My name is Beth and I am a princess who is ruler of all things that I want to rule.

FOR EXAMPLE.

I am ruler of the word "exhilarating". It's mine. All mine.

My fictional boyfriend's name is Jacob Black and he is a werewolf.

Oh, and thank you everyone who likes to read my Jacob story! I appreciate your enthusiasm! Go team Jacob!!

And if you REALLY like it, you'll check out my bff, GWTWTNME! Right now we're working on an Eragon story!!

Oh and thank you Jacobismyloverr840, I have stolen your copy-and-pasteys!! Muhawhaw!

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

I'm the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)