COMPLETE! AU Sirius refuses to remember, and Harry refuses to forget. So what happens when one gives up and the other is suddenly immersed in horrors they had completely forgotten?

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

Sirius finally clears his name and looks forward to a new life with Harry. Before long, he is forced to face some insecurities when he falls hard for a descendant of the Flamel family. Does she regard Remus only as a friend? Or worse, does she like Snape?

Abnormal attractions have taken over Hogwarts causing Draco & Hermione to fall for one another as 2 new professors come to Hogwarts. Vampires, cats, fights, Seers, and parties ensue. Rating 4 sexual scenes and innuendos.

Who will be the first Marauder to find ROMANCE? Moony surprises everyone with his choice of first love while Padfoot accepts a bet to date a Slytherin. In the meantime, Prongs tries shamelessly to convince Lily that he's Mr Right. Wormtail? We'll see...

While chasing a man in Knockturn Alley, Harry befriends a young prostitute pimped by her father for money. A severe accident leaves Snape in a coma and the new Potions Master isn't all he seems to be....