This is the year 2012, that which was written below is from 2009. I am ashamed of my actions and none of the below should be taken seriously as a judge of my personality and opinions. They have changed A LOT. I am merely keeping it there to be a reminder of my the dark times.

Hey!

I am Storyman3000, even though I am a girl. Forever remember me that way, but Storywoman3000 doesn't work for me! Oh! And I am a Warriors fan!! Always will be! And anyone who dislikes these furious felines is obviously evil, but I shall hopefully survive the first shoke. But mind you be, I will hunt them down personally. 0.o Also, for the people who are still reading this little bio about little old me, I must tell you that I am also a Twilight fan! Sword OF truth fan! Redwall Fan! Harry Potter Fan! SO BEWARE MY MIXEYNESS!! So I joined here to read stories of anything interesting really, and review people, and post my own stories! If only they were actually Fan-ish to other stories!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you can't listen to the radio without being reminded of Twilight or New Moon and vague words like " can you put the forks on the table? " send you on a journey not to put silverware on the table but to run and tell someone about the miracle of Twilight. Crazy is when, instead of leaving the bathroom so someone can use it, you start monologuing about how awesome Twilight is and, when you've finished with that, tell them the story of your best friend's life. Crazy is when you start naming your friends after the Twilight characters, and forget their real name! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Spottedfeather, Watersoul the Head Star Walker, Cindercloud the halfClan, Storyman3000

My personal rants and hates of warriors:

1. I'm sorry Firestar fans but hes WAY too perfect!! Hes a dork by all means! He should die, someone should murder his furry butt! That would help my cause sooo much! And why must he ignore my favorite character, Graystripe? I know he was like "OMG! GRAYSTRIPE YOU BACK!!" but after that it was like my poor, poor Graystripe was chopped liver. And that is NOT good!! So if he doesn't get his act together and die soon, Firestar's name will be burnt into my Hate list!!

2. Why did Tigerstar have to die?! He was so freakin' awesome!!(usage of the exclimantion mark will be used much.) Scrouge was awesome too, but he killed my cuddly Tigerstar! :( Tigerstar wasn't all bad right? He hated Firepaw! Isn't that enough?? Oh, and he was Hawkfrosts father! I wuvv the evil cats so much, its not funny! All evil cats rule except for Daisy... she should burn in heckclan and take Firestar with her! Bwahahahahaaa!!

Top five Fav warriors!

1. Graystripe! (he forever will be)

2. Jaypaw! (Such a awesome attitude)

3. Tigerstar! (evil... XD)

4. Scrouge! (Evil revisited)

5. Hollypaw! (she should become evil)

(CLOSE ONE)6. Smudge

Top five least fav warriors...

1. Millie (She took my Graystripe!! HES MINE!!)

2. Firestar (BLEH HIM)

3. Squirrelflight (to perfect like her father)

4. Diasy (go die...)

5. Midnight (She was weird.)

Fav warrior pairings!

1. GrayXSilver (I love them! Cried when Silver died)

2. AshXwhite (This one is cute!)

3. FireXgray (This made me laugh! Great vids about this one by Slithergirl on youtube)

4. LionXheather

5. To picky to pick one.

Worlds stupidest Parings!

Please don't get me started...

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

WORLDS STUPIDEST LEADER: FIRESTAR AND BLUESTAR COMBINED!!

WORLD COOLEST LEADER: TIGERSTAR!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, hand them back and say 'make your own stupid lemonade'."

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

(YAY!!)

IF YOUR SMARTER THEN A 5TH GRADER AND HAVE PROVED AGAINST A 5TH GRADER! COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Storyman3000

"Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator."

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Daisy should burn in Hellclan along with Princess, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Bluestar shames Firestar badly when giving out warrior names, copy and paste this to your profile.

What kind of name is Squirrelflight?Birchfall?Leafpool?If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think Firestar is an idiot because: He liked Spottedleaf, he was too perfect, or he destroyed ThunderClan with his kittypet crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Cindercloud, Storyman3000

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!) Cindercloud, Storyman3000(a couple time...)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan (cry, little boys, cry!!), Cindercloud (haha)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Cindercloud, Storyman3000

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste

If you think Thunderclan should mind their own buisness, and take the spot light off the awesome OTHER clans, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think evil cats rock your socks! Copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!(and most are different lockers that you have had)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Ok, here are the stories I am Planning and writing as of NOW:

If tigerstar never died- the story of my favorite evil cat, if he some how dodged Scrouges killing blow

Mouse Tale - The story of a young mouse set off to find a safe haven

Stone Jungle - The adventure of young Ice, who finds herself lost in the depths of the Stone Jungle

Dark Wilderness - The story of a odd friendship between a Cougar and a Bear. What mysterys can they find in their own Dark Wilderness?

The Hidden Owl - This is taking FOREVER to finish... :P

Night Killer - I didn't expect to make this but I was on a website yelling for a little plot to write off of.