Hi! It's me, Bitebella! Here are some interesting facts (or, you know, you could just skip this and read my stories... and review... XD)

Favorite musicals/ musical movies: Sweeney Todd, Rent

REVIEW! It makes me happy. Seriously.

Um... what else do you want to know? Stalkers.

Me: liberal hippie vegetarian somewhere in CA. I do debate, so a lot of the time I talk fast and argue with people. Teehee :D

So, I know all my fanfiction is Twilight fanfiction. This is due to the fact that for a long time I was obsessed with Twilight. Now, not so much. I wrote an essay for school on how the series is anti-feminist, and it really made me realize: 1) how sexist the book truly is, and 2) just how crappy it is. Yes, I think it's crappy now. This is a big change from before, and one of the reasons that I have not been updating- last time I promised an update I said it would be once finals are over. Now finals are upon me once again. So I will update. Just not... yet. And the stories might go in completely different directions. And there will be no new Twilight fanfictions from me; I'm going to start writing Harry Potter and Rent! fanfiction.

See ya!

Awesome HP email friend sent me:

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are 'covered in bees'.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. 'I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name' is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, 'I told you I was hardcore'.

8. I will stop referring to showering as 'giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful'.

9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.

10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

13. Seamus Finnegan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'.

14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as 'bookends'.

15. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.

16. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall

17. Or anywhere else for that matter.

18. I will not shave Mrs. Norris.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as 'bookends'.

20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

21. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.

32. I will not kiss Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

36. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37. I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.

38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.

39. Asking 'How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?' and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ent wives.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make 'Love Potion Number Nine'.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

52. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.

53. Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.

54. I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying 'Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father'.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as 'Veela Pheremones'.

56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as 'the Tremere chantry'.

57. The Malfoys are not Draka.

58. Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.

59. Richard Upton Pickman did not paint The Fat Lady.

60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.