A collection of miscellaneous short stories and sketches listed in no particular order.

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

Nearly a year after Kit Cloudkicker left Don Karnage and the air pirates, an archeological discovery of a golden city leads them both on an adventure for treasures untold.

Ch 37. Awoken by Red's nightmares, the kids munch on cookies, drink some milk, and imagine who among them would be royal (besides Puck of course). One Hundred Word Challenge, with some AU-ness.

The Cullen’s existence relies on one secret... What happens when the secret comes out? Will the world accept vampires? Will Bella’s and Edward’s relationship survive? How are the Volturi going to react? Will their lives ever be the same again?

Eight long, terrible years have passed since we last saw the Powerpuff Girls. (Ongoing Story)

What happens when the penguins are taken captive and forced to fight one another? Will they be able to take down their own teammates? Will this change the penguin team dynamic forever?

{DISCONTINUED; SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS} (AU - Book 2) Six months after the Antechamber, the Sun prophesies that every human on the planet is going to be absorbed. With tensions high on the team, Private must regain Kowalski's trust for him to understand that his death will save them. With threats around every corner, Private realizes that it will be easier said than done.

A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.

At age 16, the Powerpuffs are dealing with the dilemma of their powers being illegal. Their enemies have all vanished, though, so there shouldn't be any panic... until the girls are all abducted by no other than their boy counterparts. T for language.

Giving up a child is never an easy thing for parents to do, but when Dr. Facilier seeks revenge, Tiana and Naveen have no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure their infant daughter's safety, even if it means she won't know who they are.

An unexpected death leads to whispers of an unsettling conspiracy. When disaster strikes, the bonds of sibling love are tested in a race against time to save Toontown.

FS inside. Bella Swan and Alice Brandon are not what people consider 'normal'. Living in constant fear of being discovered and only having eachother to trust of course having a pale, inhumanly beautiful family move to town would set anyone on edge.E/B A/J ON HIATUS

Okie dokes ppl this is the sequel to my sisters grimm story Going Back! It's finally arrived! Umm, Sabrina changed the future and everything is back to normal.... but weird things are happened to her. P.S. Sisters grimm rocks!

Elizabeth Masen died in 1918, leaving behind her beloved son Edward. Now ninety years later, more than just Elizabeth's ghost resides in the Cherry Lane home, Edward's returned and this time with Bella. Working Epiloug for 1918.

The quartet of penguins worked together as a team for a valuable time by now. However, they don't seem to know much about Skipper. That is when his past catches up. – Finished. Sequel online: "File Number: Tippy Top Secret"

Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU

When a mysterious meteor hits South Park strange things begin to happen. The Coon is back to his old tricks, Mysterion gets the old gang back together, and they're recruiting! Submit an OC! -No longer accepting OCs!- TADA! :

(AU - Book 1) Skipper's got secrets; a past he only wanted to hide. When Manfredi one day returns, everything Skipper had hoped for gets shattered. His team is launched headfirst into his past, battling for a power strong enough to conquer the world. Struggling to both keep Manfredi sane and evade the pursuit of Alice, Skipper works to finish what he started nearly two years ago.

Ever wonder why Rosalie and Edward are so cold towards one another? Their story from the start; in keeping with the books, but based on the idea that they're both masterful liars. Love, lust, betrayal, desire, lies, darkness and breaking points.

She has 28 days, but if he's to be believed, she's losing this one either way. Reds. Completed.

"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.

A series of one shots all centered on the story of Sabrina and Puck.

A decomissioning story... kind of. Decomissioning Sector V was the supidest thing the KND ever did. Now they need the team in a dire time, but first they have to be proven trustworthy for them to help. Canon pairings R&R

After Edward leaves, Bella is placed in a mental hospital. AU

YEAH UNCREATIVE TITLE WHOOT! Don't not read just cause this is an OC story, please! Submit your OCs! Read the author notes! Summary inside! Review!

An incident at Kit's school sets in motion a chain of events that could tear the entire Higher for Hire family apart. Do Rebecca and Baloo have the strength to keep everything together?

Regular people tend to live regular lives. At least they seem to be regular at first. Or maybe it's just that one person's definition of regular is more bizarre to them than others. Rigby x Mordecai x Margaret. Cover art by MockingbirdFly.

Please read the new one. Born from Him's blood, the Rowdyruffs are struck with the uncontrollable urge to destroy the Powerpuffs. But as it turns out, Mojo is a lousy parent. Can the Rowdyruffs go to the Powerpuffs for help even after nearly killing them?

You want to go on a totally unperdicably awesome adventure with our favorite SG people? Well, you'd better. The Scarlet Hand have been gone for two years, but there may be some things much, much worse. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid. Flames roast marshmallows.

Being the oldest, it was always Yakko's responsibility to be a parent to his siblings. It was only a matter of time before that responsibility became too much.

BubblesXBoomer. Basically Bubbles is in the middle of battle and lets slip that she likes Boomer and then theres a misunderstanding and Bubble's liking the enemy its not excepted by Blossom and Buttercup. OOC warning. Complete.

Four lonely years after they defeat the Scarlet Hand, Puck comes back to New York. How'll Sabrina take this after being so long without him? And is there really someone out there for everyone, even 14-yr-old Daphne? SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS.

Just a normal day. Now with a prequel!

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

Futurefic. Bubbles is eight, and trapped in Townsville, her family gone. She spends her days in a deadly battle of wills and endurance with Him. She remembers when the world was full of color, and then when red dusk covered all. Now, there's only fog.

After a strange cloud spreads an infection through rain water, a small group of refugees go on a cross-country journey that causes them to question everything they ever believed in - until they reach their breaking point that is. In-progress.

When Edward vaulted over the Volvo to save Bella from being crushed by the van, Alice had heard him whisper, "Not her!". What she didn't hear were the next two, "Not again!". What secrets in their past make Edward sure he needs to stay away from Bella...

Moth breaks out of prison and, with help from some unlikely (and highly suspicious) people, sets out to get revenge on Sabrina Grimm.

Different for every girl. Reds, blues, and greens.

Sunday, in the brown, white and yellowish diner, sits a robin who wonders where she's going. A story in four parts inspired by the song "Sunday" from "tick, tick... BOOM!" COMPLETE

Arnold's eyes have been opened up since the future predictor cutie catcher test, and the dream that came with it. Why is Helga so mean to him? Maybe she's hiding something. This story is how I think Arnold might have found out had there been no FTi.

Boomer just wants to hold his girlfriend's hand. Why should the weather get in the way of that? Bubbles/Boomer

When Eggy's mother seemingly takes the family and migrates without him, he joins the penguins. But is there something that Eggy isn't telling? What REALLY happened? Complete.

The bird began to traverse over the passage, his grip tightening even further... and all the world would slowly fade away, as if it were only a dream; a figment of his imagination, like the feeling that it's almost raining...

Zuko wants to give Azula a second chance, but only after taking certain precautions. He's compassionate, not stupid. He wants to give her the chance that his uncle and Aang gave him. Whether she chooses to squander it is up to her.

AU. There were two possibilities, when Wilbur met Lewis. One is, this boy could have really been from the future, there to protect Lewis. Or, this boy could have been crazy, alone, and in need of protection. The movie showed one side. This is the other.

Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.

It was supposed to be the best end to a Friday. The boys would have fun playing and Sharon would be bringing home KFC for dinner. But what if she never came home? Stan is determined to find his missing mother with his friends with or without the help of the police.

One of Darla's ladies asks the penguins, lemurs, and Marlene to collect a group of weapons called 'Devil's Arms'. Enamored by the promise of power, they agree, but something just isn't right here... multichapter. No pairings.

Click. The raccoon loaded the shotgun with trembling paws. Click. His friend, a blue jay, pushed against the door with all his strength as a ravenous horde of the undead mindlessly tried to break it down. Click. Neither of them would survive the night.

It might seem like they are destined to always end up on opposite sides, but for now, Mysterion and the Coon will do their best to save each other. Chapter One takes place directly after Mysterion Rises, Chapter Two during Coon vs Coon and Friends.

The world is broken and slowly it shall suffer and fall into despair, such is the desire of the new Dark Lord, but he didn't count on Kenny, Butters and Red who return to Imaginationland to save there friends and eventually the world. R/R.

Stan Marsh has always been very popular, with many friends and a loving family... So what happened? Where did he go? Kyle want's to know, so he enlists the help of four other friends to help find there missing pal. Minor Style pairing, R/R.

If you were a ghost, where would you go? Well, since your invisible to your brothers and they are constantly angsting about avenging you, why not check up on the girl that killed you with a kiss?

The penguins are four-man team given a dangerous assignment. When evidence leads them to a small group of people in New York, they must to go undercover to investigate, but they fall into something much bigger than them. Eventual S/M and K/R.

Don Karnage and his Air Pirates cast a little shadow over the crew at Higher for Hire but as they say, every cloud has a silver lining and that gives little Rebecca big trouble.

Humanized AU Noir, Penguin Ops. is the best detective agency in the city. When a mobster shows up dead its up to the team to find out who killed him. Rating may change. Skipper centric w/ Skilene. Title taken from the song by Cage the Elephant

AU! Sabrina, you're crazy!" If you said that, she would agree. "Why are you helping her?" "I don't know..." Full Summary inside PuckxSabrina New Chapter! Henry doesn't like that...

I didn't know what was happening. I was only a little girl and you were my older brother. You were always the one to protect me. How I wish I could have protected you. Hush hush hush here comes the boogeyman… Oneshot. Karen's POV.

All of the Cullens get the opportunity to become human again from the Volturi. Can they handle being just as strong, fast, and beautiful as everyone else, eating food, and tripping? Everyone POV. Temporary Hiatus as of 9/3/10.

Olga always loved her baby sister, and at one point in time, Helga loved her in turn. Years have flown by like seconds on the clock and now all Olga can do is recollect on her memories, trying to find out how things turned out as screwed up as they did.

"I'm pregnant." "That's great! Who's the lucky guy?" "You." No reply.

There are Seven Deadly Sins. All horrible ones, of course. But Isabella Volturi? She's the deadliest. Entry for The Summer Review Contest

She isn't used to guys like this. Professor/Sedusa as Ima Goodlady. My take on what happened during their date in Season 1. Un-beta'd.

Marlene finds herself in a serious dilema and must rely on the penguins for assistance.

Sky: A collection of one-shot type stories from Puck. Kinda sister story to "Flip", which was my original one-shot on this concept. All told from Puck's POV, random scenes from the books. First chapter: when Puck saves Sabrina from the Jabberwocky

The penguins are back in grade school, and they are on top of the playground when they meet a bully, the tiny but mighty Dr. Blowhole trying to run them out. Warning: Extremely funny. May not be for everyone without senses of humor.

How long is the proper amount of time to grieve for someone? A story that proves that friendship is more powerful than death.

Susan hates the flowers. Susan hates an empty house. Susan hates herself. Susan hates a lot. She never used to.

When Marlene asks Kowalski, Rico, and Private why they stick around, each gives her a story to explain why they stay with Skipper. Unbeknown to them, Marlene isn't the only one listening... multi-chapter, no pairings.

'Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great.' Skipper's time with Manfredi and Johnson, and what I think really happened to them. Oneshot, NOT a songfic.

Private's world comes crashing down when he learns that Skipper, Kowalski and Rico are being Court-Martialed for their past war crimes *rating will change*

Another depressing fic by yours truly! Inspired by Yellowcard's song "Hollywood Died" It's been one week since...the accident. I suck at summaries

Skipper's enemies pair up for revenge. The team is split in half. Will they be able to function without the team? Rico/Kowalski. Rating may change.

Skipper as gone after Blowhole, trying to get info on Blowhole's new weapon. But soon friends become enemies as the animals become mindless slaves of Blowhole's will. Contains spoilers.

When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!

Everyone forgets that there's someone Rico loves very much. But what does she feel about him? An ode to "Toy Story"? Perhaps. Finished!

One night, Private vanishes without a trace. Skipper, trying to figure out why, stumbles upon a CD... three-shot.

A pregnatn woman visits everyone's 'favorite' witch doctor.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

The End of Humanity has approached. The arrival of the third millennium has destroyed the mortal world. And all there's left is...us. Read and Review!

Utonium intended to manufacture perfect children. But what happens when you discover that 'perfection' is an ugly and impossible word?

They notice.

Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-

Charlotte has kissed a frog and gotten a prince. Naveen has found a pretty rich girl to marry. Tiana has finally obtained the money for her restaurant. And now everyone's getting exactly what they thought they wanted... Alternate ending AU.

"If only this pain would stop.." oneshot.

Post Breaking Dawn. Edward joins the Volturi to save Bella. He becomes addicted to human blood. Will Bella and the Cullens be able to save him? Will the Volturi succeed in wiping out the Forks Coven? Will the werewolves help? Angst,violence, some lemon.

Each day from February 1 until May 11, 2010, I wrote a 200-word "double-drabble" story based on "The Penguins of Madagascar." Please see the note atop the first chapter for the rules which I followed on this project.

After being dragged ostensibly to his grave, and hovering in a torturous limbo with his "friends on the other side," the Voodoo debtor Facilier finds himself in New Orleans of 1935, forced to completely reinvent his life with unpromising odds.

The king and the commando. They were destined to form a rivalry, but when a kiss between them changes everything, will that rivalry give way to a secret romance? SkipperxJulien

short drabble from the mysterious adventurer's POV., A father laments the loss of his son.

One-shot. Takes place after Operation: Blowhole. The penguins talk about Skipper's relationship with Julien. Implied slash.

Marski vs Skilene.

Charlie Swan isn’t the only one being shocked out of the world as he knows it. See how the entire Cullen Clan and the Quileute Shape Shifters discover that their supernatural world is just a little bigger than they ever realized as they find themselves

The Warner siblings are all grown up. But after a family row sees them going seperate ways, what will happen to the next generation of Warner?

One hundred words, one hundred stories. Sisters Grimm stories! On another note, I found a name for PuckxSabrina: Puckabrina! ...I didn't come up with it... Woo! Number 38 is now written and done! The sixth chapter of 100 is complete!

In an instant Susan Pevensie loses everything. Now she must pick up the shattered pieces of her life and go on. Post Last Battle Susan/OC fic. Don't like older Susan? You might not like this...

Possible pre-movie. Gifts with no sender keep arriving at the La Bouff estate for Lottie. There is a motive behind them, but the voodoo spirit Mademoiselle Charlotte has grander ideas for her lookalike-- and the Shadow Man on a string.

A re-telling of Shakespeare's Othello. Betrayals, forbidden love, and a diabolical penguin who will go to any lengths to get what he wants. Skilene, with a touch of Marski.

Why IS Kowalski so scared of the dentist? After having his first and only appointment with Dr. Scrivello, well, who wouldn't be scarred for life? A songfic - "Dentist!" from Little Shop of Horrors.

It is unknown what would happen if a wolf's imprint rejected them. What would happen if Renesmee rejected Jacob? Where would he go? What would he do? Rated T for possible content

Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.

Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.

AU. They knew each other in what feels to each like a different lifetime. Now they're both irrevocably changed. He's a different person. She's seen too much. Confusion reigns, danger lurks, and both fight to find the elusive magic they knew from before.

“Not a single drop of blood.” His eyes are stern. He means every word. “That’s our rule of thumb and if you break it, I’ll kill you.” Edward helps Rosalie get revenge. E/R one shot. Pre-Twilight.

Butch and Buttercup go lingerie shopping. Yeah, really. Friendshippy Greens, with touches of Red and Blue. Some language. Un-beta'd.

In the 23rd Century, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are space marines serving aboard a starship in the Star Trek Universe! Can these warriors handle a diplomatic mission? Guest starring Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria from the Madagascar movies!

Their rivalry is no secret. But this time Skipper and King Julien take it to a new arena when they compete for their object of affection- where sharing isn't an option,spiking this competiton to the limit. This time, the gloves come off.

EXB. Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his family decided to spend their summer at the rainiest place they could find – Forks. Then one day Dr. Cullen got introduced to the new nurse. Much to his surprise they met before. “Hello Dr. Cullen. I’m Isabella Swan.”

To make a pact in voodoo, a few drops of blood is all that’s needed. Charlotte was oblivious to doing anything except cutting her finger while looking for her cat in a dusty old emporium...but no one could miss the sudden misfortunes of Tiana and Naveen.

Marlene is devastated when she learns that she is going to be transferred to another zoo. But Skipper promised her months before that she would never be taken from the Central Park Zoo, and he isn't about to fail a friend—or his duty.

Supreme Leader 362, peeved at the subversion of her authority, resolves to personally go into space after Numbuh One and get him back from the Galactic KND no matter what the cost. But does she have ulterior motives? And Father's along for the ride....

A random idea I wanted to share. Kowalski is in charge and has to make a tough decision. What will Skipper think of his decision?

Ha! When you clickity-click the link, you'll know who Hewbert is. Our fave faerie has a little secret ability. Our beloved Sleeping Beauty is crying on her fiance's chest and Daphne ends up being in a situation that Selena Gomez was in! What happened?

He looks down at his flipper, which was held by Marlene’s paw. They were different, both outside and inside, but he knew that they loved each other despite the differences. As Marlene had said, either way you add it you still get two. First Marski fic!

Facilier thinks himself a puppet master; Naveen, Lawrence, Charlotte, and Big Daddy La Bouff are his voodoo puppets. On the night before Mardi Gras, Facilier decides to put on a small play for his Friends, with stage directions from his Tarot cards.

Kowalski ponders on the prospects of life on his last day, and as always, Marlene is there beside him. One-shot, hints for the last chapter of The Irrelevant Equation of One Plus One.

This was actually written by Knockknocktimerico and I. Christmas special, featuring my own personal pairing favorite, and is a one shot. Promises to be great because really, Mitch wrote it with me, and what could be better than that combination? XD

Alternative Title: “Twelve Things Puck Did that Could Only Reinforce My Desire to Throttle Him” First Chapter Summery: Perhaps they shouldn’t have left out the fudge.

From September 7 until December 15, 2009, I wrote a 100-word drabble about "The Penguins of Madagascar" each and every day. Please refer to the note at the top of the first chapter for the rules I followed throughout the process.

Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Lots of laughs

Four penguins follow the trail of an otter bound for a facility. Problems arise when said otter and a certain penguin get more than what they bargained for. Experimental Deity style. Rating subject to juxtaposition. Skipper stole the rest of the summar

When Renesmee makes a discovery and a decision, Jacob is forced to come to terms with the flaws of the imprint. Is there anything stronger than a supernatural bond? A story of emotional growth, centered around Jacob.

Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB

As Bella wanders the woods, she is attacked by a vampire named Elizabeth Masen, a non-vegetarian on her way to visit a clan of vampires she has heard includes Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Edward Cullen. What will happen to Bella? How is Elizabeth 'alive'

Skipper's acting weird around Marlene...could this mean what she thinks it means?

Julien challenges Skipper to be the penguins' leader on Election Day, but when Rico's absence sets up a tie situation between them, Marlene must be the deciding vote. Marlene is soon frustrated with Skipper's and Julien's antics at trying to get her vote.

A book. It was a book that started it. Just another mystery novel, read on Halloween. What could have gone wrong?

Bella and Charlie move to Forks, but things become complicated when Bella discovers that the Cullens have a secret more frightening than her own. When she is targeted by a hunter, she must use her fearsome gifts to save them...and herself.

Five years later... Charlie has become extremely attached to Renesmee;however,his relationship with Nessie and the Cullens, has implications. Charlie discovers a whole new "reality", bringing new obstacles to the Cullen's. Part II - New beginnings...

Ayns: For Schadenfreude62: The three most dangerous words in the world: I'll do it.

He was known as the Mad Hatter. She had stumbled down the rabbit hole and into his world built of cards and candy. The Cheshire Cat warns her that the Hatter is insane, but the moment his emerald eyes lock with hers, she falls under his spell.

Wanderlust forces a heartbroken Skipper and grieving Marlene to find the friends they have lost along the way, as well as each other. Please Read and Review if you wish for a continued story. Rating subject to changes. Skipper/Marlene

So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.

What happens when you take the most deadly Happy Tree Friends with some of the weakest? Amazing fights that end in ways you'd never believe. Chapter Five, Sea Captain's Lament, is out!

Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."

Everybody thinks Bubbles is the nice one. A little bit of potential Blues fluff. Un-beta'd.

Set of one-shots from Rosalie's point of view during Bella's pregnancy. "Emmett stepped forward and bared his teeth, Jasper was on Edward’s other side. I wouldn’t want to be Jacob Black right now. Werewolf was soon going to be kibbles n bits."

For Person95. When Jake gets tired of Puck and Sabrina constantly fighting, he uses a potion to let them experience life from each other's shoes. What happens when Puck and Sabrina learn they'll be stuck in each other's bodies for 48 hours? *COMPLETE*

It's obvious that Kowalski had to get smart somehow. read all about his and young Skipper and Rico's adventures, and now Private's adventures too. Read Grand Finale! Dedicated to Blouper :

A day in the life of... um. Well. Written back in 2008. PpG/RrB. Ridiculous. Rated for language. Un-beta'd.

Sequel to Bad Boy Skipper. When tragedy strikes the team, Marlene finds herself rising to the place of leader. Some hints of Skilene and Marski, but no actual romance is planned. Warning, sad character death and emotions to the extreme.

Edward believes that Rosalie stands for everything wrong in women. DARK fic. Features a manipulative Rose and a sexual situation of very dubious consent. ONE SHOT.

Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language

New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.

One day, a lemur from Madagascar joins the zoo. Soon thereafter Julien is murdered and Private is framed for it. The penguins rush to find evidence to prove Private's innocence while a much darker plan is being worked out. Skipper struggles to keep both himself and his team sane, unaware that the real killer is right under his beak and is going to strike again.

Just a story about what happens once Sabrina, Daphne, and Puck get to Snow White in the Book of Everafter. A lot better than it sounds.

The internet may not be big enough to hold King Julien's ego! When he comes into possession of a laptop, he does more than just steal the penguins' bandwidth. This is what early internet pioneers dreaded. COMPLETE!

One sentence stories about those crazy penguins. Please enjoy.

Bella made a promise to Edward that she would stay safe. But how could she protect herself from the pain his leaving brought her? There was only way; Bella took it, and it's landed her in an asylum. Can someone so broken ever be fixed again? AU ExB

A Puck/Sabrina one-shot for pixiewings00 for the "No Matter What" chapter 16 review game. A/U story taking place when Sabrina and Puck are 17, attending a Halloween Masquerade. Romance, trickery, a disco ball, enough fluff to kill a person! Tad steamy :3

Sequel to "Heart of Fire". A repentant Azula searches the Earth Kingdom for her exiled mother, the Lady Ursa, while her path is shadowed by enemies old and new. Revision complete 8/15/16.

I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR "ROOMIES". Never swim alone. A phrase, a credo, a way of life, a staple of their existence. Code Sepia overrode it. Shredded it. Decimated it. Rated T for a bit of language and some potentially heavy stuff.

Kowalski and Private try to convince a reluctant Skipper to tell them why he is not allowed in Denmark. After some initial resistance, Skipper tells the others his story. Set directly after the "Launchtime" episode.

The Cullen "children" plus Bella end up on a desert island! How will 5 vampires and one human survive this?

Puckbrina. Sabrina hasjust come back from college. How will Puck win her over? Will sabrina really get married or even have kids?

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

Seven members of the Cullen family and seven deadly sins. Coincidence? Edward has lived too long to believe in coincidence. The death of each Cullen relayed by Edward to his newborn bride. Each one is a deadly sin. After BD.

Marlene has feelings for Skipper, but does he have any felings for her? Continued due to popular demand.

50 words, one sentence each, all Penguins of Madagascar.

With Rico sick, Marlene takes his place amongst the squad's daily training to Skipper's protestations. But the final assignment of the day causes sparks to fly when Julien interferes.

Carlisle created Rosalie with the intent the she would become Edward's mate. Though it did not end up that way, what if that were the way it began? Just a one shot with some Edward/Rosalie passion.

A year after the Comet, a charismatic leader has united rogue elements of the Fire Nation and seeks to begin the war anew. The only person who can stop him is... Azula? Revision complete 2/17/16.

Companion piece to my ongoing story ‘Family’. We all know about the Warner’s past; their thoughts, hopes and dreams. Sometimes though it’s nice to see things from a different point of view - after all, friends can be considered family.

Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.

Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES

Sisters Grimm Fanfiction! PuckxSabrina. Sabrina's parents are awake, but then why is Sabrina so upset? Can she figure out a way to keep her and her sister in Ferryport Landing, or will their father rip the sisters away from their destinies?

Emmett is caught off-guard as Edward drives up in Bella's ancient truck, looking like the devil's chasing him. Then Carlisle comes tearing down the Cullen's driveway, with blood on his hands...

Challenge fic. Kyle and Stan find themselves transported to a future torn apart by war. Time is fast running out for South Park, but can a handful of Resistance fighters really make a difference? Complete!

Because years later, Boomer is still just a clever little boy. Unfortunately, in this case, cleverness isn't a useful survival trait.

After a tragic accident, Stan is unable to piece his life back together. If he can’t remember the past, how will he able to work towards the future? COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. Told through Kenny’s POV. Slight Style.

10 years after we won the war, I fancy seeing how Mojo is going." Brick the lone survior of the Rowdyruffs pays a visit to Mojo Jojo. He is in for a surprise. Mojo/Blossom

I've been gradually working on this for months. This is a much lighter take on Flippy and his alter ego, because I'm a bit tired of seeing him portrayed as a total emorific angst-wad.

When Boomer said they'd be going on the 'best ride' for their date, Bubbles expected more than this. Still, the things that happen when you realize someone is more frightened than you... happened.

The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.

..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::

Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.

Buttercup is horribly scarred in battle one day. Everyone begins to treat her as a monster, and soon she begins to think of herself as just that. Will she ultimately become the very thing she once fought against... a villain? Please review. COMPLETE.

Each Warner has made their own mistakes. Circumstances turn to proof that no matter what happens, they'll always come through for each other.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

Like Clue for retards: Eric Cartman plays host to his very own murder mystery soiree – including romance, Cognac, leather clad Butters, and maybe even a murder. But who is the greedy Jew rat responsible...?

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.

Sisters Grimm - Henry and Veronica Grimm wake up three years after they were kidnapped. How do they deal with their daughters, and all the changes they've missed? Very slight Sabrina/Puck

So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!

Kenny sits and ponders of how he might want to kill his father. Oneshot.

Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?

The severely underused Animaniacs character of Minerva Mink must face many things in her life. The stares and reactions of all the males she passes by, the constant wild takes and rushes to do her favors, and of course, that pesky Newt.

Oneshot crackfic. Berry, Eurotrish, and Goo decide to show us how to make cookies. But when their orange juices have an ingredient they did not expect to have,the result is everything but perfect, and I guess sober.Rated T for obvious reasons.

Fan Fiction. net is inundated with Mary Sues and Author Insertions. It was only a matter of time before the Warners had enough. Rated STRONG teen for language and mild sexual content. Flames welcome!

Franny and Cornelius are getting married, and Cornelius' Best Man also happens to be his best friend... who also doesn't happen to exist yet. This is how Wilbur saw their life begin. FranCornelius romance, WilCornelius seriousgooshy friendship.

Lydeah Hoskins is your everyday psychopathic, angsty teenager who hates toons. But she doesn't know what she's getting into when she decides to kidnap the Warners. [Rating for extremely frequent language, VERY mild innuendos and gun usage.]

Six conversations shared between Bubbles and Boomer, the lovely couple at different times and quite possibly different stages of their growing relationship. Uber cute fluffiness shared between a cute couple. R&R. ONESHOT!

Lazlo pays Patsy a midnight visit with a very important question.

Dots noticed that she's getting bigger. And it bothers her. Alot. And soon She finds herself spiraling down into an eating disorder. Note! Due to a recent realization this story is going to deviate a bit. Read the AN in chap 4.

“Some descended doors, were meant to stay upright.” ::Complete!::

BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA 2007 fanfic. The morning after the end of the movie, Jesse Aarons gets a call from music teacher Miss Edmonds inviting him to go to a museum with her and he sees Leslie's parents' car in front of their house! Was it all a dream?

Takes place during Wakko's Wish. A day in the life of Yakko and Dot while Wakko is away earning money. Yakko's POV, lots of angst and sibling love cause i'm a sap who enjoys it.

Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW

When their home is compromised by the growth of urban development, the Hedgies must venture onward to find a new home... What they find is a woodland utopia. However, underneath the glamour is something darker and more sinister...

Sequel to The Devil's Reign. Terrence finally has his child, but the infant is only an omen of a catastrophe that could result in complete world anihillation...[Chapter 16: Let the nightmare begin...]

Formerly titled A! The glamor of the Warners' Hollywood lives is long gone :: a story of betrayal, hope, and above all, the love that binds. Complete.

Terrence has always had serious issues with practically everything. But the meaning behind it is more horrifying than anyone could have ever imagined...including the very secrets of Lucifer himself.

bubbles notices boomer's clothes. and, subsequently, boomer. spoiler for "bubble boy" which we all should've seen already anyway.

Kit goes off to war; new relationships are formed. Will Kit be able to return to the life he just started?

It's not a wonderful life at Higher for Hire as Rebecca, Baloo and Kit find themselves drifting apart. What if life gave them a second chance? Plunder & Lightning will never be the same again...

Vol III of my TaleSpin saga. Kit learns that you can't escape from your past, no matter what lengths you go to.

Finished!! Chp 5 and the epilogue of tying up loose ends and the near future for our characters. Does Kit finally get to be reuinted (and it feels so good) with Rebecca and Baloo? Is Molly mature to handle accompanying her mother to search for Kit?

1938. After Cape Susette's invasion of the Pandalas, Usland is a bit paranoid of a future attack.

A blue tale, in more ways than one. Rated for suicidal references.