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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Wussup pplz? I'm Chinese Clown. Of course, Thats not my real name. Duh. What kind of evil parent names their kid that?

And sadly, I am not Chinese, Or a clown :( I'm not old enough to be a clown. Dangit. Now, More about me.

Gender: Guy

Age: 50! haha not really. Somewhere between 13 and 17. Like I'd tell you exactly.

Favorite books: Ender's game,Harry Potter series, Artemis fowl, A wrinkle in time, and PJO series, to name a few.

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain World Domination.

I'm currently working on a story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians Called 'The Escape of Typhon' (Kind of a bad title, I know)

about Percy and his friends going on a quest to capture Typhon, who escaped from Mount Saint Helens. It is set between Battle of the Labyrinth

and book 5.


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Jacob Spark and the Quest to End All Quests by dwighthowardmakesitrain reviews
I know you can't believe it, but I'M GOING TO FINISH IT PEOPLE! Anyway this is a book 5 fic about Percy and his friends going on the final quest to defeat Kronos and save the Hunters with a new son of Zues. Percabeth and Rachel/OC. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,665 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
The Labyrinth by RavenQuill reviews
Here's my version, beginning from Rick Riordan's reading of the first part of Chapter One. Percy must survive horrible empusai-vampire women, a fishing trip with his father, a love triangle, and the most hopeless of the Gods' domains: the Labyrinth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Crappy TYOOT by storm-brain reviews
Old TYOOT. Read at your own risk. Revised version is up. For the person that doesn't understand what that meant, it means that "There is a story called "The Years of our Titans" on my story list for you to click."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,851 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
The Escape of Typhon reviews
What happens when Percy and the gang go on a quest to capture the newly escaped Typhon? Action, Adventure, and...Percabeth! Rated T for mild language. My first Fanfic, so no flames please. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008