jan 21 2010ALERT!! HI PEOPLE , WELL I WANT TO SAY SORRY TO ALL MY READERS BUT I JUST STARTED COLLEGE THIS SCHOOL YEAR AND I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY SO ITS GIVEN ME WRITERS BLOCK . SO I WANTED TO SAY MY STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION EXECPT MY HARRY POTTER ONE WHICH I REALLY WANT TO GET BACK TO. IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CONTINUE A STORY JUST SEND ME A BUNCH OF MESSAGES AND I MIGHT GIVE IN!

hey so i added some books to my favs list . thirst is alright but i really think you guys should read the den of shadows quartet it was amazing all four books are separate but still in the same world if you know what i mean, like different peoples stories.

So I am new to writing. I was alittle hesitant at first, then I was just like why not. I love twilight fan fiction. There are more stories than i can read. I love love love twilight. GO! Team Edward! :) i even have the team Ed shirt lol. so another vamp series i think you should read is blue bloods it was pretty good. right now im reading city of bones. go get it right now!!.

my favorite others: Stephanie meyer ( of course), C. S. lewis,scott westerfeld, mellisa marr, i cant think of any others at the moment lol.

favorite books at the moment: twilight saga, uglies,pretties, specials, extras, wicked lovely , ink exchange, midnighters series, chronicals of narnia, hunger games, wintergirls, harry potter , thirst, the den of shadows quartet,

fave muisic at the moment:breathe carolina, attack attack, drop dead gorgeous, 3OH!3, cobra starship, Paramore,Kill hannah, Lady gaga, Muse, taylor swift, jonas brothers, devil wears prada, Aly and Aj.

Hobbies( the few hours im not on fanfiction lol) : still reading but books instead of on the comp.,Drawing, writing, Listeningt to music, painting, Wii ( guitar hero or if my friend brings over rock band, oh and mario kart), umm i cant think haha oh watching tv. making creepy crawler youtube videos with my friends ( influenced by all the wierd guys that are our stalkers). since its summer now go in my pool.

Bella: So, lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

Edward: Why is the plane crashing?

Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.

Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane

Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a dead spiral towards the Earth.

Edward: I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, and kick out the wall and jump. Then... I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
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I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.

List Twelve fictional characters from the same book.

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Alice

4. Jasper

5. Rosalie

6. Emmet

7. Esme

8. Carlisle

9. Jane

10. Aro

11. Victoria

12. James

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope and glad i havn't lol

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jasper of course he is crazy beautiful haha . luv him

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

ugh thats not possible

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

ugh i havn't read any but i think there are some out there

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

ahaha no way thats gross

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Rose/Jane or Rose/ Aro , ugh Rose/Aro i guess , if he didn't drink human blood and Emmet wasn't there maybe idk how old he looks though haha

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

if Esme walked in on Eddie and James, Lets all say AWKWARD and not get into it haha

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Alice never got out of the Volturri castel when she went with Bella to save Edward. What happen when they all find out of a new member of the volturi has the power to brainwash and Aro keeps Her to make his guard stronger.( i kind of like it haha)

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

ugh ya i have seen Bella/Carl fluff.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

ugh Esme dosn't like James Grr. The Mother helps the killer ahahaha not good title but i dont like that pair so ya.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

well i already have some but if it has to start from the original plot then: during the time when Ed leaves in new moon Jasper could bring himself to leave without saying he is sorry to Bella. When the only one not to leave her is Jazz , she starts to see him in a new light.

12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?

if Bella/Rose , Ed/Esme ugh no lol random

13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic.

Jazz/Jane The Jc Connection ahaha jk Common Ground ( cuz of blood idk lol i coundn't think)

14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?

Rose/ Carl ugh ugh ugh no not really ,maybe if they met first

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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