My name is Maggie. I am 23, from the South, and enjoy a fine bottle of wine on occasion.

I have a compulsion to read the last pages of any book that I read. That includes skipping to chapters mid fic to see if things work out the way I want them too.

I am married. I love to travel. I don't sleep enough and worry too much.

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I read a lot of fan fic. like a lot. a ton. My eyes are going bad from reading so much. I tend towards AU/AH, but love a good Vampward. Angst is hot. Humor is fab. Must have great dialogue.

Pet Peeves:

- Alice being a shopaholic, wedding planning pixie. COME ON PEOPLE. Gag me with a rusty spoon. I have come to hate the word pixie from its overuse in twific. You've ruined the word for me. Also, her spiky hair. Lets think this through... are we talking like Kate "I've Got a Dead Squirrel Living on My Head" Gosselin or something more... idk punk rock spiky with like jello in it? Either way, I don't approve.

- Sticking tongues out. And by this i mean in any way that is not related to kissing. Stick your tongue out any way you want, so long as it is related to touching another persons body. ;

- Bridal style. This has been addressed over and over. Don't use it. Don't even think it. I don't care how you word it, but if you use the words bridal style I will quit that b!tch.

- Fktard, ahat, douchenozzle. I hate these words. My least favorite words. Oh yeah and the words moist and yeast. But that is an entirely differnent story.

- Their/There/They're. Learn which is which. In fact, go that extra step and learn the difference between ALL homophones. I'm not perfect, I still have to look up the difference between its and it's.

- Pregnancies as a ploy to wrangle a man in. Most of the time, you can tell when the author is like a 12 year old who hasn't even started her period much less ever been pregnant. This results in craptastic attempts at medical jargon and other related calamities. Besides, that sh!t is wrong. Don't use your vaginas to get a man - use your brain and get them to MARRY you. Then you get alimony when that ship goes south. lol. jk.

- Medical anything. I'm not a doctor. I just play one on tv. jk. But for real. I'm working on a medical-ish story and I googled the sh!t out of stuff. I didn't get too technical because I realize I'm NOT A DOCTOR and I will only screw stuff up and all of you doctors will catch my mistakes and light me up in my reviews. not good stuff.

- Cliche songs. There are a few songs out there CoughNine Inch NailsCoughKings of LeonCoughthat get used ALL of the time. Come on peeps. I know it sucks, that song probably goes fabulously with your storyline, but use that imagination and find another song. There are like 18 quadrillion songs out there. Surely, there is one that would work better than YGMCTG. (See, that song has been used so many times you actually know which one I'm talking about)

Ok. enough for now.