You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will grab a knife and start cutting with you!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

About 2 days

Who introduced you to the books?

my friend Laura

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

i borrowed one from laura then i bought my own

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

The movie

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jacob and Edward die in their own fight and Jasper and Bella live happily ever after :)

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

tie between Emmett and jasper

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Bella agrees to marry edward

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella tried to punch him in Eclipse.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

In Eclipse when Alice tries to get Bella to let her plan the wedding

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The fight with the newborns in Eclipse

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

yup

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

eclipse.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Twilight movie

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Sam

sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

My friend

Are you excited?

Yes

What do you think of the casting so far?

Its okay. i like the chemistry between Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone they should be a real couple

Are you going to go see it?

Yep

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Friends.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

Probably not

Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it?

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I ran with scissors, and lived!

This is how i think the characters should look for Twilight :)

Bella

Edward

Jasper

Emmett

Rosalie

Alice

Esme

Carlisle

James

Victoria

Laurent

Charlie

If you wanted to know where i found the songs that go with the chapters then check out my playlist and listen to the songs :) www.playlist.com/TheIceQueen

Jasper's painting

The painting belongs to Dylan Shipley. I thought it would fit the mood of the story though.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Smile, it hides everything

Pain doesn't hurt when its the only thing you've ever felt

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and punch someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

The weather man lied!!

If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...