Wazzup, people? I'm Martha, aka pixistix. I am 15, one half of Batman and Pigeon (check out lanna-misssunshine's Notes story...cracks me up!!) and am from LONDON, BABY!! Therefore, I apologise in advance if I spell anything weird (in YOUR opinion - i am talking to all the Americans out there - you know who you are!!) in my stories...

You can blame my awesome, if slightly random, friends Lupus and kamiee4 for getting me into fanfiction, and I am eternally grateful to them. Thanks guys!

Music: Atreyu, Rise Against, Stone Sour, Alesana, Children Of Bodom, Nickelack, Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold, Yellowcard, Simple Plan, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Cartel, Mindless Self Indulgence, MCR, Papa Roach, Bullet For My Valentine, 3 Doors Down, Tenacious D, Within Temptation, Evanescence, At The Gates, Calabrese, All Time Low, System Of A Down, Fall Out Boy, The Spill Canvas, Three Days Grace, The Blackout, Foo Fighters, Sum 41...you get the general idea.

Books: Twilight saga, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, the Alex Cross series, the Women's Murder Club series, His Dark Materials trilogy, Eragon, Eldest, The Shadow In The North, My Sister's Keeper, Of Mice And Men, The Lovely Bones, Pride And Prejudice, Harry Potter series...i could keep going but there are too many.

TV/Films: Twilight, The Mighty Boosh, Never Back Down, Scrubs, South Park, all Monty Python films and TV shows, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Torchwood, American Dad, The Blues Brothers, SpongeBob Squarepants movie, South Park movie, Jumper, Stick It, Pride And Prejudice, Empire Records (such a legend film, dudes), Spirited Away, The Notebook, Inside I'm Dancing, Snakes On A Plane, Tenacious D movie, Friends, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, The Day After Tomorrow, Transporter, Transporter 2, Casino Royale, Quantam of Solace...it goes on.

Games: Guitar Hero, Burnout 1-3, Burnout Revenge, Burnout Paradise City, Need For Speed, Call Of Duty and Halo

Me: I have been told by many people that I give very good hugs, which I am insanely proud of -takes a bow-, and that I am also a teeny bit mental -shifty eyes-. I USED to have brown hair, but I went to Spain for a month and the stupid sun dyed it stupid blonde...

I deeply apologise if people get pissed off with the fact that I only update sporadically. I have excuses! I have got so much crap going on at school, and it is taking me longer and longer to get chappies up. Sorry guys - will try to update sooner!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.

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You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, pixistix

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-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That’s mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space"

THINGS TO DO AT THE MOVIES
1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"
2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.
3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.
4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"
5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.
6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"
8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.
9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"
10. Try to start a Mexician wave
11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.
13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.
14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.
15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"
16. Hum the theme music.
17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.
18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.
19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.
20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"
21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.
22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

69 WAYS TO ORDER PIZZA

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

5. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

6. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

7. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

11. Stutter on the letter "p."

12. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

13. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

14. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

16. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

17. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

18. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be 10.99; please pull up to the first window."

19. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

20. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

21. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

22. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

23. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

24. Ask to see a menu.

25. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

26. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

27. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"

28. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

29. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

30. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

31. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

32. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

33. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

34. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

35. Report a petty theft to the order taker.

36. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

37. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

38. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

39. Try to talk while drinking something.

40. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

41. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

42. Be vague in your order.

43. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

44. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

45. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

46. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

47. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

48. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

49. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

50. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.

51. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

52. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

53. Put them on hold.

54. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

55. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

56. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

57. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

58. Haggle.

59. Order a one-inch pizza.

60. Order term life insurance.

61. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

62. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.

63. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

64. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

65. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

66. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

67. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

68. Order a steamed pizza.

If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, 69. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

QUOTES

"Awesome like a foursome!" - a random fanfic

"They kill lobsters while they're still alive!!" - me...-blushes-

"Like a midget at a urinal, we will be on our toes" - some other random fanfic

"Love is strong but delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this" - Stephen Parker

"Tasha, you kill me, I die" - my friend ellie

"Yeah, well, I'm as straight as this circle" - my friend luke

"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land" - Chuck Norris

"People get wet, but the water gets Chuck Norris" - Chuck Norris

"I don't like what you're instimulating, Haley" - Stick It

"You will have a cardiovasectomy - I will have a cardiovasectomy!" - Stick It

"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" - Douglas Adams

“He dances as smoothly as butter on a bald monkey” - lanna-misssunshine

"I have found my something, Voice. It’s all I got. And I' ll take it. Complications and all, simply because I have absolutely nothing to lose" - emily445

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