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 ABOUT ME... Name: Karla Where i live: The BIGGEST state in the WHOLE USA...DONT MESS WITH TEXAS (alaska dont count) Gender: Girl. if not, i've been buying the wrong clothes... 0.o Hair color: Black. all rumors that it's dyed are FALSE. Eye color: dark brown Birthday: October 20 Age: 17 Stuff i LOVE: music, books (total bookworm n proud of it!), annoying my sis, etc. Favorite songs: MUCHAS! most of em by paramore n the all-american rejects Siblings: a VERY VERY VERY VERY (have i made myself clear?) annoying 13 yr old sister who i SWEAR is adopted. my parents deny this of course =( . oh and a super cute 4-month baby sis who has HUGE lungs. Interests: books, drawing, talking, being sarcastic, confusing my sis (not very hard), the usual. What was the last book you read? currently reading like 3 at the same time. right this second finished reading THE CLIENT What's your personality like? like in one word? MOODY. depends on when you ask and who u ask. Who do you have a crush on? no one currently. all the guys at my school sadly are permanently stuck with the mind and behavior of a 5 yr old. wait do book characters count? What was the last thing you thought? do book characters count? Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? WHOO-HOO! thank the sky he's no longer in office Pretend you just won a million dollars. what do you do? jump up and down like a little girl and pray it's true. if not, it could get ugly... Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? you mean, BESIDES the keyboard? -.- baby formula. dont ask... What are you eating/drinking right now? water. pretending its soda... =( What are you writing RIGHT NOW? uh...the answer to this question...? Whats it like being you? my turn to ask a question don't you think? whats it like to be you? What are your thoughts on writing? hmm...depends. who's writing? if it's me, then forget it. How tall are you? 5ft 3in. maybe more? (looks hopeful at this) What music are you listening to? All American Rejects - 11:11 PM Have you ever been water-skiing? nope! looks fun tho. maybe i'll try it if i ever have a death wish. What is the weather like? in the high 60s? windy? idk ask the weatherman. although i doubt he knows either... What's your favourite article of clothing? this awesome black shirt i have. i look thin and i wear one of my fave. colors. score! Who is the most special person to you? you know, if i answer this, it'll come back to haunt me, im positive. so im taking the Fifth. What's your favourite childhood memory? I'm positive i have one, but for the life of me i cant remember right now. Scariest moment of your life? when i saw CHUCKIE. that movie is creepy! plus it probably didnt help that i saw it when i was like 6... One word that would best describe you? most people would say shy or something. my sister says im EVIL but what does she know? What is your favourite month in the summer? October. my birthday and one of my favorite holidays in the same month. can u say awesome? What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "so you do have a brain!" that earned the dude a glare. what can i say, i dont handle compliments well... 0.o What does your username mean? im mexican n i've liked fairies since forever. that explains it im pretty sure... Whats your favorite Disney movie? The little mermaid. i can totally symphatize with the whole, dont wanna listen to your parents thing. Favorite books: way too many to list. all the HARRY POTTER books make the list tho. Favorite Things to do: Curl up on a chair outside with a book in the sun. I'm lazy, can u tell? Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sarah Maria. although my preferences change like every day ... Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? hmm...probably after the father or something. although i like the name Jake right now... Would you ever consider living abroad? totally! i plan on getting rich for the sole purpose of travelling all over the world! Think of a random phrase. what is it? You are so dead... Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 6 lines down? ...announced his arrival. Dammit! He'd hoped to enter... -The Client Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: what am i, a fricking compass? What is the weather? windy. its winter in Texas. thats about as cold as it gets... Rubber ducky or pink platypus? a platypus. why? cuz i dont feel like answering rubber ducky. Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? i beg your pardon? whos that? Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Meat eater. cant live without my burgers or tacos! Last beverage - Water Last phone call - to my cousin. what did we talk about? none of your dang business. Last song you listened to- Thinking Underage Last time you cried- does fake crying count? Last text message - Private. to my cousin. HAVE YOU EVER: Been cheated on - Yup. good thing i broke up with him the same day. Kissed someone & regretted it - whats with all the questions!? have you ever kissed some1 and regretted it? oh wait...you're a computer... Lost someone special- no thank my lucky stars... oh wait. yes but he wasn't family. everyone felt his death deeply tho... LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS: IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU: Fallen out of love - yea. about time! Laughed until you cried - i dont cry when i laugh...i do stop breathing though... oh and yea i have Met someone who changed your life - nope SURVEY THINGAMAJIG Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now? My red hoodie thrown over the back of the chair im sitting in What restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries? Jack-in-the-Box. love their curly fries! When’s the last time you played the board game Clue? uh...when i was in 6th grade...? Who did you last get in an argument with? my dad like 5 minutes ago... Do you think you could live without your cell phone?: i just recently got my phone back after 3 months of living without it, proving that u can, in fact, live without it! Where is your dad right now?: living room watching some movie How many people do you know of named Adam? hmm...like 3 i think... How about Jessica’s? 2. maybe. i have a horrible memory for names ok? Do you do your homework? do i do it? sure. do i do it when im supposed to? that i wont answer. Are you friends with any cheerleaders?: yes to my eternal shame. in my defense though, shes a sarcastic cheerleader and not that peppy, so it cancels the cheerleader thing out...right? What was the last thing you burnt? hmm...paper. getting rid of evidence. (laughs evilly) What was the last picture you took? one of my baby sis laughing at her reflection in the mirror. so cute! If you could move anywhere, and take three people with you, where and who? Japan, i'd take my BFFs and my cousin. Is your computer slow right now?: RIGHT NOW!? try all the time! curse Dial-up! What’s the best thing about your mom?: her cooking! imma miss it when i move it since i cant cook worth squat... Have you seen your best friend naked?: what kinda question is this!? Have you ever been in the hospital?: yea...i was being born...my mom wouldnt have me in the car for some strange reason... Would you date someone that none of your friends like?: depends... Does your phone have to be charged every day? nah. every other day, unlike my sisters. (snikers) When is the last time you held hands with someone? does a baby count? If you woke up as the opposite gender, what’s the 1st thing you would do? Scream... Who did you last hug? the baby Have you ever crawled through a window? yes...many times. i blame my parents forgetfulness... Where is your mom? in her room feeding the baby and letting the rest of the family starve... Morning or night person? night person. i pity the person that wakes me up before noon... What was the last movie you watched? enchanted. it was totally involuntary, i swear. Any cool scars? a couple moon shaped ones from burning myself, and scratches. and yes it was on accident. Things about the opposite sex you notice first? eyes and smile What career would you wish to be in? aerospace engineer Do you want a well-paying job or a job you enjoy? what, cant i have BOTH? sheesh! When were you last on your phone? hmm...couple hours ago What were the shoes you wore today? combat boots. love em! Do you like math? do i like math!? thats like asking if i like torture! oh wait...yea i like math. easier than physics by far! Are you currently in a relationship? nope, and i aint looking for one either. Do you like hugs? depends. r they by relatives i havent seen in yrs? in which case, HELL NO! Where do you want to go to college? Utah State University THE FOLLOWING IS NOT MINE BUT SO FRIKING HILARIOUS I JUST HAD TO PUT IT! 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I'm White?? 2. When is the next time you will have sex? Is that the whole "procreation" thing? I've heard of that... 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Is this one of those questions where at the end of it, no matter what I say, I end up getting fired? 4. Favorite planet? Is Taco Bell a planet? 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? The President. I swear he never stops calling... 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The one that tells me how cool I am. 7. What shirt are you wearing? One that says "Hey Bush, get out of mine." Wait, what? That's a girls shirt? Huh... 8. Do you "label" yourself? Does "Professor Emeritus of Crapology" count? 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Tire tread from a '46 Willy's Jeep. Or "Viet Cong Air's" as they are called. 10. Bright or Dark Room? Padded. 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? He's got a lot of ability for a boy his size. 12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? Two beds? What am I, a millionaire? 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Repositioning the coat hangers on my ceiling to deflect the satellite imagery focused on my room. 14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? "POTUS is en route to your location, needs advice on..." The rest is classified. 15. Where is your letter box? I don't put letters in boxes. I use them to spell words. Duh. 16. What's a word that you say a lot? Is "Like, ya know" considered one word? 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? The mailman, which, to be quite honest, worries me a little. 18. Last furry thing you touched? Same answer as previous question. Is that normal? 19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Is "deep fried" a drug? 20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? My staff takes care of menial tasks like that. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? Most of the '90's is a bit of a blur, so... 22. Your worst enemy? That darn kid who's bigger than me who NEVER picks me for dodgeball and then laughs at me for wearing a helmet all the time. He's just jealous. 23. What is your current desk top picture? As if to say that David Cassidy isn't always on my desktop. 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I know you threw that in the trash can, but are you done with it? 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take? This would imply that I don't already posses both... whoops, I may have said too much. 26. Do you like someone? That girl who punches me all the time in English class. But when I tried to talk to her, I threw up on her shirt. I think that's bad. 27. The last song you listened to? David Hasselhof's wicked rendition of "Hooked on a Feeling." Just doesn't get much better than that. 28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? You don't mean like real bullets, do you? Cause those can hurt... 29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? That guy who holds up the stop sign for kids to cross the street. I don't like the cut of his jib one bit. 30. What is the closest object to your left foot? My helper monkey, who is currently awaiting his next command while getting tanked on spiced rum and Belgian waffles. Worthless piece of... Take the letters in your name & switch them around What else can you spell? YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WORK?! AFTER SKOOL?! NO WAY JOSE. What is (or was) your school mascot? PIRATES...ARRG!...NOT Do you like ketchup and mayonaise mixed together? ITS LIKE A HOT DOG THING RIGHT? How about mayonaise and mustard? AGAIN, ITS A HOT DOG THING. WAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST EM ANYWAY?! Have you ever tried Vanilla Coke and Cherry Coke mixed together? CHERRY COKE?! EW! More than 3 different kinds of drinks mixed together? YEA. IT WAS NOT PRETTY... Did u know that there are initials signed at the botton corners of a dollar? NO WAY REALLY? MOST OF THE TIME IM JUST DOING THE MONEY DANCE WHEN I GET A DOLLAR HANDED TO ME... Have you ever worn yellow and grey together? NO WAY. I DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE A SICK BEE... Ever touched a piece of bamboo? YUP. IT WAS IN A MUSEUM AND I USED IT TO PLAY FETCH WITH A DINOSAUR... o.O Can you lick the tip of your nose? WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? CANT I JUST USE A TISSUE? Do you like to chew on the inside of your cheeks? I HEAR ITS A GOOD SOURCE OF VITAMIN Z... Are you constantly scolded in class for chewing gum? MAYBE...WHO WANTS TO KNOW? Did you ever cut your fingernails so short that they hurt? YEA...NEVER AGAIN... How about toenails? IS IT POSSIBLE TO CUT THEM TOO SHORT? Do you have a habit of sticking your finger in your ear to get earwax out? NO, I USE MY SISTER'S FINGER...O.o OF COURSE I USE A COTTON SWAB! (MUTTERS) CRAZY COMPUTER... Ever had a wart? DO I LOOK LIKE A WITCH TO YOU? WAIT...DONT ANSWER THAT. Has a frog ever peed on you? FROGS CAN PEE!? Have you ever gotten more than 25 new e-mails in one day? YES...HOW DOES THE FBI KEEP FINDING OUT MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS!? How many people are on your buddy list? I DONT USUALLY WRITE DOWN A LIST OF WHO MY BUDDIES ARE...DO YOU? How many of them do you actually TALK to regularly? OH THAT BUDDY LIST! ALL OF EM...WHEN I REMEMBER TO GET ON... Have you ever failed a grade? PLEASE! IM NOT NICKNAMED MISS SMARTYPANTS FOR NO REASON U KNOW! Do you like steak and cheese sandwiches? YEA! WITH MARSHMALLOWS ON TOP! MY FISH LIKES EM TOO... What is your favorite color bead? RED? Favorite color of yarn? WELL...I FIND THAT WHEN I KNIT...DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE EVER SEEN YARN BEFORE!? What internet service do you have? AOL...SO SLOW... Which is better: Peanuts or Pork Rinds? I HAVE A HARD TIME EATING SOMETHING I WAS TALKING TO A COUPLE DAYS AGO...SO I HAVE TO GO WITH PORK RINDS... LOL Pickle-flavored chips or Sour Cream and Onion flavored chips? EWWWW... Dr. Pepper or Sprite? I DONT WILLINGLY TAKE MEDICINE SO I GOTTA GO WITH SPRITE... Coffee or Iced Tea? NEITHER Pink or red? RED. DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRLY-GIRL?! Playstation or X-box or N64? PLAYSTATION...MY PARENTS R 2 CHEAP 2 SPRING FOR ANYTHING ELSE... Jacket or Hoodie? HOODIE! Sweat pants or jeans? JEANS. TEXAN ALL THE WAY MAN. WHEN IM NOT BEING MEXICAN ANYWAY... Sandals or Tennis Shoes? DEPENDS. USUALLY I ASK MY FEET WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE WEARING... Top locker or Bottom locker? I FIND IT HURTS TO BEND DOWN AND NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET BACK UP AFTERWARDS...SO TOP? Chicken or Turkey or Rooster? (The actual animal not the food) ARENT CHICKENS AND ROOSTERS BASICALLY THE SAME THING? Tacos or Eggrolls? TACOS! MEXICAN! Stripes or strings? (on your clothes) STRINGS? WHY WOULD I WANT THOSE? I'D BE LIKE A WALKING CAT MAGNET! Do you wear your hair more often up or down? WHAT IF I WEAR IT IN A HALF-PONYTAIL? Would you shave it all off for 2000? CAN I GET A WIG FOR 2000 DOLLARS? What about 16? SURE. WILL U SHAVE URS FOR 1 DOLLAR? Have you ever written with a feather dipped in ink? EVEN BETTER! I INVENTED THE FEATHER! How many times do you curse each week? I PLEAD THE FIFTH... Each day? SAME AS ABOVE... If you have a neopet, what is your favorite? NEOPET? WHAT AM I, FIVE YEARS OLD? Silver or gold? FOR WHAT? JEWELRY OR CLOTHES? (GASP) ARE YOU GONNA GET ME SOMETHING?! Do you like drawing hearts more, or stars? HEARTS. WAY EASIER TO DRAW... Can you draw good? I DRAW AN AWESOME STICK FIGURE! Sing good? YUP! I GET PAID EVERYTIME I STOP! WAIT...MAYBE THATS A BAD THING...? Dance good? IS FALLING DOWN EVERY 10 SECONDS GOOD...? Swim badly? WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT, OR I WOULDNT BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW...UNLESS IM A GHOST?! Do you pick your nose (be honest!) EW! NO! DO YOU? Do you pop/crack your fingers? THAT HURTS... Do you pop/crack your toes? YUP... Ever had a lava lamp? YEA! I ALSO HAVE A DISCO BALL AND AN AFRO... Ever fed a billy goat? EVERY MORNING! THEN ITS ON TO THE CHICKENS! Ever fed a pig? YEA! THEY'RE SUCH PIGS! Do you like Harry Potter books? If so, which house would you be in?? RAVENCLAW...SEE MISS SMARTYPANTS COMMENT... Favorite LOTR movie? IF I EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STANDS FOR, I'LL LET YOU KNOW... How many cousins do you have? LIKE A BILLION! MAYBE 2? How many aunts do you have? TONS!... UNTIL I SPILT WATER ON THEM, THEN THEY DROWNED... Uncles? I DONT KNOW...A LOT? What color is your CD player? PLEASE! I HAVE AN MP3! THIS AINT THE STONE AGE! What color is your computer? WHATEVER COLOR I WANT IT TO BE...I JUST USE THOSE COVERS FOR CELLS..BUT THEY'RE FOR THE COMPUTER, U KNOW? What kind of computer do you have? GATEWAY? Do you have a webcam? MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO Do you have a microphone? WHO WANTS TO KNOW? Are you thirsty right now? NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...BE RIGHT BACK... Are you hungry? NAH! I HAVE A COOKIE! If so, what food are you craving? I JUST TOLD YOU IM NOT... Which is better: Yahoo or MSN? MSN...BUT I HAVE BOTH... Do you watch Kim Possible? PLEASE! SHE WATCHES ME! Do you watch Degrassi? I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME.. Do you watch Ed Edd n Eddy? NOT SINCE 6TH GRADE.. What color is your house? WHITE, PINK, PURPLE, BLACK, RED, GREEN, OR YELLOW. FIGURE IT OUT How many rooms are in your house? DOES IT MATTER? How many bathrooms? ONE. ITS MINE THOUGH, THE REST OF THE FAMILY USES AN OUTHOUSE. YEA, I WISH... How big is the kitchen? OH ITS HUUUUUGE!! LIKE 5 SQ. FT AT LEAST! How many chairs are at the kitchen/dining room table? DEPENDS...ARE WE COUNTING THE ONES THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BUT ARE LIKE IN THE LIVING ROOM? Do you have a xanga? A WHAT? Have you ever been to the mountains? NO... To the beach? YUP! ITS FUN. Ever seen a real life shark? YEA! I KEEP ONE AS A PET!...DOES ONLINE COUNT? Ever took a bunch of straws and put the ends together to make one long one? YES. I FAILED. MISERABLY. Favorite color straw? DONT HAVE ONE. THATS LIKE ASKING IF I HAVE A FAVORITE CHILD. Ever ridden a bus that wasnt for school? YES. I DONT HAVE A CAR SO OBVIOUSLY... What color was your school bus? (If you rode one) YELLOW...ARENT THEY ALL THAT COLOR? Do you make stupid faces while looking in the mirror? FREQUENTLY. I ALSO SCARE MYSELF FREQUENTLY. Do you like how you look in a swim suit? WHATS YOUR DEFINITION OF A "SWIMSUIT"? Have you ever been to Disney Land/World/Six Flags? FIESTA TEXAS IS AWESOME! I LOVE GOING THERE! Busch Gardens? SOUNDS FANCY...SO OBVIOUSLY NOT... Kings Island/Kings Dominion? SAY WAT? How many states have you been to? MEXICO. TEXAS. THATS PRETTY MUCH IT. How many ladybugs have you killed? NONE...THAT I CAN RECALL... How many dragonflies have you squashed? PLUH-LEAZE! IF I SEE A BUG I USUALLY RUN THE OTHER WAY! Do you like to catch lightning bugs in jars? IT SOUNDS FUN BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN SUCCESSFUL...I BLAME THE LIGHTNING BUGS FOR NOT COMING WHEN I TELL THEM TO... Ever climbed a tree and got stuck? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! I'LL KILL EM... Ever stepped on a snake? OH SURE! AFTERWARDS WE PLAYED TAG. HE WON... Strawberry Jelly... or grape jelly? GRAPE JELLY! FOR WAT? Normal lemonade or Pink Lemonade? NORMAL! DONT REALLY LIKE PINK ANYTHING... Do you like peanut butter? YES. WHOEVER DOESNT NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR HEAD EXAMINED... Bananas? Mangos? Pears? Stairs? Elevators? The smell of a hospital? The smell of gasoline? The sound of a car pulling into a rocky driveway? What is the highest named number? (Not infintiy!) Can you sing the alphabet backwards? Do you know sign language? HTML? CSS? Have you ever donated to the GoodWill? Eaten a salad at McDonalds? What is your favorite Subway sub? Do you like chinese buffets? Ever been to Golden Corral? Do you prefer Fast Food or a Sit-down Restaraunt? Are you a vegetarian? Have you ever held your breath so long that your face turned blue? Almost drowned before? How many times have you stayed the night at a hospital? How many different teachers have you had in your entire life so far? Do you believe in god? Satan? Hi there...! What is the first thing you think of when I say... Green? Purple? Lime? Boo? Money? Bonjour? Oreo? Lala? Birdy? Blue? Skittle? Germany? Africa? Ice? Glacier? Movie? School? Gym? Do you like PE class? Are you very thin? Do you have glasses or contacts? Did u know that if u point at someone, u have 3 fingers pointing back at u? Say 'lol' backwards: Do you like it better hot or cold? What is your favorite number? What is your lucky number? UNLucky number? Do you like to eat the crumbs left over on your plate? What color cup do you like to drink from? How old were you when you started walking? When you started talking? Do you like the mall? Do you like big crowds? Do you like talking? Are you a prep? ARE YOU DEMENTED?! What is your favorite IM smilie? THE ONE THAT ROLLS ITS EYES What word do you use too often? Do you like your nose? Do you like your ears? Are you capable of using all of your senses? Ever had stitches? Ever stapled yourself by accident with a stapler? Ever peeled back your big toenail on accident? Do you like to swim? Do you like to push buttons even if you dont know what they do? Like to eat ice? Muffins or cookies? Birds or no birds? Ever gotten an invitation to something other than a party? Ever gone a whole year of school without missing any days? How many awards have you gotten in your life? MANY! ONCE AGAIN, REFER TO THE MISS SMARTYPANTS THING... Is your volume currently turned up? Do you like onions? Do you like bacon? Do you like purple lettuce? IS THERE SUCH A THING? COOL! Ever eaten a whole Big Mac? Whose fries are best? JACK-IN-THE-BOX'S. Do you wanna be in the Olympics? IM A KLUTZ. THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? Do you bite your fingernails? NOPE! I LIKE MY FINGERNAILS LONG. Do you talk to yourself? DOESNT EVERYBODY? Do you have an imaginary friend? YEA! HIS NAME IS BOB...HE'S CONSTANTLY CORRECTING MY MISTAKES... o.O Do you like school pizza? OH YEA! I LOVE THE TASTE OF RUBBER! DOESNT EVERYBODY? Have you ever skipped school? I PLEAD THE FIFTH. AGAIN. Or even just one class? OH ALRIGHT I'LL ANSWER THIS ONE. YES, I HAVE. What color is your mouse? GREY...AND GREY... What is your favorite key on the keyboard? THE BACKSPACE BUTTON. ITS MY BEST FRIEND... Do you type very fast and make lots of mistakes? Ever clicked the 'print' button 50 times in a row to see what happens? YES...THE COMPUTER RAN OUTTA INK THO. DARN IT! Can you play the organ? Have you ever eaten an organ of an animal? Can you touch your eyeball? Can I touch your eyeball? How many times do you go to the bathroom each day? Do you prefer pens, pencils or gelpens? Are you irritated by the squeaky sound that comes from a mechanical pen? Ever forced yourself to throw up, to make you parents think you were sick? Ever burped and talked at the same time? Ever farted in the car and everybody had to roll down their windows? Ever picked up a rat by its tail? Ever licked a window? Are you very hairy? How do you sit in your computer chair? What does your computer chair look like? Have you ever scratched your fingernails against a chalk board? Ever walked along a railroad track? Ever tasted ocean water? Do you like pepper in your ketchup? Do you like pickles on your burger? Have you read the book 'The Prince and the Pauper'? Would you like to be the opposite sex? Do you think it would be better? Do you wash your hands everyday? Take a shower everyday? Like to walk bare-footed in the snow? Ever made a real snowman that actually didnt fall apart? Ever been in a hurricane? A flood? A tornado? Ever had to hide in a storm shelter? Have you had the same last name all your life? Do you like your middle name? Do you like the way feet look? Do you like the smell of skin? How about the smell of potatoe salad? Have you ever tried Chocolate Chip pizza? Do you like taking tests? Are you funny? Are you tall? Do you like the way your eyeborws look? Do you like bologna? Do you like guacamole? Do you like Sponge Bob? How much money do you have? Do you like Pumpkin Pie? Do you like to trick-or-treat? What is your favorite holiday? Blah...deee... da...? Do you like dark clouds? What about rain? What about thunder? How many times a week do you say "Git R done..."? What college do you wanna go to? Have you ever gotten Windex in your eyes? YEA...I TRIED TO CLEAN MY GLASSES, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I WASNT WEARING ANY... Describe how dish detergant tastes... DEPENDS ON THE BRAND AND SMELL... WHich tastes better: Dove Soap, or Elmers Glue? GLUE DUH! THATS WHAT LITTLE KIDS GET HIGH ON! Aww... thats all for now. Bye!! -- HALLELUJAH!! |
