My name is Emma. I'm a thirteen-year-old cynic with a passion for reading good fanfiction.

My personal addiction is Harry Potter fanfiction. Oh, look, I'm unintentionally rhyming. Lovely.

I adore complicated storylines, cleverly-written cliche scenarios, interesting and unique characterization and long, completed works. If only I knew how to write such stories, hmmm?

My writings will be as follows:

Cliche: I just love them.

Unoriginal: I think this goes hand-in-hand with cliche. I'll attempt to make the details unique, but the ideas are probably overused.

Severely AU: Fandom purests, bugger off. You'll find nothing of interest here.

"If you know all this, Emma, then why bother posting?"

Simple. There's a lot of fandom clutter in my brain that needs out. I may not write a masterpiece, but I'll have fun doing it. And isn't that what fanfiction's all about?