larson

"Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls." -- Anne Frank

"No man understands a deep book until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents" -- Ezra Pound

"The problem with people is that they're only human." -- Bill Watterson

"Aggressive, tough and defiant may describe me, but that leaves the impression I'm mean and I'm not. People expect me to have fangs." -- Joan Jett

"Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees." -- Victor Hugo

"Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop" -- Henry Louis Mencken

"Punishment - The justice that the guilty deal out to those that are caught." -- Elbert Hubbard

"Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings." -- Elie Wiesel

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad." -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn." -- Gloria Steinem

"The significance of a man is not in what he attains, but rather what he longs to attain." -- Kahlil Gibran

"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." -- Albert Schweitzer

"For he loved her, as you can only love someone who is an echo of yourself at your time of deepest sorrow." -- Orson Scott Card

"Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches" -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances." -- Martha Washington

"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of beauty." -- Christopher Darlington Morley

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." -- Lewis Carroll

"I would much rather have regrets about not doing what people said, than regretting not doing what my heart led me to and wondering what life had been like if I'd just been myself." -- Brittany Renee

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” - Mahatma Gandhi

“It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more 'manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.” - Alex Karras

“How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.” - Victor Hugo

“Always keep one foot in the past, your head in the present, and your eyes to the future.” -- John Smith

"To measure the man, measure his heart." -- Audrey Hepburn

"I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being." -- Confucius

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly” - Sam Keen

“It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.” - Anne Frank

“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.” -- City of Angels movie

“Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy; We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game." -- Will Durant

“Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.”- Ed Hird

“One of the most important phases of maturing is that of growth from self-centering to an understanding relationship to others. A person is not mature until he has both an ability and a willingness to see himself as one among others and to do unto those others as he would have them do to him.” - Sir Walter Scott

“An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . The truly wise person is colorblind.” - Albert Schweitzer

“I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.” -- Henry Louis Mencken

"The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong." - Carl Jung

“The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.” -- Mark Caine

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.” -- Henrik Ibsen

“We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.” - William Somerset Maugham

“The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.” -- Thucydides

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.” -- Sir Walter Scott

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on." -- Henry Ellis

“The harder the circumstances, the more trying the environment, the stronger are those who come out of those circumstances.” -- Sri Sathya Sai Baba

"A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint" -- Albert Schweitzer

"He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it." - Nicole Krauss, [The History of Love]

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic." -- George Carlin

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” -- Lao Tzu

“Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them” -- Confucius

“What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.” -- Richard Wilbur

“Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it rekindles the great.” -- Comte DeBussy-Rabutin

“All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.” -- Anatole France

“If you are going through hell, keep going.” -- Winston Churchill

“There is nothing like returning to a place that reminds unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.” -- Nelson Mandela

“Death either destroys us or unmasks us. If it means liberation, better things await us when our burden is gone; if destruction, nothing at all awaits us, blessings and curses are abolished.” – Seneca

“For this is Wisdom; to love, to live To take what fate, or the Gods may give. To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the lips and caress the hair, Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go.” -- Laurence Hope

"She stood, in a room of crumbling plaster, pressed to the window-pane, looking up at the unattainable form of everything she loved. She did not know the nature of her loneliness. The only words that named it were: This is not the world I expected." - Ayn Rand

"You know it is love when you want to share everything with her, even her pain. You know it is love when you can't stop thinking about her. You know it is love when you'd rather be in a relationship but apart than not in a relationship at all. But, most of all, you know it is love when your happiness is dependent upon hers. At least that's how I know." - Robert Le Branch

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” - Fulton Oursler

"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal." - Headstone in Ireland

“Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines.” -- Paul Brunton

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.” -- Gilda Radner

“The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles me” -- Napoleon Bonaparte

"We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies." - Voltaire

"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers."
-- M. Scott Peck

"But in the garden of simple, where all of us are nameless, you were never anything but beautiful to me."- Ani DiFranco

"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell." - Edna St. Vincent Millay

"You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself." Alan Alda

"When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box." - Italian Proverb

"Some things don’t last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there." - Sarah Dessen

"It's all in the view. That's what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count." -- Sarah Dessen

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction." — Chuck Palahniuk

"I wondered which was harder, in the end. The act of telling, or who you told it to. Or maybe if, when you finally got it out, the story was really all that mattered." -- Sarah Dessen

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."-- Marilyn Monroe

Random Stuff

Blondes have fun,
Redheads are smart,
But it takes a brunette to steal Edward Cullen's heart!!

TWILIGHT OATH
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know..
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know.

YOU SAY OJD
I SAY OTD
YOU SAY JONAS
I SAY CULLEN
YOU SAY OH MY JONAS!
I SAY OH MY EDWARD!!
YOU GO SEE A JB CONCERT
I STAY HOME AND READ WHOLE SERIES -FOR THE 4 TIMES
YOU SAY NICK HAS DIABETES
I SAY BELLA LUVS A VAMPIRE
YOU SAY JOE CAN DO THE SPLITS
I SAY EDWARD CAN READ MINDS
YOU SAY YOUR MESSED UP
I SAY IT'S A TWILIGHT THING

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, TheBeastlyKunoichi

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will calm you down when you're angry
BEST FRIENDS: Will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

IF YOU'RE A GOODY-GOODY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone? WHy are you yelling at me...??"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click .."?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black. But you sir...
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Be Against Abortion!

Month One
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,

because in the Bible it says if you deny Me,

I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda: Shel Silverstein
All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda coulda shoulda done...
But those
Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little Did.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
7. Our magazines have horoscopes.
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm.
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja, DarkVampireAngel,Neko Graphic, TheBeastlyKunoichi

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick
...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy. . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . ..
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.