Name:Imani
Height: 5,4
Weight: 114 lbs
Age: if u wanna know ask me
Gender: Female
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Race: African-American
Eye Color: Brown
Orientation: Straight
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Zodiac Type:the archer
Chinese Zodiac:Rat
Best Sport: Football
Skin Color: Light Brown
Fav Food: Pizza
Fav Color: Black
Fav Band: Korn
Fav Song: Coming Undone by KoRn
Mood: Bored
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Christian
B-Day: November 27

"If greatness is bold, then so be it. If love is a factor of death, then bring it. I would give up eternity to sacrifice, life after death. If you could have a heart, that would last forever, what would you do with it? Where would you go? How many people would you marry? What would you do, if you could live forever?"

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

RANDOM...

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

bom chicka wah wah...

and every word is nonsense, but I understand.

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

:D

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Twilight Quotes!! They're all by Edward, because I lurrrve him thiiiiiiiiiiis much (stretches out arms as wide as they can go):

Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

You really should stay away from me.

I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.

I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.

Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.

Be safe.

You are exactly my brand of heroin.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

What a sick, masochistic lion.

Come on, little coward, climb on my back.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair.

Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?

Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you.

You really shouldn’t have said that.

It seems I’m going to have to tamper with your memory.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen.

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…

I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening.

When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…

~Edward Cullen, Twilight

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