NeverFaehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Mythology, and Elder Scroll series. notice that this profile is an attempt to update my writing, and not have to look at old works of mine that I no longer like. As such, some stories might be familiar, particularly monster house, when it gets up. I'm not stealing, I promise. Hello and welcome! Please leave a review if you like my stories, I like hearing from you! And yes, I do notice. gimme all the feedback This account will probably be focused on fandoms that don't have a big fanfiction representation... or crossovers. I love crossovers. I'm sure there's more to say, but I can edit this shit so until then this is all. |
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Narcissa Militant by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Narcissa is actually the source of the Malfoy family's wealth—and not because she inherited the Black fortune, either. She's an in-demand spy and assassin. But now she's retired, and intent on using all her skills to make sure her baby boy gets what he wants. If that's Harry Potter, then Harry Potter he shall have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,073 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
A Little More Comedy by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Consider the fanciful notion that Jimmy might have met Edgar rather than Nny, before things went all to Hell. Perhaps the world could offer us a little more comedy and a little less tragedy. Have Edgar, will AU. Slash, Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,035 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy - Complete
Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Permission to Castrate Please by PureWaterLily reviews
To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,371 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sakura H., Edward - Complete
Invisible Touch by Jubalii reviews
Scientific achievements, three decades, a man running out of time. How routine bloodwork changes the fate of an entire continent, from north to south.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016 - [Alexander, Integra] [Seras, Alucard]
Under the Pale Moon by nctolu reviews
Rin is a young, orphaned human, a servant in the manor of the great Inu Daiyokai clan; Sesshomaru is an arrogant yokai, son of the legendary Inu no Taisho, deprived of his birthright. A tale of two beings, separated by class and kind. AU. Rated T. (currently undergoing revisions)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Sesshōmaru, Rin]
Cocoa by storiewriter reviews
Bentley wakes up after an exposure session to blue stars on the sheets above him, and their considerable mountain of pillows gone. Transcendence AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Dipper P., OC - Complete
4 Succession by maroongrad reviews
Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,231 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 157 - Words: 143,662 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
All the Sinner Saints by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Jimmy and him, they're both artists, part of that elite caste of bright eyed visionaries who leave the streets red and naked and beautiful. Jimmy doesn't know what his story is, or exactly what he wants from this, but he does know one thing: some day, he'll see that fucker bleed. It'll be so romantic. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
An Ancient Artifact by Haberdashing reviews
Transcendence AU prompt fic. The prompt: "Someone has an "ancient Pre-Transcendence artefact". It's junk, but nobody else knows that."
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Dipper P. - Complete
The Scouring by LadyPhenyx reviews
It's been nearly forty years since The Transcendence changed the world. In Gravity Falls, things have mostly settled down, and life is good. Quite a few people outside Gravity Falls still aren't happy, though. And there's a certain Gravity Falls exile more than willing to help them achieve their goal - Namely, the undoing of The Transcendence - and their plans are finally ready.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Gideon G. - Complete
36 Weeks & Counting by BluBooThalassophile reviews
Rin's broke and she's come up with two options for a temporary second income. One: Sell her body, not appealing. Two: Sell her body out to him temporarily, not ideal. But bills need to be paid, food needs to be bought and her younger sister needed to be fed and clothed. It wasn't ideal for her either way. But the things you did for family and friends...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,269 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Sesshōmaru, Rin] - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15074 - Favs: 22,148 - Follows: 19,447 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why the Queen and the Pope should not be match Makers by doggydeath reviews
After the war that nearly destoryed England the Pope and the Queen have decided to take measure to be sure no more quarrels happen. They're solution? To be pricks and marry Seras and Anderson. Can this unlikely pair find peace in this clear crap pairing or will they're differences be too much to handle? After war (obviously) and Anders didn't die. M for later chapters maybe.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,285 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Alexander, Seras
Peripety by DramaDramaDrama reviews
"Heidi, a sickly pale girl of perhaps fifteen years, stands at the edge of the street, protected by the shadows. Her boyish body is barely covered by the dirty piece of yellow clothing that once was a dress." This is the story of the Volturi guard Heidi, or at least my interpretation of it. Rated M for violence, I suppose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Aro, Heidi, Jane - Complete
Invidia & Avarice by LittleRedBee reviews
Strangers, brothers and lovers, they've been all three. Envy & Greed drabbles (Brotherhood-verse).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Promises by reraimu reviews
Pepito was watching him, he was always watching him. He does it for Todd, Pepito keeps telling him, and Todd realizes this notion is bittersweet. Pepito/Squee. One-shot. Warnings: Bullying, Blood
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Pepito, Squee - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
3 Renewal by maroongrad reviews
Set after Abraham. Alucard must come to terms with the loss of his first master, and learn to bond to new ones, eventually including Arthur. Walter does show up. Rated T because of language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 71 - Words: 69,104 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alucard - Complete
Soulfully Convenient by The Celestial Anachronism reviews
Pepito sacrifices his time and dignity in order to protect Todd while he works at the local corner store, and finds a new way to preform his duties as the antichrist in the process.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Pepito, Squee - Complete
1 Awaken, Cold and Lonely by maroongrad reviews
In Dracula, his head was cut off and his heart stabbed. In Hellsing, Alucard is back, and more than a bit insane. This is my link-up between the stories; how Abraham and Alucard were joined. Enjoy. no, I don't own the characters. Wish I did!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Murder by Bytes by Kayasuri-n reviews
Don't try filing a false police report. Neither Detective Brenda Johnson, nor Officer Vahan Mewtwo Smith appreciate it. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mewtwo - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Vicodin no Jutsu by 19x reviews
Special jonin House takes on the case of a critically injured ANBU. But unraveling the shinobi's secrets may prove to be more dangerous than any of his team bargained for. - Naruto/House M.D. Crossover. COMPLETE
Crossover - Naruto & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., G. House - Complete
Chosen Fate by Kayasuri-n reviews
Brenda and Mewtwo are thrust into a case involving eight identical murders, and victims whose creation is enough to give Mewtwo nightmares. On the other hand, Brenda's being psychoanalyzed and she's not happy about it. Rated M for Murder. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,615 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Mewtwo - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Partnership by Kayasuri-n reviews
After the chaos of the past few weeks, Brenda and Mewtwo are working out the guidelines to their relationship. Oh, and investigate the dead guy found strangled in the sewers.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Mewtwo - Complete
World on Fire by Kayasuri-n reviews
Ever since Giovanni died, Team Rocket has been nothing more then a rather large gang. The only thing any of them can decide on is this: Detective Brenda Johnson and Mewtwo have to die. Rated M for language, violence, and murder. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,094 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Mewtwo - Complete
Jokulhaups by Kayasuri-n reviews
When the only way to win is to clear the board... Sword and Shield 'verse, M for murder, COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
Sword and Shield by Kayasuri-n reviews
Detective Brenda Johnson was looking for something suspicious when she entered the lab, not a connection between Team Rocket and gym leader Giovanni Rocketto. She certainly wasn't expecting Mewtwo. Rated M for Murder and other subjects. COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
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Illise reviews
They say your legacy is the story others will tell of you when you pass on; the imprint you make on the world is determined by what people make of you. Illise Yarrow has made quite the impression, on quite a lot of people.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 1/22/2018 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, J’Zhargo, Lucia
Monster house reviews
MOVED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT When the animal-loving Wren Jones accidentally takes Smile dog in, her life changes forever. What do you do when monsters want to stay? Includes most creepypasta characters, notably Jeff the killer, smile dog, BEN, and Eyeless Jack.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2014