Twenty-nine year old mother of three kids, all 4 years and under. It's great fun. Work two jobs, both from home, bar the odd meeting and the weekly 6 hour appearance I make. The arrangement is great - I have time to take all my kids to all their activities as well as honour my commitments to... fanfiction.

My job is a lot easier than I make it out to be, and I race to finish so that some of my 'work time' in my home office can be dedicated to the fandom. It's a sickness for me, I refuse to acknowledge its a problem for me and my family, and I refuse to compromise precious reading time!! As I write this there is probably a young child needing a hug.

An angst whore from way back, the heart-failier the better. I get pissed off when I find fantastic stories too early on in the making, because I'm impatient for updates and I tend to think about the storyline too much - when I should be doing the constructive things like... say, watching my kids, cleaning my house, cooking a nice meal for my husband.

No offence, but you Americans piss me off with your make-up-as-you-go language. Common errors throughout ff tell me that as a nation you believe that:

1. the past tense of drag is drug; 2. the word defiantly can be used in place of definitely; 3. misuse of words like too/two; stationery/stationary; 4. The phrase is 'I was sat' instead of just 'I sat' 5. overuse of the letter 'Z' - do you know why it's worth 10 points in scrabble? Because it is not a frequently used letter!!

Anyway, I love talking to new people, smart, like-minded Twilight addicts like myself so please feel free to find me and add me, wherever that may be!