Let's see...how should I start this. I think hello would be a good start.

Hello! Welcome to my profile. Either you stumbled upon here from reading my stories, curiosity about finding out which fandoms/couples I write, or are just a stalker. xD (Fact 1 about me: I use many smilies. Get used to it.)

I divide my time between Harry Potter and Disney. You can like one side or both, either one I'm fine with. Fact 2: me + Twilight don't mix. Gave it a shot. Don't like it. Sorry. (Fact 3: I am sarcastic and cynical, in case you haven't noticed) So I think I'll split my profile between my Harry Potter and Disney awesomeness.

Wait, you want to learn more about me? Why not?

~ I love to write. Duh. That's why I signed up for this. It's been a dream of mine to write books and share my ideas with the world since I was...3?

~ I'm a proud Pakistani Muslim. Woot.

~ My first ever shipping? Either TJ? (his name has seemed to escape me)/Kari from Digimon or Ash/Misty from Pokemon.

~ I'm an introvert, very reserved. That does not mean I don't like to be social. The more I get to know someone, the more I'll open up.

~ Besides writing, I love to photograph and travel.

The end! Let's go delve into my fandoms of awesome.

HARRY POTTER

When I was the mere age of 7, I received SS from my cousin. I used to think HP was overrated, so I smiled politely and threw it aside. But, when I heard it was going to be a movie, curiosity got the better of my and I picked up SS, and needless to say, I couldn't put it down. And that's where the obsession began.

I ship:

Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Hermione - great story; I'll tell you another time.

Neville/Luna - I was so sure they would get together. =(

James/Lily - OTP =D

Um...I'll get back to this later.

DISNEY

Rant Time:For some reason, if someone likes Disney, others immediately wonder, which team? Teams suck, but if I had to choose one, none. I'm not going to judge them based on what they give off though the pages and screen, and if they're all friends, why should we divide them? So whether it be Jonas, Gomez, Lovato, Cyrus, Swift (yes, I'm including her), whatever, I'm 517293053 behind them. You can say Miley's a slut, or Selena's boring, or maybe you can say Taylor's clingy, Demi's fake, or the Jonas clan lacks talent, but I will refuse to listen. Grow up. What right do you have to say about those you've never met or have really gotten to know. And even going to the opposite end of the spectrum: those I call the obsessors. None are God, so don't go shouting OMJ or Miley world. Really? You just sound like you're 7. /rant

Well, being 16, I really should outgrow this. But I love that I can grow up with these celebrities who are the same age as me. They get to go out and live their dream, and it's cool to know that they're no older than I am.

I ship:

Oliver/Miley - YES! My Disney OTP...ever. Screw the writers, I thought I could tolerate Loliver, but they just destroyed what awesomeness Oliver and Lilly had. I can go on for days about this, but I won't bore you.

Lilly/Jackson - grumbles writers...

Sonny/Chad - =D

Stella/Joe

Alex/Dean - I'd ship Alex/Justin, but you know...that whole incest thing.

Bailey/Cody - I'm sorry, they're too adorable.

In real life...Yes. I ship people. I hate myself for it, I've sworn to myself I'd never do it. But I do.

Miley/Mitchel - you can have Niley, I'll take them. He's been there through everything with Miley, and frankly, the girl just needs to open her eyes. He loves her.

Selena/David H. OR Selena/Taylor L. - whatever, they're both cute. I'd be happy for her either way.

Taylor S./Joe - okay, if Joe didn't suck and break up with her in 27 seconds, this would be absolutely adorable. I wish this lasted. Maybe both can grow up and accept their public battle? hopeful

Demi/Nick - I am so delusional when it comes to this. Nick dated both of her best friends, but I love them together. But they have so much in common, and she's like a Selena/Miley mix.

Emily/Cody - I've shipped them as long as M+M. I wish they'll go out.

Me/Nick - Guys, just accept it. (Fact 4: I hate people like these. Those who are obsessed with someone cough JB cough and are convinced they will marry them. Nick's my celebrity crush. Well, him and Skandar Keynes)

Okay, I'll stop talking (typing?) here. Stories will actually show up here; I just have to write them first. Maybe an angry Moliver, I need to vent about the writers...

Brownies for those who actually read all of this! Go and buy yourselves some, and pretend they're from me =D