Description of what love is-

Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous, love does not brag and is not arrogant. It does not act unbecomingly and is not provoked, does not take account of a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things.

W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d

T w o L e g s T o W a l k

T w o E y e s T o S e e

T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n

B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?

B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e

W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d

(I recently found the above on someone else's profile and felt it was worth sharing.)

Things I Dislike in fanfiction:
People that stop or remove stories simply because they are getting no reviews or bad reviews. If you are writing simply to get good reviews, you are doing this for the WRONG reason. Fanfiction is not about what people say about it. It is about are people reading it. You cannot tell if a story is liked until the 4th or 5th chapter and you keep getting hits on the new additions. Even then, 99 of readers will not review your work. If they read it, that is the measure of your success. Not what they send back to you in a review.

Now i'm not sorry for this, but i have certain things that need to be said.

1)The Yondaime Hokage's name is Namikaze Minato and his wife was Uzumaki Kushina. I understand that Kazama Arashi was commonly used before the real name was released so that's ok. BUT, if you know his name is Namikaze Minato, yet you write a new story using Arashi, that to me is just disrespectul to Naruto and his Father. You have a right to use what you feel like, but you're wrong.

2) Jutsu names should NOT be in English. There are hundreds of English to Japanese romaji translators online. If the English you enter to be translated doesn't work, you probably didn't put it one word at a time. My translator is http/www.dicts.info/2/english-japanese_romaji.php. Enter words one at a time here and you'll have a fully translated jutsu name in seconds.

3) Sannin is not a rank of a jutsu, skill level or a shinobi. You can have E, D, C, B, A, S (A.K.A Kage level) ranked jutsu. Sannin means three nin. Also, Ero-sennin (which literally translated means "Erotic Hermit") is Jiraiya's nickname, not Ero-sannin ("Erotic three people")

Sannin means (repeat after me) three ninja, Tsunade, Jiraya and Orochimaru were given the title of "Densetsu no Sanin" by Hanzo of the Salamanders.

Densetsu no Sanin = the three ninja of lengend.

Here are some things I agree on:

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Sasuke rant:

Come on Naruto! Now I'm going to ask Naruto a few questions:

Me: Did Sasuke betray Konoha?

Naruto: But...

Me: Just answer the question. DID Sasuke BETRAY KONOHA?

Naruto: Yes...

Me: And what is the punishment for traitors?

Naruto: But he doesn't want to hurt Konoha!

Me: I could argue against that, but just answer the question.

Naruto: But!

Me: Fine, I'll anwer it for you. The punishment is always death. Now Sasuke is a traitor, so why should he get anything less than the death penalty?

Naruto: He's my friend! He wouldn't end up really hurting us.

Me: Rediculous. Even if you don't count the time when you infiltrated Orochimaru's hideout and he almost killed you, judging he shoved a chidori in your chest in the valley of the end he isn't too concerned with your life.

Naruto: But he didn't kill me and he could have!

Me: He didn't kill you because he didn't want to take the same route of power Itachi did, not because he particularly cared about you. Anyways, do you know how selfish you sound?

Naruto: What?

Me: Do you think the Hokage can pardon a traitor just because the traitor is their friend? That's not how it works.

Naruto: ...

Me: If you can't except this, you cannot be the Hokage. Your own personal desires must be put second after the needs of the village. Sasuke is a traitor. Whether he WAS your friend or not is immaterial. What matters to you more? Saving Sasuke, or becoming Hokage?

Naruto: How can I become Hokage if I can't even save my best friend?

Me: You know, maybe you should be put to death, for wanting to help that traitor. I'm done with this discussion. It's like banging my head against a brick wall. Jeesh.

Yeah, that sums up my feelings towards that subjeect.

I'm Sorry!

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A Naruto wiki hosted by Wikia-dot-com. An good reference for the Narutouniverse that I prefer over Wikipedia's Naruto entry.

is a good reference on creatures from Japanese mythology and folklore.

is a list of Japanese names and their meanings.