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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837349, Profile Updated: 08-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Rah! Spring cleaning... in the summer! Haha, season's :D

So, lets keep this short and simple. My name is Scarlett (I wish) It's actually Cindy, or Cj, but here I am Scarlett. So anywho, I'm Scarlett.

I love music, like most people. I'm a meat fanatic and I'm lazy as hell, so don't be surprised if it takes me a while to post things up. Ugh, I just started school, and already we're having tests. The test for Human Geography costs 85 dollars... I'm being charged to take a test that I'll probably fail +.+ Don't be surprised if I don't post anything in a while. I'm busy studying!


Stories on Fan Fiction:

Alice Visits a Physic: Completed. Kind of miscellaneous. This one was when I was still obsessed with Twilight.

April Fools: Complete. Also kinda miscellaneous. This one was for twilight.

Revenge as Sweet as Blood: Complete and for Twilight. Rosalie gets revenge, hence the title.

School Bites: I'm gonna start wrapping this story up.


Things That Make Me Feel Like A Fangirl:

Death Note: L equals love (and ice cream) Light is crazy like a fox, which i love. Misa-Misa is kind of a dumb--, and Near out thinks experienced C.I.A. members while playing with trucks [vroom] oh, and did i mention he has white hair? Matt makes me swoon and I like to think he and Mello are... Secret Looooooovers :D

Kodocha: Akito... Akito! I swear, Sana is on crack or something, but I love her raps, and I know the whole dance... I'm a nerd :P

The Host Club: This anime is one of the only shows that makes me laugh at words instead of death on T.V. ^^

Echo1317's Fruit Salad: Can't get enough of the stuff. :3

Eva's Army Pants: They're real! And they're on my best friend who's on my couch right now.. amd they saw action..!

DeviantArt: I decided I like looking at fanart more than I like reading it.

Air Force: I WILL fly, no matter what.


Quotes and Other Random SHiza:

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my heart. He said "No hablo ingles." ~Ronnie Shakes

You must stay drunk on writing so reality does not destroy you ~Ray Bradbury

Jesus: (making a family tree for his new book) Holy Shit! I just realized that Cylde is his own uncle!
Me: How did that happen?!
Jesus: I don't know...

Receptionist: You know you can't smoke in here.
Tyler: Why do you have an ashtray?
Receptionist: It's a bowl, it completes the room.
Tyler: I guess it was just here to tease me.

If you ask me, I'd say it's a great time to be alive. There's not even that much disease, considering we never wash! ~Villager, Fable 2

Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it.

(Pretends to shoot me while misquoting Surprise! And it's not even your birthday!) Happy birthday! And it's not even your birthday. ~Evelyn, the adorable niece.

What's a vagima? ~Issac, the adorable nephew

Pollo: Go suck a weenie!
Booboo: I don't have a weenie!

Shelly: Cindy, quick! Shove this down your pants!

Mr. Totten: You're in luck! I was too busy watching football to make seating charts!

Kristen: I want Walgreens!

Eva: (when playing a game in class) Pablo, go before I cheat!

That's why chicks dig you, man. They love this freaky, poetic crap. ~Aiden Hall, Remember Me

Bacon is squigly. ~Kristen

Mr. Totten: (on why he and Mr. Pearson wear class rings) We like to pretend we're Power Rangers.

You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class. ~Sharon McCarthy, P.S. I love you.

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CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Everything by RubyDust reviews
Mello is everything to Matt, so much so that he'd follow the blonde anywhere. MxM drabble
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Healthy, Upright, and Responsible by Dlvvanzor reviews
I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
One Hundred Snowflakes by Skoozyy reviews
100 one-shots of varying lengths. Centered around Yuki/Machi pairing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,882 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Yuki S., Machi K.
I'm on Top Tonight by The iPod Addict reviews
It's night and Mello and Matt are arguing about something... interesting. Can you guess what it is? What? No, it's not that! Pervert! Rated T: Implied sexual conversation. Dedicated to Matt on his birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Tender Little Mouse by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
Oneshot. What were Vincent's thoughts on Cynda as he was taking a walk for a while that one day in the novel? This is my take on it.
Look For Me By Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Vincent M. - Complete
Night by Rika Izayoi Wolf reviews
a poem dedicated to Nyx and the House of Night. It's Zoey who is prying to Nyx.
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Zoey R., Nyx - Complete
Dead Flowers by SteneMichele reviews
Rosalie was ruined. Rosalie was attacked, and destroyed in the middle of a barren street. But she is different now. Rosalie is a vampire, and it is her turn to bring fear to the eyes of her attackers. Yes, revenge is sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
20 ways: How to Make Jasper Give In by 20wayss reviews
Jasper seems like a pretty easy guy to annoy. Quiet, isolated, serious. But what if you go overboard? What if you annoy him so much, he decides to give up all he's worked for? Tragic, I know. WELL, in this list we'll show you how to make him do just that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haze by kenzimone reviews
He dreamt of her some times.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003 - [Steven H., Donna P.] - Complete
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Textbooks, Rulers, and BloodSucking Monsters reviews
When Renesmee attends school as a Freshman, She discovers it's not as stupid as she thought. She makes new friends, enemies, and has new experiences. But what happens when her secret is revealed in front of the entire school? T for safety. Some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Revenge as Sweet as Blood reviews
Gaurds! Gaurds?" He swallowed. "What- What do you want?" "I want you to suffer." She answered without hesitation. "Like you made me suffer." Rosalie's point of view as she gets her revenge on Royce. Eclipse spoiler Rated M for safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rosalie, Royce King II - Complete
April Fools! reviews
Everybody loves April First, day of jests and jokes. Especially Emmett Cullen. Everybody, that is, except the rest of the Cullens. Why? Cuz' Emmett's there!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Alice visits a Psychic reviews
Alice goes to the Psychic's to finnaly find out what it's like: Short story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete