Hail!

You must have come here to read about me. Therefore, I presume you have enough freetime to waste your time reading my bio rather than stories. On this same presumption, I'd like you to imagine what you could be doing with this freetime. You could be curing cancer! Or saving the world! Or reading Lord of the Rings rather than just assuming the movies said it all!

Go! Go off and create!

For those of you who are still reading, my very short, boring bio follows.

While my name is not Kat, I prefer to be called by it. I am a great fan of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy (not Crystal Chronicles, the storyline was horrible), Matrix, Neverwinter Nights (best game ever), EverQuest (most addicting game ever), WarCraft, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (bring a towel), Anime, Manga, and other various things that are running from my memory right now.

In the realm of EverQuest, I play on the Erollisi Marr server as a 65 Wood Elf Druid named Katanya Padfoot. However, I am currently taking a large break, as I am quite burnt out on the game; I also have some real life issues going on that take up most of my time.

No, "Padfoot" does not relate to Sirius Black in the realm of Harry Potter. My druid's surname was spawned from spending a score of levels in wolf-form. For those of you out there who do not read as much as you obviously should, a "score" is twenty. A "surname" is a last name.

I dislike bright colors, people WHO RandOMLY CapITAlize THINGS, people who don't know what "spell-checker" is, and spending all night doing homework.

Yes, I do accept bribes of FanArt to get a character you've made into one of my stories. Maybe. Depending on the story. And the character you want to squeeze in. Did I mention FanArt is neat? Especially Anime...tries to look innocent

Now take a deep breath, and let's take a look at what I'm currently writing (be sure to let that breath out- no need for you to pass out before reading my fanfics).

To Outdo a Mary Sue- Nytelilly Potter is the most beautiful, intelligent, and talented girl in all of the Wizarding world. She is also the worst Mary Sue ever to...grace...the world of J.K.Rowling. Suffer along with the Canon characters as they attempt to deal with this Sue in any way that they can. Authorized spin-off of "Master Suelove" written by Meir Brin. In Progress

Better to be Ignored- See Harry Potter become the fourth Hogwarts champion through the eyes of a normal, jealous student. Authorized spin-off of "One in Five Billion" written by Rurouni Star. Completed

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

The Bowl of Petunias-Another version of thestory of why the Bowl of Petunias thought "Oh no, not again" before crashing into the planet Magrathea- and if you have no idea what any of that just said, go read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And don't forget your towel. Completed