hiya , this is Shannon here , i am a 13 year old from WALES!!

andi live in Ellesmere port but i go to school in Wrexham !!

i will tell u about ME =

i cant live without my

laptop

,music

,ipodey,

and of course my mates:)

i love twilight,harry potter, the black magician and much more books(and i mean MUCH MUCH MORE bookeys)!!

my favourite eva person in those books is of course SETH , go seth !!

he is SO cool , like come on he likes werewolves and likes vamps too u cant get a better man !!

i love Paramore, Greenday,oasis,wombats,iron and wine, and different music like that :0

i decided to get fan fiction becos my mate Sophia is writing and making me out to love MIKE , well she has it coming lol :) mahhahh (cough splutter)

the thing i love in a story is a lot of drama , i absolutly love it and romance (god i am such a hormonal girl)

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ii a soo bad at spelling and grammer so if u read any of my storys and see any please tell me in a email or review it would so help :)

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ok some random jokes

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

i went to la push washingtona and all i got was this stupid imprint :(

Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that’s why he always looks like he’s in pain.

what's the same about a plum and an elephant?
they're both grey, except the plum!

2009 Scenses
emmett cullen

job = looking sexy and embarrising coven of vampires to italy

age= 19 and a few 70 years

religion= vampiresim

DOB= which one?

familey= well its a coven

race= VAMPIRES , GO VAMPIRES ,GO VAMPIRES

WE BEAT YOU WEAK HUMAN, WE BEAT SHAPE MAN-WOLFIE/WEREWOLF/HUMAN THING

Carlise ="emmett i hope you are putting human infomation down ,not vampire INFOMATION , they are checking this"

emmett "dad for some odd reason, that dose not relate to the things u have said i need a new sheet"

carlise= #reads sheet #"on no"

emmett=#angel face#

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen (including me)

Okay, so there was this blond that wanted a haircut. So she goes too a hair cutter and says "I want a haircut."

The hair cutter says "Only if you take off your headphones." The blond replies "If I do, I will die," and walks out of the store.

So the blond and the hair cutter have that same conversation for a few more days. So when the blond comes in again, she asks for a haircut. The hair cutter replies again saying that she has to take off the headphones. Then she replies that she would die if she did.

So the hair cutter goes up to the blond and takes off her headphones. She dies.

When the hair cutter listens to what was playing from the headphones, she hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out"

Edward Cullens first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

If Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
Neither, Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and wouldn't have got on!

If the Voultri get there hands on the cullens by traping the on a alantic cruise and then put them in a room full of humans after weeks of starvation whoat do you think would happen?

nothing becouse dear alice would see them coming and there would be no humans becouse the voultri would have eat them all :D

THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN , IS THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE

What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was! (he read the mans mind)

Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them!

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

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if you read any of my storys and wasnt to ask or point out anythink then please review ir email me

you will go out in style xxx :p

aka SHANNON xxx =D