Ok people. i got this account just to review stories i like and to keep track of my favorite stories, but now i have been bit by the inspiration bug so i plan to start a Fairy Tail Laxus X OC FanFic. I've started typing it, but iI want to wait until I have a few chapters typed so I have a bit of a writer's block safety net. when i do start posting, i will probably only be able to update on the weekends since I usually have a lot homework during the week. So yeah. If anyone has any questions ask me and i may answer them via PM or i may just put the answer on my story. if i deem the question inappropriate, you will be issued a warning; if you do not stop after the second warning i will take any action needed to make it stop. if that results in you losing your profile then so be it. I know that this may make me seem like a bit of a snitch or a bitch, but i have lost most of my tolerance to such things when my fav social networking site started allowing questions. When i write my story constructive criticism is welcomed and encouraged as long as it doesn't attack me personally.

( I am still working on a story, but I decided that I was unsatisfied with how quickly the relationship between Laxus and my OC was developing, so I must re-edit all of what I have typed so far. With summer vacation coming up I will have more time to work on it as long as I don't do something to get myself grounded. I will try to start posting chapters by the end of summer vacation; hopefully sooner, but I make no promises)

I am a girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I don't do much, unless one of "my songs" comes on. Then I get crazy! I am a girl that spends most of her free time reading manga, listening to music, drawing, playing video games, or just letting my imagination take me into a little world separate from ours. I am a girl that people might call weird and a freak behind my back, but I say "That's how I like It. Normal is overrated." I am a girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or texting a friend on a cell phone. I am a girl that hasn't been asked out yet, and has yet to find someone I like enough to ask out myself that doesn't end up having to move before I get a chance or isn't already taken. I am a girl who does what she wants when she wants to, whether it others think it is dumb or weird. I am a girl that cares little for makeup or styling my hair and won't go much further than some cover-up, mascara, some eye-liner, and just brushing out my hair and spraying it in place. I am a girl that doesn't care for flashy or revealing clothing, so you will usually find me with jeans, a T-shirt, sneakers, sometimes a hoodie, and sometimes a pair of cargo pants; I will wear a dress or a skirt if there is a need for it, but never just because, and can't be too short or i will refuse to wear it cause it makes me feel slutty (I was raised conservative in that sense). I am also a girl who knows who she is, and is proud of it! I am a girl that doesn’t care if people call her weird (to me it's a compliment). A girl who loves reading and writing and drawing, and just relaxing, which are things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. A girl who loves and is obsessed with anime, ninjas,and what ever she considers to be "good music". A girl that can better express herself through drawings than she can with words or actions. A girl who doesn't need a guy to complete her (though having one around to love would be nice), knows the importance of the little things,and wants nothing more than a love that is real (that's why I don't dress all or wear much makeup. I want to be loved for the person and not the looks). And I am a girl who will edit things like this untill the are to her liking. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Believe In Fairy Tales, xXxDarkShadowWolfxXx

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THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Funny Packaging Morons!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (How the hell did some even manage that to begin with?)

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (Okay, seriously did someone proof read that, you know, like, at ALL?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way ??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I like mine frozen, thanks)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". ("Oops" -flips it back over-)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (Really?...I didn't know that!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm done and ready to go faster!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read 'SLEEP AID'!)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (There's somewhere ELSE you can put them?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Holy crap, they're geniuses!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Enjoy the flight...-_-)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one; On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its real fake then?!)

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh and the World Laughs with You,
Snore and You sleep Alone.


Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlour Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.

Ad in Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More the Success, More the Relatives.

REASON'S WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

Life Math

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

Ways to make sure you're insane:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9. Sing along at the opera.

10 .Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

11 .Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

12 .When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13 .When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

50 things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your cleanex to other passengers.

3. Grimance painfully while smacking your 4head while muttering:"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up, dammit!"

4. Whistle the first 7 notes of 'It's a small world' incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side to the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peaking inside ask:"Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours up-side-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When ariving at your floor, grunt and strane to get the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open on thier own.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:"Noogie patrole coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

14. One word: "Flatulance!"

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft to go 'plink' at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then anounce: "I'm wearing new socks today!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracks to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionaly.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter up your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while contiuasly pressing buttons.

25. Holler "Choots away!" whenever the elevator desends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'Human Head' on the side.

27. Stare at another person for a while, then announce "YOUR ONE OF THEMMMM!!!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp and then say "Mmmmm... Tasty!"

29. Leave a box in between the doors.

30. Ask the passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look aroung and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow Box.

36. Say 'ding!' at each floor.

37. Lean against the button pannel.

38. Say 'I wonder what all theese do' and press the red buttons.

39. Listen to elevator walls with a stethescope.

40. Draw a square on the floor in chalk and anounce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask the another passenger: 'Wanna see whus in my mouf?'

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Anounce in a dramatic voice: 'I must find a more sutable host body.'

46. Carry a blanket and cluch it protectively.

47. Make explotion noises whenever anyone presses a button.

48. Wear 'X-ray spects' and leer sugjestively to other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger!'

50. If someone brushes against you, recoil and holler "BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!"

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on FaceBook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Prinzzez_kitten, SecretMatildaBlackwell, DrgonRidngFaeryWitch, xXxDarkShadowWolfxXx

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes. (blueish grey)

[x] = You blush a lot.

[x] = You giggle.

[x] = You're quiet. [most of the time]

[x] = You say random silly things. [when i'm with friends}

] = You have a baby face.

[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.

[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.

] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall. [I'm 5'7"]

Total:7

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.

] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.

[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.

[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.

[x] = You like to cuddle.

[x] = You've never played the Nervous game. [Don't plan to any time soon]
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is. [I might know, but i'm not sure]

Total:6

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

Colors:
[X] = You like the color pink/light blue.

] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL: 1

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious. [I don't pay that much atention to anything rea-WHA! when did I get a dog?!?!

[x] = You'd consider yourself shy. [Only when I'm around people that I don't feel comfortable around, or that I don't know.]
[x] = You like happy upbeat music. [when i'm not depressed]

[x] = You like "Cutesy" music. [Cutesy music? Well, I like music that sounds cute. Is that what you mean?]

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals [well duh!]
[x] = You like babies a lot. [they don't like me too much though]
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww

TOTAL: 3

OVER ALL TOTAL:22

.:FIRE:.

X) You have a short temper.
X) You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
X)You are very competitive.
X)You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
X)you often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
X)You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
X) People have often called you insane.
Total: 7

.:WATER:.

X) You have a calm, laid-back personality.
X) You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
X) When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
X) You think before you act.
X)You are good at breaking up fights.
X) You are a good swimmer.
X) You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
X) You are very generous.
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
X) You have a close connection with nature.
X) You don't mind getting dirty.
X)You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild.
X) You care about the environment
X) You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

X) You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
X) You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
X) You are quite intelligent.
X) You tend to be impatient.
X) You are easily distracted.
X) You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
X) You wish you could fly.
Total: 7

.:DARKNESS:.

X) You spend most of your time alone.
X) You prefer nighttime over daytime.
X) You like creepy things.
X) You like to play tricks on people.
X)Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
X) You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
X) You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

X)You are very polite.
X) You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
X) You hate violence.
X) You hope for world peace.
X) You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
X)You always follow the rules.

I did not write this. Just so you know.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You know what, I hate it when people hurt another guy or girl all beacuse they like the same gender they are.
I dont like it when parents kick their kids out all beacuse they like the same gender they are.
I hate it when people make fun of another all because he or she likes the same gender they are.
When I grow up and have kids, I wont care if they are Gay, Bi or Lesbin. I'll let them be who they are, I'll protect them from those who hurt and make fun of them. For they are who they are, not me, you, or anyone else can change them! And I'll love them until Time Ends

If you believe like I do, copy and paste this please

Pick the ones that fit you

I'M FRENCH , so I MUST be snobby

I'M DUTCH , so I MUST wear wooden shoes

I'M SCOTTISH , so I MUST wear a kilt

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'M DUTCH , so I MUSt do drugs

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A'pretty good grades, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or a movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Sadly, no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes, but not without good reason.

3) How many houses have you lived in? One

4) Favorite candy bar? Kit-Kat

5) Favorite shoes? Skate shoes (even though i don't skate)

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Not that i can remember

7) Least favorite school subject? Math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO WAY IN HELL!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes; i have bad anxiety that can make me sick sometimes

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. either a show i like, a game i like, or a person i miss

12) Favorite genre of music? i like a lot of stuff. The only thing i don't like is rap and most screamo

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius (month Feb.)

14) What time were you born? Not sure; i haven't memorized it

15) Do you like beer? Not old enough

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah when i was like 7. Well my older cousin called the place and i helped. We basicly sang Little Bunny Foo Foo just to see how long it took for them to hang up.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own it any more, but at the time it was mylie cyrus

18) Are you sarcastic? Depends on my mood

19) What are your favorite colors? Lime green, deep purple, black, and Red

20) How many watches do you own? I think two, but i haven't worn them for so long i can't be sure. I know i have at least one

21) Summer or winter? I don't really care for either; summer is too hot, and winter is too cold. i like spring and fall, just the right temp and plenty of rain

23) Favorite color to wear? Black or grey

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? Dark brown and black

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeah i just got two fixed; first ones since i got all my adult teeth

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? two

30) How many video games do you own? WAAAAY TOO MANY TO COUNT!

31) What was your first pet? A black lab

32) Ever had braces? Yep, got them of two years ago

33) Do looks matter? Not too much to me. As long as i'm presentable i'm good. And as long as the person is nice, i don't really care how they look either

34) Do you use chapstick? Usually only if my lips start to crack and bleed or feel uncomfertable

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Cummings, Ms.Waldburger , and Mr.Miller (there are actually three Mr. Millers.)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither

37) Are you too forgiving? Far too forgiving

38) How many children do you want? 2 or 3

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup. Gir shirts, Gir Jackets, and a necklace

40) Favorite breakfast meal? blueberry muffin

41) Do you own a gun? No

42) Ever thought you were in love? I have been and still somewhat am despite the fact the person had to leave and we lost touch

43) When was the last time you cried? i'd say it has been about a month

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Read fanfiction while playing pokemon heart gold

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? No idea

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? As far as i know i have not

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yup. In canada

48) Nicknames? Daniellie (my middle name is Danielle)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No. I don't even think i have seen one of those stores here

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes. There are two guys, my old best friend and my ex from a few years back; they tend to randomly run through my mind

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yeah. That is my lil' sis's nickname

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not really

57) Do you dye your hair? Not at this point in time, but i used to dye blonde streaks and latter i will have bright green ones

58) Does anyone like you? Not like-like, at least not that i know of

59) What year were you born? 1995

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. i used to, but i got rid of it

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? Not really

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? my daddy

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? A cute, sweet smile, spiky blonde hair, and glasses. The latter two of them need to go together always. i also like deep blue eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Not usually

67) Have you ever eaten paste? not that i'm aware of

68) Do you own a webcam? I think my laptop has one built in, but i'm not sure

69) Have you ever stripped? No!!!!! God no!!!!!

70) Ever broke a bone? Not that i'm aware of, but i'm starting to think my foot has a stress fracture.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope

73) Pringles or Lays Stacks? Lays!!! Pringles are gross compared to lays!! and i'm not just saying that because my dad works for fritolay. they really are better

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No, but i have had my heart broken

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? she's nice, but i haven't talked with her long enough to form a real opinion

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Not directly, but i could tell that's what they meant

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes. I can't remember where, but i know it is shaped like a heart

80) Do you own a car? Not yet

81) Can you cook? Kinda

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. People who pick on other just because they are different

2. Overly religious people who thik that only they can be right and if you don't agree with them then you are going to hell

3. ignorant people who think that violent video games or shows cause kids to be more violent, and therefore ban them

83) Do you text message often? Not really

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? On my chest, sholders, and arms. they are small, but they are there.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To get rid of my anxiety problems so i could start to look for someone to fall in love with (i won't even look right now because i don't want to embarrass myself infront of someone i love by having a panic attack infront of them

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? i'm starting to like them a bit) and have the courage to do a job interview so i can get a job and start making some real money

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship. Real, long-lasting, loving relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yeah. I shouldn't, but it's just soooo good

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I haven't even seen one

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes, but i keep them in a pencil box

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mama and daddy

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? either my mama or my lil' sis

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Mama

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Jonathan Paula (dude on youtube)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Christopher ( not going to put his last name to protect his privacy)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Another writter

100) Who was the last person that called you? My daddy

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
YouGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11

Result: Tomboy

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