I just got this account and i was kinda forced to no names cough allie cough
Anyways im pretty happy to be able to read a bunch of new fanfictions
cause i havent yet.
This is like my favorite everything:

FAVORITE BANDS

my Chemical romance

fall out boy

linkin park

Maroon 5

the fray
muse

er i think you get the point

FAVORITE MOVIES

Twilight

Sweeney Todd

Edward Scissorhands

Crybaby

Rent

Titanic giggle

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Superbad

The Golden Compass

Dark Night

and way too many more

FAVORITE SHOWS

family guy (duh!)

true blood (sometimes)

um idk spongebob anything with stupid people to laugh at like family fued!!

FAVORITE BOOKS

Twilight,

New Moon

Eclipse

Breaking Dawn

Marked

Betrayed

Chosen (the whole series)

Flipped

The Host and all that follow

and um im not sure if thats it but u catch my drift

FAVORITE ACTORS

Johnny Depp

Robert PaTTINSON

Kellan Lutz

Peter Fanecelii (however you spell it)

Ed Westwick

Christian Bale

um idk more people but you get it the twilight and gossip girl and dark night cast oh yea and 1 more

NOT DREW BARRYMORE!!

And a bunch of stuff about me

i am told to say my name is Mrs. Jasper Cullen

im scared of all my friends who FORCED me to read twilight!

my biggest dream would be to have a bunch of my favorite bands playing a bunch of my favorite songs and my favorite actors there and i had front row with my friends and backstage passes

im SUPER abnormal but compared to my friends im as normal as like cream cheese on a bagel... yumm bagels

Quotes (some i stole from ... someone)

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.(done)

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

-Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

-"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

-"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

-"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"-Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

-"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

-"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

-"I can resist everything except temptation."

-"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."

-"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

-"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

-"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."

-"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."

-"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

-“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

-“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

-If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

-Death is a distant rumor to the young.

-Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

-I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

--Walt Disney --

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