I am also Hermione Lurves Ron on MNFF.

I love Twilight, HP, and musicals.

It's not HP or Twilight, it's HP AND Twilight.

Team Edward.

Twilight is not fictional.

HI there! Hopefully you love my list. I will respond to all reviews.

I'm a whacky, crazy kinda person, so if you think I'm insane, you're right!!

Gender:F Age:Mentally, six. Name: Just call me Bella.

Favorite animals: Llamas and bunnies. Especially when I'm doing the llama hand game.

Yay!! Copy and pastes. They describe me, so pay attention.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle/Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

BWAHAHAHA. Hilarioso, and probably stuff that I'll do.

Eighteen Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

16. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!"

17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

18. Start Humming When It Is Really Quiet.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire, sara811, BellaHermione.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall…, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present! Live and savor every moment..this is not a dress rehearsal! (I'm not sure who gave me this one...)

Why America has some issues:

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy.

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka (I love that movie!)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BALLERINA IF...

These describe me well.

dance is life and the rest is just spare time.
you put on your pointe shoes to reach high places.
you use your swing set to practice your fouettes.
you have fights with gymnasts about who works harder.
you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.
you have blisters on your feet for life.
your friends are covering up their zits while you try to hide your ugly feet.
your pointe shoes are your babies.
your body cracks loud enough to stop social studies class but you don't hear it.
people mistake you for a rubber band.
you look down all you see is blisters and no toes.
pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary.
you point your toes... all the time!
you dance down the hallway instead of just walking.
you hear Nutcracker music at the mall and start to get nervous.
you do plies and tondus while waiting in line.
watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch.
you do grande jetes in the parking lot and down the hallway.
you can't remember a time when your feet were soft and uncallused.
you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking.
a new leotard makes your whole day.
every hard floor is a place to dance.
you walk with your feet turned out without even thinking about it.
you use every handrail you see for practicing.
you carry a bottle of nail polish around to stop those darn runs in your tights.
your dad bought stock in BandAid.
you actually sit up straight in your chair at school.
you hear classical music and you need to dance.
you actually dream of wearing those heavy, expensive, netting-ridden tutus.
the top shelf in your closet is stuffed with your old dance shoes.
you don't think guys in tights is all that unusual.
you have a permanent crease in your hair from all those buns.
you lean down to pick something up and your leg shoots up to a 180 angle.
you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams.
you use more rosin than soap.
you worry about arthritis in high school- and it doesn't even run in the family.
you know more French terms than the kids on the French team.
your wardrobe is filled with T-shirts from dance competitions and performances.
you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOA!!"your vocabulary includes band aids, wedgies, sweat, tape, determination, and guts!
you know most barres aren't in jails.
"Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying, but a way of life.
all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class.
your parents work two jobs to pay for private lessons.
you perform calmly before crowds yet suffer anxiety during school tests.
you don't dance for a week, and even your brother notices.
you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff.
you have washboard abs from those 100 sit-ups before each class.
Centerstage was the best movie EVER!
you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance.
you have bigger muscles than all the boys in school.
everything you do has to do with dance.
you promise to never stop dancing... like an energizer bunny that just keeps going.
your calves look like softballs because they are so big.
you cancel dates telling them you have dance.
you suddenly can't count past 8
you can learn the dances to music videos like that (snaps fingers).
you're disgusted when you see a picture of a dancer with pointe shoe ribbons tied up to her knees.
you say all kinds of dance terms (in French) in front of your non dancing friends and tell them it's a secret language.
all the things you get for Christmas are relate to dance.
When you spell "point" you always mess up and spell it "pointe"
When those ballerina Barbie's irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms!
When you are walking you count your steps, but only go up to 8 and start all over again.
Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from tap shoes, and pointe shoes.
Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8
You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt.
You never leave home with out your hair spray and bobby pins.
You have less toe nails than anybody you know.

You feel more comfortable with your hair up then down.

Love y'all. Bella.