The Half-Blood Nerd
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Joined 05-31-11, id: 2950464, Profile Updated: 09-28-14
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Sherlock, Hunger Games, and Hannibal.

Hello! Hope you like my fanfictions, please remember to R&R! x
If you have any prompts please message me, you can do so here or on tumblr- url TheHalf-BloodNerd.
A lot of my earlier stories are pretty rubbish and the grammar is bad so please AVOID. I don't write much fanfic at the moment because of another project I'm undergoing, but I'll try to keep a steady stream on the ones that are worth it.
Enjoy!

Playlist of my life story:

Put your I-pod on shuffle and play them to find out yours.

Opening Credits- Puttin' on the Ritz -Fred Astaire

Waking Up- I Feel like Dancin' -All Time Low

First Day of School- Bohemian Rhapsody -Queen

Life is just...OK- Paris -Caro Emerald

Mental Breakdown- Ain't that a Kick in the Head -Dean Martin

Driving- Harry Freakin' Potter -Cast of AVPS

Flashback- Lost in Paradise -Evanescence

Final Battle- Dream is Collapsing -Hans Zimmer

Death Scene- A Lot of Livin to Do (rather ironic?) -Sammy Davis Jr

Funeral Song- Remains of the Day (starting to think this must be fixed) -Danny Elfman

End Credits- End Creadits (? I-podception. From The Nigtmare Before Christmas) Danny Elfman

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Hear My Evil Speech by december wastelands reviews
In which Lord Voldemort delivers an evil speech while suffering an unfortunate case of the hiccups. ::crack oneshot.::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Mother Dearest by velllichor reviews
Mother told me many things as I was growing up. She was always trying to make me believe that she cared for me. She always told me that I was worth more to her than any diadem. Mother lied. (c) to cynical @ tda for the amazing cover!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Rowena R., Helena R. - Complete
Then we were in Camelot by MistsofMyMind reviews
A young girl finds herself, her friend and her younger brother in Camelot. With her feminism, strong views and stubborness, this modern girl can only find herself in one, very awkward, position... Arthur/OC Merlin/OC Gwen/Lancelot Morgana/OC No Merthur. NOW COMPLETE!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,706 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, OC - Complete
Helena vs the Headless Hunt Committee by darkbloodylegs reviews
Helena Ravenclaw helps her old friend Nick out in time for Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Helena R., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Orion the Hunter by MissChastityClaireBabcock reviews
It's bedtime, and Bella's son just wants a bedtime story! -AU-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
Search the Skies if You Must by TheEvanescentOne reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange has been given a mission by the Dark Lord to travel back in time to find him a very valuable object. On her mission, Bella comes across Mrs Lovett's meat pie shop where emotions run high and ice becomes thin. may be a T rating later
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L.
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Examining Dr Lecter
Hannibal's conflicted thoughts about a late Will Graham. One-shot. Please R&R x
Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L.
The Thirteen Things reviews
Wiress's games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Wiress, Beetee
Tales From the Spider's Web reviews
A collection of Jim Moriarty one-shots ranging from his first crime to his last. To be updated evrey month or so. Now, little fly, come say hello to Jim. Here's hoping you get caught.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - J. Moriarty
The Party reviews
Slytherin dormitary are having a midnight bash.Set in the marauders era with some mischeivious gryffindors and slytherins who've drunk too much. Dedicated to TheEvanescentOne
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Lurking in Shadows reviews
Val discovers Skulduggery's old diarys and starts to read, only to discover that there's one more villian after them, Lord Vile's accomplice...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Letter to Noone reviews
George writes a letter to his dead brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Requiem of a Raven reviews
A dying Rowena Ravenclaw reflects on a lifetime of magic, friends and hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Rowena R. - Complete