Well, I don't think I am a very good writer, but I may post up a story I have been working on to see what others think. If I don't do that I may post up stories that have actually happened to me to see if others find humour in it like I do. The main reason for getting this account is though so I can review, vote and favourite other people/author's stories!! So I'm not sure what to put down so I'm going to give some basic information about myself below!! It hopefully will tell you a little about my personality!! (The avatar I have is a pretty good description of me if I do say so myself, it took me about a year to finally get an account!!)

Facts about me:

Gender: Female

Hair: Brownish Blonde with blonde and brown highlights

Eyes: Hazel

Height: about 5'5

Country: Canada (hence the spelling of colour, favourite etc. so if I spell them weird my grade school teachers have done well :D )

Ummmmm I don't know what else to put...I feel like i am filling out a long questionnaire

Some Favourites:

Colours: Blue and Green

Animal: Rabbit (I know they are rodents but they are so cute)

Subjects: Math and Science (I can't even begin to imagine how much of a nerd that makes me sound)

Sport: Baseball to play and hockey to watch (what can I say I'm a Canadian through and through)

Things to do: be with friends, read (obviously), be with family, and camp

Seasons: Summer and Fall

Books: Twilight series, Maximum Ride series, I Want to go Home, The Uglies Series, The Mortal Instruments, Wicked Lovely and others I can't remember right now.

Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Andrew Clements, Eoin Colfer, James Patterson, Cassandra Clare

Movies: Twlight, Juno, Covenent, Goldmember, Surf's Up, and Happy Feet

Music: Three Days Grace, Taylor Swift, Hedley, Nickelback and many others

Things I Don't Like:

Horrible spelling (even though I don't spell very good)

Snakes, salamanders, leaches

Ticks (this is weird because I like other bugs hmm)

Snow when camping in May and July (it has happened)

People who think they are good but really aren't

People who are cocky

Chocolate ice cream, and chocolate pudding

Grape flavoured foods/drinks/medicine/candy unless it is actual grapes

When books just end and there is nothing left, and then there is no sequel or it doesn't come out for what seems like forever

My keyboard (it's loud and you have to hit the keys hard for them to type)

Doing hair (especially mine it is automatically straight and if you try to curl it, it just doesn't work)

Some Favourite Quotes/Sayings:

Don’t worry about what others think, because the people who care don’t matter, and the people who matter don’t care.

You were born an original, don’t die a copy.

People come and go, but imaginary friends they’ll never let you down.

Who cares what they think? They’re probably just jealous anyway.

The next time you open your mouth to judge someone: SHUT IT

HATERS thanks for making me the center of your world

You’re just jealous cause we act stupid in public & people still love us!!

Being normal is just crazy

Romeo save me!

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

GOOD friends will bail you out of jail, but BEST friends will be sitting next to you saying that was AWESOME!

My friends are the craziest idiots I know but I love them!

No boyfriend no problems...

It's too late for you and your white horse.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie Doll

Who d’ya think you’re callin a dumb blonde?!

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

Smile...it confuses people

Do not label me im not a soup can

Yeah I’m a loser but the coolest one you’ll ever meet

Best friends: they know how stupid you are and still choose to be in public with you

Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy, but I got friends who love me

When ever I think of the past it brings up so many memories

Ain't the brightest crayon in the box are we?
or
Ain' t the sharpest crayon in the box are we?

Silence is golden duck tape is silver. (Okay a funny story goes with this one. My old band teacher had a shirt that said this!! It was AWESOME)

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

I have Super Powers I just don't want to show you!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Haha... I don't get it...

It's okay Pluto I'm not a planet either.

I know you're probably thinking OH NO SHE DIDN'T! But I just so totally did

I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks to you.

Hey you two wingnuts don't swing the crocket mallets like banshies!! (said by my uncle to my brother and cousin)

Urban War Wound (said by my cousin while holding a bandaid that was huge...I think if you need a bandaid that big you need stitches haha)

Double Hammer Time (my brother holding two hammers)

Wow I am bored right now and don't know what else to put so possibly more up later. I wonder how many people actually read this?? I'm sure it was boring and you don't want to know all of that but oh well I typed it up and I am a slow typer so it is going to stay up for a while or until I think of something else to put up on it!!