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Hello, I am Humerus Bone.

Pretty punny, but not very funny. Yes?

What to say, hmm...

Well, I've bee an avid reader of literature since I was young. In my early teens, I came across fanfiction.net and have been reading fanfiction ever since. I am greatly enjoying it.

I have made several forays into story making. Alas, as I am sure you may see, I have none on this site. This is for the simple reason that those storys which In endeavourd to create were utter rubbish. Plain and simple.

I am Australian and a young adult. I read mostly fantasy but am not adverse to sci-fy and other genres.

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The White Wolf of Westeros by DrakeCross reviews
The Wild Hunt is defeated and Ciri steps beyond to face the source of the White Frost. However something goes wrong and Geralt risks himself as he follows her, ending up in the land of Westeros. Dealing with new intrigue and politics, he will have to decide who he can trust while trying to save his adopted daughter...along with the lives of both worlds!
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 372,529 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 1h - Published: 6/24/2017 - Jon S., Arya S., Geralt of Rivia, Ciri
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,755 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 8,477 - Follows: 9,511 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 115 - Words: 609,031 - Reviews: 6772 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 5,431 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC - Complete
A Farmer's Tale by alltheuntold reviews
A 30-year-old American farmer is sent to the world of ASOIAF. Follow as he tries to create a life for himself. Slow development & pacing. Slice-of-Life style story. Act 1 is complete, Act 2 is in progress.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 208,820 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 2/16/2018 - OC
The Holy Man of The Church Creek by Parcasious reviews
He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 314,346 - Reviews: 6848 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E.
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 394,863 - Reviews: 7913 - Favs: 6,270 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 91 - Words: 772,732 - Reviews: 15272 - Favs: 11,012 - Follows: 11,326 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 1,575,394 - Reviews: 6979 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 5,473 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Straw Hats P., OC
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5203 - Favs: 6,395 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
Heroes, Dreams, and Destiny by Lord of Penguin reviews
With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 305,683 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 6,337 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Shirō E., Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Man off the Moon by FiendLurcher reviews
The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch36@10.1k words atm)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 646,317 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 3,867 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Archer
The Souls of Heroes by LD 1449 reviews
There is never only one change. There are always many changes. Because one thing will change another. It will affect something more. Ripples through time. Irrelevant to some, disastrous to others. There can never be only one change Emiya Shirou. There will always be consequences.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Demon's Souls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,050 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Shirō E.
Campione: The Theomachy! by Classic Mecraphone reviews
When a Human who has trained all of his life to fight against the threat of Heretic Gods earns the power of a Godslayer, our world will undergo a drastic change whether it's ready or not. A change where those with power believed change would never occur. A Theomachy. First chapter contains more details on what you're getting into! Slight AU timeline.
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 424,383 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Salvatore D., K. Godou, Alice L., OC - Complete
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 1,201,342 - Reviews: 6812 - Favs: 7,260 - Follows: 7,230 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23535 - Favs: 16,811 - Follows: 16,737 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
A Verse of Swords and Jewels by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
The followers of R'hllor had long searched for their lord's champion, the one who would sit on the throne of swords. Well, who better than to sit on a throne of swords than a man who is made of them? Hell, he's already acquainted with the princess. To bad neither of them actually wants the throne. They just want to convince everyone to stop killing each other.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,490 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Shirō E., Rin T.
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6577 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 7,098 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 10,014 - Follows: 11,897 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 13,041 - Follows: 13,056 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 984,258 - Reviews: 8232 - Favs: 8,689 - Follows: 8,314 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Exalted by Abel Sephaos reviews
When a being grown out of control threatens the very existence of the Sea of Souls, the Proprietor takes an extra step to stack the deck in his favor. Arisato Minato didn't know how to feel about the entire situation other than irritated.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Minato A./Makoto Y., T. Koneko
Ironic Technology by BritishSarcasm reviews
Link loses an arm after a tricky situation with two Guardians, luckily, he is able to receive a prosthesis made of Ancient Technology from his Sheikah allies. He continues on to complete all of the Shrines, meeting his friends from the four nations along the way, before he's finally ready to take on Ganon with his tech upgrade. Leads into slice of life post-calamity with Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,269 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/12/2018 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Link, Zelda] Impa, Prince Sidon - Complete
Somnus Ultima by TheAsset6 reviews
[Sleeping Beauty AU] King Regis and Queen Aulea's desire for a child has finally been fulfilled, as well as their kingdom's need for an heir to the throne. However, when a dark mage with a vendetta against Lucis blesses the young prince with a deadly curse, they realize that no sacrifice is too much when it comes to someone you love. But too much, it turns out, is never enough.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 359,269 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Storms Overhead by Lione 'Tabuukilla' Fortuna reviews
He was known as the Wrath of Odin, Zeus' Rage... and monster, But yet, all he desired was to redeem himself in the eyes of the world that had seen him as nothing but a monster. Defending several Conduit children, he holds up against the militia in a final act of redemption. But just as death comes for him... a pink haired mage calls for a familiar.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 492,935 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Louise, OC - Complete
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 8,690 - Follows: 8,646 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Archer of Black by Cardinal Grief reviews
Time travel is dangerous, especially for those unaware of how time works. Is time a linear path or is it a convoluted vortex? A young Magus finds himself in medieval Britain. Will Emiya Shirou fall or flourish in an age of swords?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 245,569 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Shirō E.
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9682 - Favs: 9,181 - Follows: 9,286 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
A Seventh Path: Path of Swords by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
One of Rin's experiments goes wrong, throwing her and Shirou's souls into another world to be reborn. Finding themselves in a world with a new form of mystic energy and where the influence of Gaia is less than a tenth of its old strength, Rin has found herself in paradise. Shirou however sees a world of conflict, deceit, and monsters wearing human skin... same old, same old.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,883 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T.
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8940 - Favs: 8,336 - Follows: 4,994 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Pet na Campione-sama! by Asakust reviews
What if Godou was a strange person like all the other Campiones? An AU rewrite of Campione! [Strong and Strange Godou] [Not so Canon Authorities] [Not so Canon Details] (Written in Chapter Alternating PoVs of the Female Cast)(Aiming for Cameos) [Action/Comedy/Fantasy/Friendship/Romance/Supernatural/Harem]
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,251 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Erica B., K. Godou, Liliana K., M. Yuri
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,984 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009