Edward Elric had one of the rarest Cores in the world, but no one could know that. Roy Mustang had one of the only Cores in the world that Ed could bond with, but he was a bastard with a god-complex. Now, because of said bastard and the military's insistence that the academy was important, they had to live together for two months. Ed had survived worse though... right?

As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.

What would happen if one night while Edward was walking home he came across what appeared to be an injured cat? And what if when he brought that cat home it turned into a teenage boy would could shapeshift and had no memory besides his name, his age, his family members first names, his abilities, and his sexuality? Read this to find out! Fluff, Slash, Sex, and Threesome OC/Ed/Roy.