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The Ultimate X-Men Nerd

Name: Sarah

Age: Two Billion Forty-Seven

School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Favorite Music: Honestly, anything

My Ever Growing List of Favorite Books: Twilight Saga, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Most stuff by Meg Cabot, Inkheart Trilogy,The Sister's Grimm, Inheritance Cycle, The Bible, Left Behind, Vampire Academy, Women's Murders Club, House of Night, The Vampire Diaries, Fablehaven, Song of the Lioness, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Bone, The Redwall Series, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, May Bird, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Vampirates, Vampire Knight Manga, Cirque du Freak, The Mortal Instruments, The Adventures of Jacky Faber, Lord of the Rings, Evil Genius, The Reformened Vampire Support Group, Sookie Stackhouse Novels, A Song of Ice and Fire, Mercy Thompson Novels, Dark Swan series, Hunger Games

Favorite Movies: Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribean, Back to the Future, Batman, Spider-man (old and new), 10 Things I Hate About You, Indiana Jones

Favorite TV Shows: X-Men: Evolution, Criminal Minds, True Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Community, Parks and Recreations, Doctor Who, Supernatural

Thanks for checking out my profile.

It's been so long since I've used this site. It's good to know that people still use it and post their fanfictions. I remember how much I love this site. I hope the next generation loves it too.

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Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 2/1/2009
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Medallion by Phoenix Princess555 reviews
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me... A mysterious blackout leads the x-men to a port where rumors of the Black Pearl reside. Romy Jott Kiotr and some Ororo/Jack.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Beautiful Mind of Katherine Pryde by Kinetically Charmed reviews
Story told through Kitty's online diary, an interesting peek into her weird mind.-Kiotr,Romy,Jottma. Rogue has started her own blog now. She's such a copy cat. "The Brilliant Mind of Rogue", seriously. I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but come on...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 125 - Words: 253,912 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus - Complete
A Light That Never Goes Out by Goldylokz reviews
Third in Nine to Five series - Tensions run high at the Institute with teammates & allies at each others throats preparing for the Apocalypse: a battle they know little about other than it will happen soon. Will they be ready? Romy, Jonda, Kiotr
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,888 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] Pyro, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
Intersecting Circles by paganaidd reviews
For several years, omens at Winding Circle have been strange. For the past three years, there has been peace among the Four Nations. Aang has been uneasy, and the rest are getting bored. Time for a little explore. Not my worlds, or characters.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009
Keeping my Distance by moonstone-91 reviews
Diary entries from Rogue to the Psychiastrist. "Dear Jean,I am pre-emptively stating that you are not, under any circumstances, to analyze the following statement:I am in like." RxR
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dripping Seconds by Synesti reviews
As retaliation from an event in Henry's childhood, Maggie is captured as leverage for Henry and his parents. The catch: They have three days to find her, as the kidnappers aren't interested in keeping Maggie alive. Definite Jaggie. Rated T to be safe.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,039 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Maggie W., Jasper B. - Complete
Company of the Universals by Darling Summers reviews
Three years after Connie defeats Kullervo, the Company of the Universals has grown. But Kullervo’s supporters have also grown, and their leader has learned from Kullervo’s mistake. All recognizable content belongs to Julia Golding.
Companions Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,440 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
MOTC: Dead Man's Chest by Rogue238 reviews
This is the Evotised version of Disney's Pirate of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and the sequel to Mutants of the Caribbean! A bunch more fun! Rated T for a reason, folks! R&R please! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Superheroes by abrokencastiel reviews
Sequel to Copycat. Young girls are going missing in Atlanta, Georgia. Something very strange is going on and the team will need to use all of their reasources to figure it out. But with Reid still recovering, will they be able to solve the case in time?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
From the Shadows by Black Queen reviews
Post DoR; Magneto's Acolytes rescue the captured mutants from Area 51, and lives are forever changed as hearts are forever intertwined
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 289,654 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Profilers and Agents by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
Gibbs is having trouble with a case, a very tough case. Vance decides its time to step in and he calls the BAU. The team has a hard time getting along with Gibbs and his agents but can they put aside differences in time to stop a psycho from killing again
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
The Stupid School Project by MorriganFearn reviews
Marie Alder, Rogue Writer, and St. John Allerdyce want to complete their English project in style. They're going to write about their friends as superheroes. But if they uncover something painful? Do they write about it, or let things go? Powerless AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,914 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2004
The Junior Profiler by MissdaVinci77 reviews
It is Spencer Reid's first case in the BAU, and it is a tough one. How will the team respond and how will Spencer earn their trust? Will he ever show the skeptical team that he is a valuable member to their team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - S. Reid
Mind of a Murderer by MissdaVinci77 reviews
Grissom and his team need help to catch a serial killer and who do they call? The BAU of course. I own neither CSI nor Criminal Minds. Rated T for violence. REVIEW PLEASE!
Crossover - CSI & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Nick S., S. Reid
Allegro by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
What are the chances of sitting beside that ridiculously good-looking guy on that ridiculously long flight? Between him and all of those strange occurrences in town, Bella doesn't know if she'll be able to leave at the end of her exchange. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
A New Hope by Teh-Pyro-N-Bubbles reviews
Twilight/X-men crossover. Pre-Twilight. Jasper finds a small child in the forest and takes her into his care. Little does he know that a scientist is looking for her, and someone from his own past is going to come back.
Crossover - X-Men & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,229 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Remy L./Gambit, Jasper - Complete
We Probably Should Have Locked the Door by Chellerbelle reviews
Sequel to "I Mock Your Shiny Toothpicks". First chapter recaps previous stories for those who couldn't be bothered re reading them. What happens when Gambit and Marrow are reunited? Can they stop the Purifiers? And will Gambit ever propose to Rogue?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,103 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Gambit, Rogue] - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
101 Ways to Torture Bayville by silly51366507 reviews
Just some random drabbles of the annoying things that happen in Bayville, when you aren't looking... Most stories are about Rogue or Wolverine. Please, R&R. Chapter 12 UP: Rain Pineapples.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009
Tempest by soulstress reviews
What started as an ordinary day becomes a week they will never forget. Hellfire seem to be after Lance, but the question is why? In finding the answer, the Xmen, B'hood and Acolytes all get swept up in the storm as they fight to save the world...again!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,865 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Avalanche/Lance A., Rogue/Anna Marie
The Fear After the Fall by tfobmv18 reviews
The X-men treat Rogue differently after the fall of Apocalypse. Wanda starts to regain her memories. This story will take a look at what would happen and where they would go if they ever left. Main characters are Rogue, Wanda, Jamie, John and Remy. R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Road to Tomorrow by DancingtilSunset reviews
Takes place a year after Apocalypse is defeated. Someone is kidnapping mutants. How will Rogue, the newly joined Remy, and the xmen handle this new enemy bent on experimenting on them. ROMY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,427 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Blades of Glory by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Bella,Rosalie,and Alice are skaters with a fiery hate for hockey players. When the rink they train at is forced to rent the ice to a hockey team, the girls are willing to try and be civil. But are they willing to lose their hearts in the process? AH,AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Just Another Day by Wanda W reviews
An AU ROMY where Remy's come to the mansion and is attending Bayville with the X-kids without having kidnapped Rogue, etc. What might happen early on after his arrival if he saw this happening to Rogue? Things unfold from there in a big way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,637 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Choices We Make by Melissa Black13 reviews
AU. A young thief named Remy Lebeau's powers manifest in New Orleans and Professor Xavier sends Rogue and Storm to recruit him to join the X-Men. His family, however, is not so willing to let him go. NOT part of the Romy Chronicles. Please review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
The Hexannual Cullen Games! by ByHookOrByCrook reviews
Now on Hiatus. One of those bad humor and randomness stories, but with, yes, wait for it- a plot! Involves fast cars, jets, submarines, Volterra, hostages, police, and a worldwide chase. I no longer write Twilight, but I will come back to this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Missing Ryder by StArZiLL reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Rogue Bride by Rogue238 reviews
Tagfic by Rogue238 and Cat2Fat900! All consuming insanity awaits in this evotized version of The Princess Bride. Four Directors! Rated T to be safe. Please Read and Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Misfit Chronicles by Red Witch reviews
Fic #300! X-Men Evo/GI Joe crossover! What happens to the former members of the Brotherhood after 'Parallel Lives? Definitely not your average mutants on a military base fic! R&R the complete fic and see what all the insanity is about!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 203,116 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete