Lily-Ride-Cullen
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Joined 09-06-08, id: 1687048, Profile Updated: 03-16-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HELLOOOOOO!!

so, yeah,
This is Lily-Ride-Cullen

I write sories for twilight. You havn't read twilght?! WHAT??

Go shoot yourself in the foot.

i'm also planning on writing ones for maximum ride, and maybe fear street...

Anyways, info on me

Name: Lily (like, duh, seen the user name by chance?)
Age: "yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby"
School: Some random Secondary school (or as americans call it High school... or middle school. their awesome ways confuse my small brain) in the south east of england

Has: Dark Blonde hair, Bluey greeny eyes, a tall(ish) slim(ish) figure, A FRIEND WHO I CAN SHARE MY MADNESS WITH!!

Loves: TWILIGHT!! MAXIMUM RIDE!! ALL FOLLOWERS OF THESE THINGS!!
singing, drama, dancing, reading, art, this boy (DreamerH21 knows who i'm talking about. Lol Holly), money (when i have it), cats, sport... i could go on but you will get bored, for sure

Hates: maths, people who hate you for no reason, populars who are just bitches, brussel sprouts, mushy peas, R.E (religeous education), GCSE's (i'm starting mine soon... oh joy (Sarcasm in use))

Aspires to be: a west end performer, broadway, musical theatre stuff like that...

Anyways saw this on someones profile and i was like omg that is so me! so, yeah, here it is...

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty, maximum-ride-003, Lily-Ride-Cullen

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family etc. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love Twilight and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Twilight that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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Let Love Lead The Way by KD Skywalker reviews
Bella ran away from Forks because she was pregnant with Edward's child and didn't want to tell him to ruin his "perfect life" - only to return to face the truth in the light of a personal tragedy. How would Edward react? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,653 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rattling Silence by Anna.The.Kitty.Cat reviews
Edward has been Deaf since birth. His parents and twin- Alice -have just moved to Forks, where they meet Bella, a girl with an increasingly mysterious past who knows ASL. But life is not as easy and simple as it seems, starting with Bella's family life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,593 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Mary Alice by Beauty and the Book reviews
Mary Alice has always been the plain and dull girl of her family. After a horrible incident her family believes she is psychotic. They disown her and send her to an asylum. This is the story of Mary Alice Brandon, the story you may not know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Alice
Reasons Why He Drives Me Crazy by jumarxie reviews
Bella is the heir to her parents' company in Forks. She's convinced that she's destined in single life. What would she do if she finds out that she's arranged to marry someone since birth? To the guy she despises for breaking her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
New Moon from Edward's POV by Itaque reviews
What Edward was thinking after leaving Bella. A look into the mind of the character we unduly love. "I imagined Bella’s blushing and mortified reaction to the attention. Wrong. That was a terrible idea, that pain which was eating away, now burned my body
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Solace by rootlessdream reviews
New horrors reveal themselves and Max begins to realize the end could be near for the Flock. What will she decide when the Voice asks her to do the unthinkable? Set after MR4. Fang/Max. Action/Adventure/Romance/Suspense. Extended Summary Inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Max, Fang
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Eternal Darkness by BluRaven401 reviews
Chapter 20 Quote: “Aro placed a hand on the small vampire's shoulder and the screaming came to an end. Edward looked up at Kyra and immediately wished he hadn't. She was staring right at him. No. THROUGH him. Her eyes were blank and distant...” EdwardXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Uncaging Alice by OmniscientVamp reviews
The story of Alice's time spent in the mental asylum, how she was turned, and finding family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,552 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice - Complete
Disconnected by Flying-On-Twilight-Wings reviews
An accident leaves Max 'disconnected'. Will she ever be 'right' again? FAX - - - COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gifts In Life by candelifera reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends with big dreams. However that is lost when Bella goes against all rules of being a best friend; sleeping with the older brother. While Bella has lost everything she gains even more. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,995 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elicit by Bonham Carter reviews
CONTINUED BY MyLifeIsANightmare; She never talked. No one has heard her voice till then. She always had a pained look in her eyes but she tried to cover it with a smile. What could've had happeNnned to make her like this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Running is just the first Step by DreamerH21 reviews
Bella Swan is an average girl until the day she runs away. Traveling for months until she comes across Forks. She meets her long lost sister Alice but who is the bronze haired boy around town? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
No Sunlight by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella gets into an accident and needs to be changed. Trouble is, she's forgotten the last 12 years of her life. Takes place after Eclipse. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can You Hear Me Now? by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's been in an accident in Phoenix and moves to Forks. She can't talk. Her vocal cords are ruined and her sight is impaired but getting better. She accidently sits with the Cullens and feels almost at peace with them. The big twist? Read the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
Only You Can Save Humanity by LittleLouisaRose reviews
Vampires Rule the world, Bella, her mother and her unfortunate friend Jacob are inmates of a human farm. Only the Cullens stand out from the insanely beautiful red eyes, only Edward can save them. But will the temptation prove too much?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Memorable Boy by oh.kd reviews
Just so in the end, you can believe maybe the world isn’t that terrible after all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rubik's Cubes by mfqc reviews
Of course, I would never beat my father. He was the most intelligent person I’d ever known in my existence. He could analyze anything. And I couldn’t even solve a freaking cube!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Physical Encounter by wolfpgirl reviews
Bella is a college student who, of course, has an accident and now gets to go to physical therapy. What she finds there will change her life forever. All human traditional pairings, heavy on the BxE. College experiences aplenty! Sweet, romantic edward....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,734 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloodlust by feisty.red.head reviews
Bella was changed that day at La Push by none other then Victoria. Before she could leap off the cliff, her life ended, and her existence as a Vampire began. Can she battle her bloodlust, and her even more powerful craving for a specific Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Another by proximityinfatuation reviews
Leah never thought that she could fall in love again, but what happens if she does, and it was with the most forbidden person?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Leah
One of the Boys by Hyperactive Energy reviews
Bella wakes up to find herself as a vampire,surrounded by ever-thirsty vampires she doesn't even know,with no memory of Edward turning her - only dropping her off here. Where is he,anyway?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
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Lifted Boundaries reviews
An ordinary day to a dark disaster. Nessie is kidnapped, what will happen? Where will they go? What will they do? Will they ever see Nessie again? All boundaries are lifted when it comes to this. After BD, normal pairings, basically carried on after BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008
Mince Pies reviews
It's nearly christmas and Renesmee wants to get into the christmas spirit! With Jacob, Nessie, Bella, Edward. one shot. after BD.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete