Penelope Fiction
 Author has written 16 stories for Merlin, Matrix, Avatar, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Camp Rock, and Glee. Fact File On A Rare Species - Penelope Fiction Real Name: Sam Preferred Nickname: Penelope or Penny Age: Fifteen Bday: 14 November Location: Australia Hair Colour: Brown, so dark it looks black Eye Colour: Dark, very dark. Like tunnels, I've been told. Now For The Really Interesting Stuff... Favourite Colour: Blue Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Deltora Quest, Maximum Ride,Stravaganza, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, The Hunger Games, Flowers In The Attic, Delia's Crossing, The Princess Diaries, Along For The Ride, Vampire Academy, Vampire Beach, The Devil Wears Prada, Everyone Worth Knowing, Chasing Harry Winston, Evernight, The Princess Bride, Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side, The Luxe Series, Freedom Writers, Wildwood Dancing, Fallen, The Little Princess, Mao's Last Dancer, The Notebook, The Choice, The Lucky One, Pretty Little Liars, Awareness, The Accidental Billionaires, 1984, Animal Farm and there are probably more that I've forgotten by now. Favourite Authors: JK Rowling, James Patterson, Dan Brown, Suzanne Collins, Virginia Andrews, Meg Cabot, Sarah Dessen, Richelle Mead, Lauren Weisberger, Claudia Grey, William Goldman, Erin Gruwell, Frances Hogson Burnett, George Orwell and Nicholas Sparks. Favourite Movies: Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Wayne's World, The Matrix Trilogy, Alice In Wonderland (Movie version), Oscar, Avatar, The Holiday, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Troy, Constantine, Speed, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, The Lion King, Hercules, El Dorado, Prince of Egypt, Tarzan, The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Kingdom of Heaven, Elizabethtown, Toy Story 3, Legally Blonde I, Hard Ball, The Duchess, The Swan Princess, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality, School Of Rock, The Last Airbender, The Social Network and many many more. Favourite Plays: Fiddler On The Roof, Notre Dame De Paris, Wicked, Mamma Mia and Fame. Favourite TV Shows: I watch way too much TV. Just warning you. House MD, Merlin, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, Monk, Friends, Charmed, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Nanny. Favourite Actors: Keanu Reeves, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Adam Sandler, Ralph Fiennes, Mike Myers, Jack Black, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, Matthew Broderick and Colin Firth Hobbies: Jiu Jitsu, Video Games, Reading, Writing, Role-play, Watching movies, Hanging out with friends, music Favourite Music: It's always changing. At the moment I'm into Glee music, Adele and Alex Goot. Favourite Video Games: Dead Or Alive (EPIC), Civilization Five, Halo, Turrock, Assasin's Creed, Anything Mario, Tekken, Virtua Fighter, Call Of Duty: Black Ops, Portal II, SingStar, Buzz, The Movies and The Sims. Favourite Board Games: Dungeons and Dragons, Magic The Gathering, Articulate, Fluxx, Game of Life, Apples to Apples and Monopoly. Fanfiction Stuff Favourite Fandoms: Harry Potter, Merlin, The Big Bang Theory, Glee, The Matrix, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Monk, House MD and Gossip Girl Favourite Characters To Write: The Dumbledores, Grindelwald, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Morgana, Merlin, Arthur (Merlin), Neo, Trinity (The Matrix), Adrian Monk (Monk), Robert Chase, Alison Cameron, Eric Foreman (House MD) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez (Glee) Favourite Pairings: Albus/Gellert, Hermione/Draco, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter), Morgana/Merlin, Freya/Merlin, Gwen/Arthur, Uther/Nimue (Merlin), Neo/Trinity, Morpheus/Niobe (The Matrix), Dimitri/Rose, Adrian/Rose, Christian/Lissa (Vampire Academy) Zuko/Katara (Avatar), Adrian/Trudy (Monk), House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron House/Amber (House), Chuck/Blair, Dan/Serena, Rufus/Lilly, Dan/Blair (Gossip Girl) Sheldon/Penny, Sheldon/Amy (Big Bang Theory) Jesse/Rachel, Kurt/Blaine, Artie/Santana, Rory/Brittany(Glee) Stefan/Elena, Damon/Caroline, Logan/Jenna (Vampire Diaries) Songs Of The Moment 1. Lose Yourself - Eminem 2. G N O - Miley Cyrus 3. OMG - Usher ft. Will I Am 4. Rock Me Amadeus - Falco 5. Plans - Birds of Tokyo My Status Reading: Shadow Kiss - Richelle Mead Listening To: Sandra Watching: Glee! Playing: The Sims 3 Doing: Chilling on tumblr, roleplaying, talking on the phone Feeling: Excited and happy Working On: Much to do with Glee role-plays Waiting For: Seeing my uni friends, seeing other friends, School Certificate results, New Years Eve. In Need Of: Uni friends, a martial arts grading, Melbourne, a boyfriend, my own personal Sheldon Cooper to set me straight, my own personal Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff, Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone to be my best friends. Currently Obsessed With: Glee, Harry Potter and tumblr. Who I Am I'm not popular, but I'm still pretty cool. I'm a NERD and a GEEK and PROUD, BABY, PROUD! I'm a bookworm and a music, movie and TV show addict. Seriously. I watched 2 seasons of Gilmore Girls in two days. I have an awesome Birman cat named Mickey. I'm addicted to Role-Play :) I love Jiu Jitsu. The guys at the gym are awesome. I'm not ENGLISH. I'm AUSSIE. :p I'm willing to admit that I subscribe to Reader's Digest. Mine are bolded: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS! The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw! Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest." Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Take the most scientific Harry Potter In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. Harry Potter: List twelve of your favourite characters, in no particular order. 1: Albus Dumbledore 2: Remus Lupin 3: Sirius Black 4: Voldemort 5: Gellert Grindelwald 6: Draco Malfoy 7: Luna Lovegood 8: Lucius Malfoy 9: Bellatrix Lestrange 10: Neville Longbottom 11: Severus Snape 12: Viktor Krum 1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, but I'm sure there are some! 2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot? Definitely hot in his earlier days! Later days, not so much. I mean, who finds a person with no nose attractive? Plus there's that whole rule-the-world complex. 3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not possible - but if it were, it'd be one creepy baby. 4-Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah. Heaps. It's hard to find a really bad quality fic about her. All the ones I've read have been fantastic. 5-Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ugh...I have no problems with slash and generally not paedophilia, but that's just wrong. 6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine, because then at least they have something in common and the age difference is slightly closer. 7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Luna walked in on Remus and Viktor? I pity her poor soul. She's probably wishing she was blind. 8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Damn, okay...Sirius always enjoyed joking around with Harry's friends, but what happens when a shy, vulnerable boy in the form of Neville Longbottom shows up on his doorstep? 9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff? I don't know. But I'd love to read it! 10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. A Different Outlook 11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? How could they not? He's everywhere! 12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Most of them do, I think. 13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I highly doubt it…but I kind of want to read it! 14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ummm...Bad by Michael Jackson. :P 15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Homosexual sex in later chapters. Damn it! Now I want to read it! 16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Four to sixth months ago? 17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.” Albus Dumbledore and Luna Lovegood are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix Lestrange runs off with Voldemort. Albus Dumbledore, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Viktor Krum, then follows the wise advice of Gellert Grindelwald and finds true love with Sirius Black.” Why do I want to read this?! It sounds terrible! What title would you give this fic? Rebirth 18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Ummm...no. Just no. Merlin: 1: Merlin 2: Arthur 3: Morgana 4: Uther 5: Mordred 6: Freya 7: The Great Dragon 8: Morgause 9: Lancelot 10: Gaius 11: Nimue 12: Gwen 1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Nope. I doubt those even exist. 2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot? I don’t think that Uther’s hot at all. He’s kind of creepy. And although I appreciate his character within the series, he’s kind of a douchebag. 3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ugh! Don’t make me think of that! 4-Can you recall any fics about Nine? Quite a lot of good ones! I love Lancelot! :D 5-Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hmmm...never considered Arthur/Freya before. Maybe... 6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine, because then at least the age difference is slightly closer. 7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? The Great Dragon walked in on Arthur and Gwen? Interesting prospect. He’d probably turn it into something philosophical and gossip to Merlin about it later. 8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. He’d been healing her since she was a child, but the only thing he couldn’t cure her of was lovesickness. 9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff? I don't know. But I'd love to read it! 10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Choices 11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? How could they not? She’s 12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Ellie does! 13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Ummm, no. That’d be weird. 14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Beautiful Monster – Ne-Yo :P 15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Merlin/Freya/Gwen? Damn, now I want to read that! Okay...umm...WARNING: Sexual content in later chapters. 16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never. I haven’t found one good enough. 17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.” Merlin and The Great Dragon are in a happy relationship until Lancelot runs off with Uther. Merlin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nimue and a brief unhappy affair with Gwen, then follows the wise advice of Mordred and finds true love with Morgana. Doesn’t sound too bad! Apart from the Lancelot/Uther thing! What title would you give this fic? Time 18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Ugh. Don’t make me think of that! Glee: 1. Kurt Hummel 2. Blaine Anderson 3. Mike Chang 4. Sam Evans 5. Tina Cohen Chang 6. Rachel Berry 7. Jesse St James 8. Finn Hudson 9. Sebastian Smythe 10. Santana Lopez 11. Rory Flanagan 12. Artie Abrams 1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Rachel/Rory? Can’t imagine that. Except friendship. 2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot? Are you kidding me? Sam is definitely hot! He's white chocolate after all. :) 3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Artie got Finn pregnant? Aside from the obvious, that would be one awesome baby. If that were possible. 4-Can you recall any fics about Nine? No really good ones. People mostly just use him as a villain. :/ 5-Would Two and Six make a good couple? Blaine/Rachel? I think they make adorable best friends. But definitely not a romantic couple, no. 6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Tina/Sebastian or Tina/Santana. This is hard, since I'm not too fond of either, but I'll have to go with Tina/Santana, since they're friends at least. Also, at least one person would be happy, whereas Sebastian is gay. Santana would make Tina more confident and proud and Tina would make Santana more humble. 7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Jesse walked in on Blaine and Artie? Hmmm... 8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"After Santana breaks up with Puck and Mike breaks up with Tina, Mike and Santana hang out one night to wallow in each other's pity." 9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff? Kurt/Finn fluff? That'd be so cute! 10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Everyone's read a little Mike somewhere. 12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not a lot of people write Rory yet, but plenty draw him lately. 13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Blaine/Sam/Tina. That'd be interesting. Though It'd have to be Blam endgame. :) 14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Finn? Ah, probably Don't Stop Believing 15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kurt/Rachel/Artie? WARNING: EXTREME OOC AND SMUT. 16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Tina? About a week ago, 17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.” Kurt and Jesse are in a happy relationship until Sebastian runs off with Sam. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rory and a brief unhappy affair with Artie, then follows the wise advice of Finn and finds true love with Mike. What title would you give this fic? Constance 18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Jesse/Finn? NO. I need St Berry. | |||||||
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