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190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Ask Snape by TheGreatAndPowerfulMoz reviews
Dumbledore, that old fool, is making our dear Snape act as if he cares about his students! The poor man. Submit a question and our delightful potions master will answer it! READER PARTICIPATION STRONLY ENCOURAGED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Severus S.
I Choose by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
What if Simon had to choose between Jace and Alec? Oneshot! Parody!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
A Lot Of Boys Like Her(ON HOLD) by destiel-purgaytory reviews
"But a lot of boys like her..." perspectives of Katniss from boys who like her, based on Peeta's comment in his interview in the first games. Pre-Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
χάος chaos by KibaKibbles reviews
After 2 years of training, Sadie, Carter, and their followers have to stop the chaos that has consumed the House of Life and is spreading. Currently Rewriting this story as of March 2012.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,827 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Therapy by AnastasiaPhoenix1678 reviews
Because being the weapons of the saviors of Olympus isn't easy. WARNING: Crack-fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus - Complete
Ian Gets a Better Girlfriend: REMADE! by samnightshade reviews
Yeah, right. Ian gets a better girlfriend. But not a troll. It's our favorite Madrigal girl, Amy Cahill! "Only the best for a Kabra!"
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Roonil Wazlib and the Unrequited Job Application by kismet-wayfinder reviews
Oneshot. Voldemort & co. are having a normal day at HQ when a job application of epic failure comes to the Dark Lord via the mail. Even including a video, a spectacularly dumb ginger boy wants to be a Death Eater, but Voldemort's having none of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy discovers Muggle technology by sailor-elsa reviews
NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Draco discovers muggle prouducts, with the help of Hermione and Harry. crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fudge by LightningstormZero reviews
Max wished she never entered Nudge's room.T for absolute horror
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Max - Complete
Drapple Discovered by GoodmorningBelle reviews
Draco is in love. With Apple! But Potter, that rotter, always ruins the fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
What If by Ilalay reviews
Draco writing letters to Voldemort, just asking a quick 'what if.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
call me on and on across the universe by chasinglaughter reviews
She's always had a thing for death gods. Or, you know, sons of death gods. —Nico/Sadie.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
Maximum Ride Meets Angry Birds by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
"The multi-colored birds with slingshots," Angel explained. When the flock makes a run-in with these strange birds who try to attack them, well, let's just say, things get interesting. Post FANG- sorta . Max's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Angel - Complete
Goldfish Don't Bounce by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to be partners in Auror training, but when they get a pet, at least they have something in common. That is, until something happens to that pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jason's Personality! by ArtsyAzn reviews
Jason Grace doesn't have a personality. A serious of one shots of what Jason's personalities could have been. Contains exchanges between Jason and Piper. Rated T for swearing. My first story so please don't review too hard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
Harry discovers Twilight by PhoenixLovesPotter reviews
What happens when Harry discovers Twilight? One shot. My first fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Genii Attraction by athena0109 reviews
Artemis stays over at the Chateau. Holly gets jealous and tries to stop the relationship between Artemis and Minerva from blooming. It's a battle between Holly and Minerva to win Arty's heart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.