![]() Welcome to my Profile! Stuff To Know About Me: Gender: Girl (obviously) Name: Too hard...Can I come back to this one? Age: In the Double Digits Bands: Foster the People, Paramore, The Maine, All Time Low, The Script, Never Shout Never, A Rocket to the Moon, The Years Gone By, OneRepublic, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, Green Day, Linkin Park, A Thorn For Every Heart, This Time Next Year, Breaking Benjamin, Coldplay, The All-American Rejects, Broken Iris, and The Academy Is... Artists: Christina Perri, Jessi J, Alicia Keys, Eminem, Skylar Grey, Trey Songz, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Katy Voegele, Bruno Mars, P!nk, Ke$ha, Amy Winehouse (R.I.P.), and Beyonce Series: Maximum Ride, Divergent, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, I,Q, Gone, Shadow Thieves, The Lying Game and Viola Movies: Titanic, The Last Song, Arthur, Bridge to Terabithia, Prom, Amish Grace, 50 First Dates, Just Go With It and Angel Eyes If you know anything more you are officially on my stalker list. ;) A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?" Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. When someone makes you mad remember this. It takes up to seventy muscles to frown but it only takes four to punch somebody. Remember you should never cry over a boy. If they make you cry, they're not worth you. And if they're worth you they won't make you cry. When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Never knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when people do that. If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee. I'm bored with nothing to do and a baseball bat. *My friend* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares about hugs?!?!?!?! If I see you I'm gonna tackle you. When it's you and me versus the world, attack at about 4 in the afternoon, not dawn. Who gets up at dawn? No, we need to have a lie-in, a continental breakfast, do some shopping, maybe a stop at -Subway or McDonalds, THEN attack. If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. I dont want a guy to love me like Edward loved Bella. I dont want a love story like Romeo & Juliet. I dont a guy to love me like a fat kid loves cake. I want a guy to love me like Percy Jackson loves Annabeth Chase Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me Music taught me how to live my life BUT most importantly: Rebbecca Black taught me the days of the week I'm a Shadowhunter who lives in the FAYZ and solves crimes with Skulduggery Pleasant. Last year I won the Hunger Games and I'm also number 7. Oh and in the summer I'm going to Camp Half Blood :3 Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... (((((True love)))))A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle... Girl: slow down I'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug.She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile True Conversations With My Less Than Normal Friends 1. Natecia: What would you do if I fell off of a cliff?, I thought about it. "I would miss you.", "You would just miss me me you wouldn't do anything?", "I would get a really long rope..." 2. (We're at the top of the bleachers) Dominique: I wonder what would happen if I were to jump from up here?", I took a sip of my soda, "You would fall, probably break your neck, be rushed to the hospital, die during surgery, and then I may or may not go to your funeral.", he just stared at me, "You're a very evil little girl.", "Thank you." 3. Alex: You shouldn't like *censored* , he's a manwhore, "No, but he's really sweet, kind, nice, and an overall good person.", "Ok, fine so he's a good manwhore. But he's still a manwhore, stay away from him.", I rolled my eyes, "Yes, mother." |