jellinorhide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Bleach, Scrapped Princess, Eureka Seven, Prince of Tennis, Howl's Moving Castle, Naruto, Pandora Hearts, Final Fantasy XII, and Hellsing. I'm not particularly interesting, so I'm not going to waste your time by boring you with useless information about myself; like how my favourite colour is orange, and that I used to be super allergic to strawberries. But I'm definitely partial to reading and writing, and given that you're here of all places, it seems we at least have that in common. I suppose that my thing around here is pretty much limited to manga and anime (though this might change in the future, who knows?), and since I have plenty of cute little plot bunnies hopping around the multi-coloured paddocks of my mind, I humbly invite you along for the ride. I can't guarantee that my style will always be your cup of tea, but I promise to try my hardest to make even the really weird-looking stuff interesting. So please let me know how I do! Even you, anonymous-lurker-with-friendly-intentions-you, I value everyone's opinion equally. I'm always looking to improve my writing, and constructive criticism won't make me cry. Okay, maybe a little, but it also fires me up in a good way. Lastly, a well-deserved shout out to all the original authors and artists out there! You are amazing and totally talented, and I claim no ownership whatsoever to the fascinating worlds and pretty, pretty pictures I borrow for my stories. Thank you for producing such brilliant work! Don't ever stop. The Resident Works-in-Progress: Alphabet Crackers In this life and in the Next Of Mice, Men and Obstinate Arrows Unabridged |
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Mon Cœur S'ouvre à Ta Voix by Rebecca Pierce reviews
I would kill for you, make the sun go up for you, but I don't think you understand that what I'm trying to say is simply that I belong to you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,992 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rukia K., T. Hitsugaya
Beyond: A Tribute by Gold reviews
Set in a time when the boys have grown up and some have turned pro. Sometimes, all you have to call on are those invisible ties, stretching back to a time long past, but never forgotten.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,868 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Tezuka K., Atobe K.
The Wild Ones by nimruzir reviews
They are Silvan and they are dangerous. Travelling to Imladris on a mission for Thranduil, Legolas, or Taú, leads his group under the guise of a simple captain. Cultural differences and age-old prejudice will arise, and the Noldor's perception of the Silvan people will drastically change - but will it be for good or bad? Imladris prepares for uncouth wood-elves…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Legolas, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Remembering Winter by ichigosmoothie reviews
After Aizen abandoned Soul Society, Hinamori lost all memories of Hitsugaya. Years later, they meet again in the living world and fate took control in ways that neither one could have expected. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,848 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
To Fight Beside You by Vixen2004 reviews
“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007
Gemini by MatsuMama reviews
Of all the drinking stories in Soul Society, theirs are by far the best. A Ukitake/Shunsui melange - laughter, tears, love, loss...everything BUT yaoi. I MEAN it, this fic is HET ONLY. An homage to my favorite two captains. Dedicated to Wilder. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,145 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
My Kouhai, Your Kouhai by coffeelatte reviews
In what twisted world were teenagers allowed to traipse around, adding a '-sama' to the end of some silly boy's name? In what twisted, cruel reality did a self-pompous bastard call himself Ore-sama and get away with it-? Apparently, Ayaka noted, torn between dry humor and biting irritation, the very same world she existed in. AtobeOC.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Atobe K.
The Talent Tournament by Feyren reviews
Rikkai, Seigaku, Hyotei, and Shitenhouji host a talent tournament, because they're just that cool.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010
What Should Have Never Been Found by No.13 reviews
Due to circumstances, Tezuka is forced to make an after school trip to the house belonging to friends of his grandfather. Fuji accompanies him and they encounter something unexpected.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,451 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Origin Unknown by 1Yui reviews
A mother's pain, a father's sacrifice, a few things in between... with some twists...explores a theory of why the artist nin looks like the Royal Emo.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sai, Mikoto U. - Complete
Road Trip of madness by Ranger24 reviews
The Faction Leaders of the Horde and the Allaince are invited to Blizzcon but when an accident kills the Driver they're stuck trying to find their way across North America. Hilarity ensues.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,464 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Thrall, Varian Wrynn - Complete
Mismatched by fiesa reviews
Neji never gets used to his team. OneShot- Team Gai and the things that form bonds.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
Obito Watches by fiesa reviews
It's amazing how much Obito can see with only one eye. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ribbons Undone by calliope-love reviews
The truth is, Xerxes Break still sees the Sinclair girl everywhere he goes.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xerxes B., Sinclair - Complete
Fragments of a Dynasty by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
snippets of the Tudor Dynasty, starting from Margret Beaufort and up to Elizabeth I exploring possabilities of one of the most interesting Royal families
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 35,853 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Ready by Lomelindi reviews
The passing of power from father to son is never an easy one. Angst and some shameless warm-fuzzy moments for Oropher, Thranduil and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Doing It ANBU by Karanguni reviews
Rehabilitating Sasuke was supposed to be easier than fighting a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sai - Complete
Model Behaviour by Karanguni reviews
Allow me to define the world "office-mate" for you: it's a noun. Not a verb. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
An Odd Friendship by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Many people wondered why exactly it was that Kenpachi Zaraki and the Toshiro Hitsugaya got on so well. They still haven't got a clue. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/23/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Tales of the Magical Buchou by ZukaFujiZone reviews
Sailor Moon AU! A mysterious freshman :Echizen: appears at Seishun Academy, claiming he is Tezuka’s son. And just as the Rudolphians are about to dominate the world, drastic measures were taken. The Magical Buchou is on his way to save the planet! TeFu
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,459 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
Treading Icy Waters by windlily reviews
The board has been laid out. The pieces have been set and moved. The pawns are scattered across the floor, and Ichimaru's fingers are wrapped around a stark white bishop. "That's another check, little taichou." The game has only begun.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,218 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Pandemonium by X-parrot reviews
Today's lessons for the Yorozuya trio: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, don't count your chickens before they're hatched, and be careful when life seems too good to be true, because it might be a sign that everything is soon going to go very, very badly.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,998 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Gintoki S. - Complete
Cerebello Nervosa by Apple Snapple reviews
Momo-senpai always joked around, asking me, "Is tennis all you think about, Echizen?" I wonder what my senpai would say if I said yes.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - E. Ryoma
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Time InBetween by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
The time period between Rikkai's two matches with Seigaku was filled with Yukimura's plans for victory, Yagyuu's standoffishness, and Niou's desperate attempts to make someone change his mind.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Niou M., Yagyuu H. - Complete
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose by at-kb reviews
From almost the day of Rukia's adoption, Byakuya had taken it as a horrible, inevitable fact that she would someday marry Abarai Renji. No matter how much he wished this were not so. -potential Renji/Rukia, potential Ichigo/Rukia-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Of Rikkai by Frozen Obsidian reviews
Ten facts about each of the Rikkai Regulars. Final Chapter: Rikkai - They will win, because they are Rikkai, and that says it all.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Yukimura S., Kirihara A. - Complete
Gigai Exchange by koharu-pyon reviews
Rukia's extended stay in the real world takes a toll on her gigai. So she uses the opportunity to play a prank on Ichigo. Humor. Slight Ichigo x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,580 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
100 RanxGin Drabbles by Dragen Eyez reviews
100 themes in RanxGin drabbles. They're all vaguely connected, chronologically. Updated DAILY.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 49,676 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Alternate Reality by fiesa reviews
When Rin and Kakashi both were fifteen, they made a choice. It was easy. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Grapevine by xxkoffeexx reviews
In which an indirect confession erupts into a fullscale war. Never underestimate the power of gossip.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,060 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by incandescens reviews
In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kaien S., J. Ukitake - Complete
Pinnacle by kuramagal reviews
Like all good things, our world, the one we had together built around ourselves, had to end. We were at the top, the pinnacle, and from there we had nowhere to go but down. Perfect and Golden
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,418 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
Some Fall Softly by frozenpixie reviews
Set in the Turn Back the Pendulum years, the development of Yoruichi's relationship with Byakuya as they grow from children, to adults, to captains of the thirteen divisions, on the brink of a war which will set them on very different paths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,934 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S.
Swords, Sakura & Mayonnaise by keyascribe reviews
Moments from Edo. Shinsengumicentric. Ratings & level of HxO vary.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,680 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hijikata T., Okita S.
The Gods are Crazy by riyaaanu reviews
REVISED. In which everyone is a character from the Greek myth... which inevitably leads to crazy adventures and general insanity.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008
A Thousand Miles by snappleducated reviews
In which Larsa Solidor conducts himself with great dignity and poise. — LarsaPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
Parent Partners and Teenage Tauntrums by AngieWhite reviews
It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Yakuza by VioTanequil reviews
Yakuza. The word was supposed to strike fear into the everyday Japanese's heart. Keyword: supposed. Ise Nanao blinked. This was completely not what she had expected. AU fic. Pairings to be decided. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Loyalties by The Wandering Pen reviews
Bakumatsu time period. Okita goes on a solo mission to save the adopted son of Lord Matsudaira.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Okita - Complete
Guardian's Guardian by Dragoncl reviews
Even heavenly guardians need help from time to time. A look at Hitsugaya's and Matsumoto's relationship from their first meeting to the end. Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,488 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Rikkai Days by pull harder reviews
030/100 / Entry: Ah. Niou-senpai. Should have known.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 12,444 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Marui B., Kirihara A.
Ouran Academy Guest Lecturers Series by peroxidepest17 reviews
Famous Guest lecturers from all over Japan and beyond come to speak to the esteemed staff and student body of Ouran High School
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
About Fuji by Morelen reviews
Fuji – as seen through the eyes of the Seigaku Regulars. Suggested TezuFuji, InuiKai. Please R&R!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Smile For Me Soon by hungrytiger11 reviews
His grumpy faces were kinda cute, but Ino bet his smile was even better. Shika/Ino
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Konoha 11: A Farewell by Nate Grey reviews
Any ninja can die. But only the rookies can do it in style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pact by doneandmoredone reviews
Apparently the secret to Seigaku’s success lies in mayhem on the beach, so Hyotei decides to go on a little beach adventure of their own, and invites Rikkaidai along as well.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Atobe K. - Complete
After War by Renji's Girll reviews
After the Winter War, Rangiku attempts to get answers from a traitorous Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,278 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
All The Small Things by The Talentless Hack reviews
A collection of drabbles set in the “Captain Mis” universe. Up: 32. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better; 33. Memento; 34. Sexy; 35. Back to the Drawing Board; and 36. Ten More.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 23,729 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Saitou
Time by mellish reviews
Someday, Haruhi knows, she will walk into that room, and it will smell of dust instead of flowers. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Young Killers by AngieWhite reviews
Sasori and Kisame deal with their partners' teenage tauntrums.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Meet The Family by Kalachuchi reviews
Ichigo learned that if you want to win a girl's heart, you have to court her family first. Unfortunately, the Kuchiki clan is not your usual family. And like hell, they're going to give her up to someone like him. AU, IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Knots, Ties and Tides by Mariagoner reviews
When Ashe asks Penelo to make a sacrifice for Dalmasca's sake, she had no idea that this was what her Queen had in mind... Features Penelo, Ashe, Larsa, LarsaXPenelo, somewhat.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,621 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Larsa, Penelo
Lieutenant by Fanwoman reviews
My attempt to answer the question "How did Hitsugaya end up with Matsumoto as his lieutenant?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
casualties optional by smartalker reviews
And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Disappearance by Doctor Faustus reviews
5 years ago, Fuji Syuusuke vanished from the real world. Later, an embittered Fuji Yuuta seeks out the man who might have been closest to Fuji’s thoughts in an effort to uncover the truth about his disappearance. ::Tezuka/Fuji:: Request: Rabbit Dreaming
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
POT Kirihara Style by clockwork crow reviews
Starting from Kirihara's entry to Rikkaidai. . .because Ryoma isn't the only prince around. [Kiricentric, Rikkaicentric]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kirihara A.
Death to Mary Sue! by kaotic312 reviews
Title pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Merry Rikkai Christmas by Sandileina reviews
Christmas with Rikkai, along with some random little moments that mean so much and absolutely nothing at the same time. CRACK, I warn you now!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Giving Up and Moving On by Kilonji reviews
Do you think you're the only person who had to let go of something they wanted with their whole heart? Get over yourself!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,511 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Renji A., Tatsuki A. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Lunarangel's Dark Flame reviews
Hitsugaya and the others return to Soul Society to prepare for Aizen’s next move. Once he’s come back, he meets up with Hinamori, but things will never be the same between them again. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Penny by Vixen2004 reviews
What makes a girl a woman? A metal thong? A fuchsia mini skirt? What am I missing? Why does everyone view me as the official kid? ... Maybe it's the pigtails. Penelo Centric
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Penelo, Ashe - Complete
The Shinigami Captains of Tennis by keyascribe reviews
Into every shinigami's life a little tennis must fall. A oneshot BleachTeniPuri crossover.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007
Watching by Maxine-san reviews
The day Yukimura collapses is the day the idea for the switch is born. A D1 fic [NiouYagyuu] that mostly concentrates on taking a different look at things from Yagyuu's POV. Finished!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Yagyuu H., Niou M. - Complete
Shadows and Shades by meruhen reviews
It's more than just living in a world without color. hints of YanagiSanada
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Yanagi R., Sanada G. - Complete
Switching by meruhen reviews
Yukimura and Tezuka switch teams for a week.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Yukimura S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Viz Translations by Lieyan reviews
Crack. Hyoutei and Seigaku have their dialogue restricted by Viz LLC. for a day. See how they handle it.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007
this corner of the room by Senzafine reviews
A corner of a classroom is not the same as the corner of a tennis court. Here, they're not just teammates, but friends. A series of oneshots exploring the friendship between Eiji and Fuji and what it means to grow up, both off and on the courts.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,914 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fuji S., Kikumaru E.
Out of Hand by JustSonya reviews
When things get out of hand, Tachibana and Sanada retreat to regroup.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sanada G., Tachibana K. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Loose Ends by Silver Matter reviews
OneShot, FutureFic: During a brief moment of peace in Soul Society, a fully recovered Hinamori comes face to face with Hitsugaya, and wonders where everything went wrong.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
White Peaches by vieiraa3 reviews
A realtively short multichapter story on the pairing of Hitsugaya Toushirou and Hinamori Momo. Romance, Drama, and Slight Humor genres with a general warning of T, just to be safe. No flamers, please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,605 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
A PoTty Dish: How To Catch A Sanada by Gold reviews
SanaYuki, with random other people barging in. Set after the boys have graduated from high school and gone on to bigger and better things like pro tennis. Sanada and Yukimura let us into their heads. The peanut gallery tags along for the ride.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Yukimura S., Sanada G. - Complete
Hyotei and the Happy Panda by EllipsesBandit reviews
Ohtori's plan to win over Shishido involves roller coasters, funnel cakes, and the rest of the Hyotei regulars. Jirou thinks it's a good idea. You should too. Silver Pair, AtoJi, OshiGaku
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Otori C., Shishido R.
Love Lessons by Anthea Rose reviews
When her dream of wedding night bliss goes up in flames, Sophie learns what problems come from marrying a man with the heart of a child. A sensual story to add a little variety beyond the fluffy fairy tale.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,319 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Just Add Alcohol by Maxine-san reviews
Fuji started it. Everyone else is just there for the ride. Except Tezuka, because nobody invited him. Features almost every character in the Senbatsu arch! Finished!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
When I Come Back to You by FallingSilver reviews
It’s been five years since Ryoma entered the U.S. Open and shocked the world with his talent. When he finally returns to Japan, he finds more than a few surprises waiting for him. [Lots of pairings.] Ch. 25: The ending, plus an epilogue.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,375 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Don't Kill Me! by aikoh reviews
You know the world is crazy when Sakuno, Eiji, and Kaidoh are coincidently locked in a classroom. Just how are these three totally different people clash with each other? LONG ONE SHOT
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Souji Eats a Watermelon by Veleda reviews
The title describes the plot most accurately. The idea was only supposed to be a joke, but I ran with it.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2005
A Tale of Two Tezukas by Aishuu reviews
The Tezuka family has always been a bit strange, but adding Tezuka Kunimitsu to the mix is even more trouble - especially when Tezuka's friends get involved.
Crossover - Here is Greenwood & Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Tezuka K. - Complete
Rikkai no Shiikugakari by MorphailEffect reviews
A Rika the BreederTeniPuri fusion fic, I think is the term... The "gentleman" of Rikkai isn't himself today, all because of a twisted dream he recently had. A concerned team captain fishes for details.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2004
The Case of the Missing Panties by Le Penguin reviews
(OR, How Sanada Got His Groove Back) Yukimura's panties have gone missing, and it's up to Sanada to find them.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2004
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Alphabet Crackers reviews
The Rikkai Kings as seen through the alphabet. A is for Akaya, B is for Buchou says, C is for Conditioned, D is for Déjà vu, E is for Engrish, F is for Friend, G is for Genius, H is for Hair, I is for Initiation, J is for Jelly, K is for Kaida-sensei, L is for Line-up, M is for Mannerisms, N is for Nurture, O is for Old Boys, P is for Protégé, [...,] Y is for the Yukimura Zone.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,050 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sanada G., Yanagi R., Yukimura S., Rikkaidai
Final Fantasy XII: Tropes & Idioms reviews
As the title suggests, Final Fantasy XII seen through a number of literary tropes and idioms. Five-Man Band... That Are Seven: "The Five-Man Band is a group of characters whose members fall into archetypes which all complement each other. They are very a very specific team with skills that contribute to the group in a unique way." Yeah, right.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Fran, Larsa, Penelo, Vaan
Clothes Make the Vampire reviews
It's the night before a very important mission. Alucard and Pip are being themselves, and Integra is not amused. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Pip, Walter - Complete
Maybe You're Not So Bad After All reviews
The National Tournament is over. Akaya sulks, and An slowly warms up to the idea of her arch-nemesis as an actual human being. Sequel (of sorts) to What I Like About You. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Kirihara A., Tachibana A. - Complete
Tick, Tock, Goes the Clock reviews
Home to my Pandora Hearts one-shots. Knight-In-Training: Before Xerxes Break, there was Kevin Regnard. Before the knight, there was a boy.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven, Sharon R., Xerxes B.
The Clownfish and the Anemone reviews
Dominic and Anemone captured in a series of mostly unrelated snapshots. [Ideal Type.] "…ideal boyfriend?" she repeats, incredulously. AU fluff.
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Anemone, Dominic, Eureka, Renton
House of Fuji reviews
A collection of mostly unrelated stories about the two Fuji, and the bonds that keep them together and apart. "The Conspiracy – part 2.5": The REAL brains behind the operation are finally revealed!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Fuji S., Fuji Y.
Like Family reviews
"You see that?" Kiba grins and points to his own cheek. "We're the same, now. Sort of." Team 8 one-shot, starring Hinata and Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
What I Like About You reviews
Jackal realizes the moment Akaya sets his eyes on her that this girl is trouble. KiriAn one-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Kirihara A., Kuwabara J., Tachibana A. - Complete
Unabridged reviews
Team Minato grew up in the shadow of conflict, coming of age during the Third Shinobi World War. They weren't up for the challenge, but that never stopped them from trying – and two years on, they are still fighting and dying and saving each other the best that they can. Kannabi Bridge wasn't supposed to be their last mission together. But it was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Memories of Everybody reviews
Fine grains of truth and make-believe, it is the stuff of dreams and nightmares. Bleach-universe character drabbles. [Oomaeda Marechiyo — Captain, My Captain.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011
Human Intelligence reviews
She supposes that this makes him "her" human, though she is still undecided on whether it is something very nice or just extremely tragic. But it's crucial that she knows exactly what to expect from herself should something go horribly, horribly wrong on the actual night and her plan not to let her target even touch her go down in jet-black Amaterasu flames. NejiTen one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sensei's Getting Married! reviews
"—and now you three know about it, too," finished Namikaze Minato kindly, pausing for a moment to better eye the chunnin trio lined up in front of him, Obito and Kakashi with Rin wedged between them, before breaking out in a sunny grin. "Any questions?" One shot, starring Team Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Candid Obscura reviews
The one in which the Seigaku Regulars crash Fuji's photography exhibition and end up getting a whole lot more than they had bargained for. But as the saying goes, everything is fun and games and GREAT-O! until someone is left with the burger bill and Inui Juice. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Fuji S., Kikumaru E., Oishi S., Seigaku - Complete
Deserving reviews
"Rikkai Dai Fuzoku—" The stadium has fallen completely silent, and even that wild boy from Shitenhouji has stopped flailing about, "—please, collect your award." Yukimura-centric one-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sanada G., Yanagi R., Yukimura S., Rikkaidai - Complete
Because This Is Rikkai Dai reviews
Not another word was spoken, because there, practically floating down the last few steps and through the metal gates, immaculately clad in Rikkai Dai yellow was their much missed and much talked-about captain. Yukimura Seiichi, age fourteen and already known nationwide as the demonic Child of God, was proudly striding towards them, a predatory smile gracing his lips. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sanada G., Yanagi R., Yukimura S., Rikkaidai - Complete
In this life and in the next reviews
[UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION] They say that difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer, but what the soul has once known it shall never forget. Hinamori Momo waits and waits and waits, and is finally rewarded. HinaHitsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Seiichi, Stop Pacing reviews
The Child of God is unusually godly, The Emperor has a Moment and The Master suffers a minor bout of identity crisis, all because everyone's favourite kouhai runs a bit late.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Kirihara A., Sanada G., Yanagi R., Yukimura S. - Complete
Smile reviews
About a boy and a girl. "You're sweet," she smiled as his face flushed pink. "But you're still a jock." One-shot, done a bit differently.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Heartless & Whole reviews
A heart was indeed a heavy burden, thought Howl to himself as he gently tucked a stray lock of silver hair behind her ear, his hand lingering on her soft skin just a moment longer than was strictly necessary. But he hadn't been Madame Suliman's greatest pupil for nothing. He would learn. One-shot.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Acknowledgement reviews
Despite the somewhat sinister implication of it all, Fuji decided that the knowledge that Echizen now considered him a real threat at least made the sting of defeat a little more bearable. One-shot, set after Fuji's epic match against Shiraishi.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S., Seigaku - Complete
Of Mice, Men and Obstinate Arrows reviews
Winia pines for Chris who sort of really objects to Leo who is head over heels in love with Pacifica who teases "Zefi" who ends up confiding in Eirote who can't seem to take her mind off of Dennis who totally misunderstands the hints made by Fafal who is overly-protective of Chris who doesn't know how to feel or what to do. And that is just the beginning.
Scrapped Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Nine Hundred and Five reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya already saved her once to honour a deathbed promise, and nearly half a century he is tasked with saving her again. But this time, he honours not an oath but a kinship: Kuchiki Rukia cannot be allowed to die. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Jan—Ken—Pon—Zanpakutou? reviews
The one in which Yoruichi gets her own way, and Twelfth Division gets a captain. Everybody wins... almost. One-shot, set prior to the "Turn Back the Pendulum" mini-series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Of Crashes, Thuds and One Very Big Boom reviews
Ichigo and the gang pay Orihime a surprise visit, and things could only ever go from bad to worse. So just a friendly word of advice: don't invite bored Shinigami into your home and never, ever under any circumstances eat Orihime's cooking. Not even captains go safe... One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., Renji A. - Complete