Naruto fanfics are over populated by Yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
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98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off By order of Flame user Laurena

If you are a procrastinator, and hate doing labor, work, or chores of any sort, post this into your profile... sometime soon

Thirty percent of the NaruSaku stories on ff.net involve betrayal in some sort of way. If you think that is too much, put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. By order of Flame User Laurena

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

90 percent of People believe that Heavy Metal is the perfect scapegoat to blame their troubles on. If you are part of the 10 percent who believe that this shows the lack of fairness our country has developed and that they need to take responsibility for their problems copy this and paste it in your Profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)