Hiii guys! Whats up~ Well uh lets just get this thing started woo!

About me: I am 503 years old...yea lets go with that LOL!

I like FFVIII, Twilight, Shugo Chara, Vampire Knight and Harry Potter. I like jokes...uhh I am random lol. Like...I eat cookies Bitch better deal with it!

I like writing stories and planning to write as many as I want to! Cuz I can! Sha-bam!

Random jokes/quotes:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

Kevin Hart:

"STFU man STFU! Every time I come home the microwave is on High! FU! Than just leave...just leave."

"you gon win the fight but u aint gon hear tomorrow bitch!... blow the whistle in ya face bitch!"

"When a Asian man slaps his knees twice he is a assassin."

"Black Midget Bitch!"

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:

"I like bu- Oh you mean the president I am sorry!"

"A...c...flem.."

"Silence! I keel you!"

"Silence! Night..."

"You dont like Jews in your bar?! You racist bastard!"

"I think idiots live in Washington D.C." (Why?) "The Washington monument looks nothing like the guy." (Oh) "It looks like a tribute to Bil Clinton!"
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Well yaazzz lol

I plan on writing a FFVIII story and I am continuing my vampire knight story!

Favorite characters: Shiki, Kaname, Ikuto, Aidou, Squall, Zell, Edward, Cedric Diggory, Harry,and Hermione

Favorite songs: Right Round(FloRida) Poker Face, Love games, Just Dance, Paper Gangster(Lady GaGa) Halo, Hello, Diva(Beyonce) Gives you hell, Move Along(All American Rejects) Seasons of Love(RENT) Over It(Tiffany Affair) Hot N Cold(Katy Perry)Random Quotes from school:

Destiny: "Ew look at that big boy jumping around."

Me: Shouts, "Ooo Honey you to big for that!"

Jasmine: "Omg look at my new ring!"

Me: "Holy crap are you engadged!?"

Jasmine: "Maybe..."

Me: "I like cookies and cream!"

Tianna: "I feel sorry for you..."

Me: "Why??"

Tianna: "BECAUSE I LIKE COOKIES AND CREAM YOU SHALL DIE!!"
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My Oc in Vampire Knight:

My Oc's outfit in my FFVIII: