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Joined 09-08-08, id: 1688518, Profile Updated: 06-08-12
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock.

"All parts should go together without forcing. Therefore, if you can't get them together, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer." - IBM maintenance manual, 1925

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Holmes:Moriarty by Garmonbozia reviews
Jim's first client job is Sherlock's first real case. The worst of Sherlock's addiction runs parallel with the worst of Jim's boredom. Five years before they ever met, already they're closer than they realize. If it wasn't for all the symbolic art and sex-starved thieves and dead bodies piled up between them, maybe they'd see that. Cover by the amazing Radarrun. Click in and look
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 139,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
This New Technology (or A Study in UMQRA) by fleetwood-mouse reviews
Sherlock and John have all kinds of ways to communicate. Written for the come at once challenge, so be prepared for explicit content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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The Empty House reviews
"Sherlock, in his time alone, had predicted every angle of his return. Had thought of every variable and outcome." [Rated for Language, violence, drug use and porn (Coming soon!)... Tell me if this is complete shit, guys, 'cause if it is I'll drop it now. Also don't judge a fic by its summary, I'm terrible about these things.]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Sebastian M./Seb
A Bloody Reunion reviews
Sebastian has been mourning the death of his boss for nearly a year when he runs across the dead criminal... Who is very much alive. One-Shot PW ith implied, but not expanded on P - M for a reason, you know the drill. In the same head-canonverse of "Dynamics"and "The Mad Tea Party". Many thanks to LadyShipWreck, my Sebby!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Full Marks reviews
Basically Jim/Irene Madler smut. In the same headcanon universe as Dynamics. Pre-MorMor mentioned. Unbeta'd... so... erm... mistakes...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - J. Moriarty, Irene A. - Complete
The Mad Tea Party reviews
When Jim and Irene decide to play tea party with Sherlock -tugging Sebastian along for the ride- whatever will happen? Established Johnlock and established MorMor with a bit of established on-the-side Madler. Runs in the same vein of headcanon as Dynamics but stands alone just fine. Constructive criticism is always greatly appreciated as the next bit still wants for editing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Dynamics reviews
The party was a high society one, of course, and everyone who was anyone in the gentry was there. Lords and Ladies and Pop Stars all gathered in the exquisitely appointed rooms, sipping their drinks and making conversation in glittering dresses and perfectly fitted suits. Ugh, it was so boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - J. Moriarty, Irene A. - Complete