Why hello! I am Experienced Author! And, before you ask, I can back that up - ask the four English teachers and one librarian in my family.

I run off English Brakfast and Irish Breakfast tea, and am currently working on an original series I hope to get published. I'm probably just going to post stuff I write for English though.

Notes:

Okay, my reviews may seem harsh, but if you can look over the fact that they aren't 'Like, OMG, this is UH-MAY-ZING, pls continuuuu!' doesn't automatically make it a flame. If you actually read them, all the way to the end, you'll find they are this thing called constructive critisim! So don't send me whiny PMs complaining about 'flams', I'll just point and laugh...

And, completely different topic, I'm a straight guy who loves slash. That to confusing? Get over it.

Yep, that's about it.

Oh, wait - I'm guilty of UKEFICATION! If you don't know what that is, look up 'Whimpification' on Television Tropes and Idioms. That should give you a pretty good explaination...